Jacked off 7 times within the past 8 hours

>Girl sitting on my dick last night
>Still jerked off when I got home

What a spermlet.

I'm in my 30s and I can hit 10 a day and still be shooting something. Back when I was early 20s I could do nearly twice that. Some of us were built to impregnate.

are you by any chance bavarian ?

In my early 20s. Can confirm.

t. circumcised orgasmlet

>4 in one day
lmao if you're not doing at least 4 in an hour you're never going to make it

I'm telling you at that pace you're going to tear something off

Austrian

Actually I'm not

Hubba bubba

I do that everyday

Most I've ever done was ten times in one day. My orgasms were dry and mostly flacid by the end.

Ive had no drive for sex, cumming, jerking off, for months

Youre lucky

You're a fucking loser.

Please tell me you're recycling that protein.

>he's not the master of his domain

might as well be a soyboy

>he doesnt run out of semen

lel

this is literally a picture of me where did you find this? wtf

I'm 22, I could probably masturbate all day if I wanted to. I'm ready to go again after 15-20 minutes. Before bed I'll do it at least 4-6 times. What a waste of a fucking life.

my fap folder,cutie

>mfw sick
>mfw sick days always turn into unrepentant fapfests

anyone else know this feel? I once fapped 5 times in a 6 hour time frame when I had the fever. Btw, the first shower I took when I got better was the best one in my life

I've always done it this way. I don't fap every day, like usually every 2-3 days, but when I do I go like 5 or 6 times in a row.

I always fap a lot when I'm sick and when I get hung over I am a masturbation demon

also, ever since hitting the onions I've been getting surprise boners like back when I was going through puberty and I swear my dick is bigger

I always experienced this, my bros would wonder why, how can I jerk off so much while they said they do 4/day at most. Is it really that weird to jerk it 10 times or more a day ? Sure I'm shooting blanks by 8th and once my duck burned while peeing after like 12th fap but other than that I don't see what's wrong.

Whenever I smoke weed I can jerk it 10-12 times in a day and still want more

>doing nofap to prepare for a chess tournament

who here /monkmode/

idk man acid makes it feel uncomfortably dirty for me, i couldnt even think about it without feeling gross

I've never done more than 3 in a day and even then I was just doing it to see if I would be able to.

Had sex on acid, also on shrooms. Next level connection, feeling, and the orgasm is literally mind blowing.

I see you, brother

Jesus, brah. You might have a magnesium deficiency (srs).

I dont eat onions but I've been taking lots of zinc and magnesium for test gains and gf said my dick is bigger, bretty cool

wow user, your test is so high, you must be such a man

jesus fucking christ. No wonder you fuckers here do nofap and noporn...
I used to think you guys did it to fix social problems

Are you balding? They say too much fapping speeds up balding

>they say

they also say adding salt to water lowers the water's boiling point...

>tfw depression has killed my natural sex drive
>tfw I use drugs and liquor specifically to make myself horny enough to jerk off

I used to fap a lot as a kid and now I'm balding pretty fast at 18. Maybe it's related

kek

>skipped workout yesterday to go rock climbing
>let mom talk me into eating goulash instead of cooking chicken + rice for myself again because for some reason it is considered antisocial to not eat what everyone else is eating
>can't stay at workplace after graduating from uni, need to look for jobs
>making no progress on thesis that's due in 8 weeks
P-please tell me everything will be fine if I start cooking my own stuff from today and get back to lifting tomorrow as per my schedule.

>They say
Who are they?
Unlikely

>let mom talk me into eating goulash instead of cooking chicken + rice for myself
You must be bulking if you're eating rice, so what's the problem?

Took MDMA and shrooms with gf and had sex for 5-6 hours straight, don't even know how we stayed hydrated the whole time. Was seeing freaky ass visions when I'd close my eyes ranging from beautiful to scary, just could not cum. What a fucking night.

DESTROY DICK DECEMBER

>depression killed sex drive
>so let me rewire my brain to need drugs to get hard
you're in for a bad time user

You realize semen is irrelevant here

The payoff is the dopamine production people have. Some people can just produce more than others.

the only way I can see it being related is if you fapped before going to sleep, which would probably trap that hair loss DH whatever testosterone in your scalp from the circulation

>if i spend all my energy not masturbating i wont have to worry about whats really wrong with me

t. nofap cuck

Your post makes zero sense

What does it mean when I've never been tempted to try fapping more than twice in one day, and I only fap once every 2 weeks, and am never aroused

I didn't hit my macros as a result.

>literally mind blowing
>literally
Do you even know what you're saying brainlet?

And while you were doing that I fucked your mom 10 times.

>not doing something that takes energy also takes energy

What the fuck are you saying?

>fap 7+ times a day
>Full head of hair
Stay mad hairlets, COPE all you want, pin your baldness on fapping or whatever, doesn't change the simple fact that you simply have not enough test to jerk it multiple times. Nofap,noporn, cold shower , you can come up with as many memes as you like, I'll keep fapping and you stick to your memes in HOPES that you would come near my test levels. Tell me niggers, I have the stamina to jerk it 12 times a day easy, and have 8 hours long edge sessions, do I need to do nofap ? Fucking subhuman memesters

>nofap is about hair loss

Brainlet

t. never done acid

Used to be able to jack of 4 times a day then I got orchritus and didn't go to the Dr now I'm lucky if I can do once a day I'm so fucked

>muh reading comprehension
And no I have never done acid because I'm not a fucking hippie.

>fapping
>any correlation to hairloss
what an idiot.
hairline is one of the most genetically determined phenotypes I can think of.
literally the only environmental factor that can make you lose your hair is radiation sickness and chemo therapy.

Everyone knows if you train too much you will break your sword.