Stories about lifts getting acknowledged by the opposite sex

>be me, 24, 6'2" ~210# 33x34 jeans 16-17% bf
>dentist checkup this morning
>sitting down waiting look up when the door opens and latina milf calls my name
>stand up a good foot taller than her and she quickly eyes me up and down
>been 6 mo since last appointment and have made considerable gains
>reclines me in chair asking me normal small talk and doing a cleaning of my teeth
>presses her huge boobies into my head all over
>her arms are folded pretty tight so i know she could reach without having to press them all over my head
>thinking about dead cats so i don't make a sundial with the dentist lamp acting as the sun
>another nurse comes in to chat and she immediately backs up doing the work normally without boobs resting on my head

i was pretty fucking pissed i wanted to suck those titties

>been lifting in my bunk bed
>daddy always makes me stay in my dirty lifting diaper
>one night in bottom bunk
>I wake up with my legs above my head
>he's massaging my bum bum
>he says wow your such a good boy user
>I release a cute turd
>he sucks it up like spaghetti then kisses my forehead goodnight

yummy yummy in my tummy

.. Go on.

Your story has absolutely nothing to do with your lifts getting acknowledged. You didnt even lift in your story.
0/10.

if i wasn't built like a tank she wouldn't have pressed her boobies to my head

>I wake up from a stinky slumber
>I enter the washroom only to be reminded of the passionate night I shared with papa
>his poop lips are visibly stamped on my forehead after the kiss and poo poo spaghetti sucking
>I smile for a moment as I remove my diaper
>the poopy diaper slides down my manly thick and sweaty legs
>poo poo juice attaches itself to my hundreds of leg hairs
>I quickly run to the kitchen fully naked now
>I drink 12 raw eggs and 2 cups of oats plus a mixture of prune juice and soft roasted beans
>I must always have my poo poos ready for big papa
>my tummy is full now
>papa will be back from work in 5 hours I must make a poop for him
>I wait and wait until I can't take it anymore..
>I grab the family turkey plate and release my bowels
>a poo large as a hair spray can comes sliding out beautiful..

Don't?

do you season it for papa?

>finishing 4th set of squats
>Roastie next to me audibly tells her boyfriend "life goals, huh bf?"
Felt pretty good and I immediately thought that it's finally happening to me.

>when girls smack my ass i smack back

Continued..

>papa comes home from long days work
>he smells the poo poo and follows his nose to the kitchen
>dinners ready papa!
>he quickly dives into my shit tray and swallows it all
>I want some too papa!
>he grabs my mouth open and feeds me like a baby penguin as I squack
>I flap my arms in delight.
>he didn't chew very good so it had a cottage cheese texture
>papa was so proud and full that he lets me have my first beer!

>be me, 17
>6 years of playing rugby and going to the gym 4-5 times a week
>not Veeky Forums, but definitely in what would be considered good shape, better than most of my friends at the time
>every games afternoon, sport fixture get to wear gym clothes instead of sixth form uniform
>every girl I'm friends with openly mires, some try to be subtle some are straight up blatant about it
>"hey user do you have a six pack?'
>"user why do you wear stuff like that, to show off?" (for the record, nope, far too socially awkward to want that)
>asking to borrow my hoodie during winter so they have an excuse to get me in less clothes and mire more
>male friends either mad jelly or simply acknowledge me being Veeky Forums

Christ I miss being younger, everything was so much fucking easier back then.

i love u papa!

where are you from?

>sixth form
UK, obviously

can't you legally fuck 16 year olds there? why don't you just keep hanging out with the lil ones

I mean you can yeah thats the age of consent here, but I'm 23 now friendo. Besides, who in their right mind wants to fuck a 16 year old if they aren't 16 as well?

I fucked my employee, after she called me fake big because my muscles are soft when at rest

Continued..

>papa gave me my first beer
>I wasn't allowed to swallow it though..
>it had to go in my rectum
>papa says this makes my poops taste better
>I remember tingles and my head was spinning
>the whole room was spinning
>papa had slipped me something
> I puked and shit at the same time
>papa and his friends wearing cockroach suits quickly ate my shit and puke off the shag carpet
>they hissed at Me and spat in my face
>I was in heaven
>thank you papa
>papas biggest friend uncle Jeff kicked me hard in the balls
>my balls turned purple and I fell asleep for 10 minutes

nice did you tell her you were going to fire her if she didn't

idk i'm 24 and it'd be interesting to be able to just toss someone around like nothing. i'm normally into amazons but the thought's crossed my mind about just annihilating some small woman

Lol nah I took her to a beach cabin for the weekend

>be me getting checkup
>doctor (female) tells me "Keep yourself in shape...which you obviously do"

I'm confused. Ur story does not include poo poo

niceeeeeeeeeeeeee