This happens every year

>This happens every year
>"New year resolutions"
>How do we prepare for this time around boys

Ignore them because they won't be using freeweights anyway

The gym only should be allowed for superior Bavarian males. It is the duty of everyone not gifted with those superior genes to worship and serve the Bavarian man.

>tfw your gym doesn't have that many resolutioners to begin with
I see a few new faces but by the third week of January it's all regulars

I'll take my onion juice to the gym and show these soyboys what an alpha male smells like

Just carry on. They'll be gone by February.

Most of you don't look like you lift so you'll fit right in.

C...cmon man

I'm new to the gym so you guys just be nice to little old me

I go to a powerlifting gym so we should be fine. I'll pray for the rest of my comercial gym bros though.

The new years meta changed a couple years back. almost no one starts coming in on 1 jan anymore. they start comig late november/early december now. its already begun. please send help

Is it a bad idea to start going to the gym in January? Thinking of starting lifting once I finish my weight loss in December.

Its a bad idea because you are waiting for no reason. You should already be lifting.

I've actually managed to complete mine second year in a row.

The first one was to get drunk at least 8 times a month.
This year i decided i wanted to know what my abs look like.

For 2018
>beef up my biceps and forearms, quads, and shoulders.

>Manage to swim 50m in under 34sec

Nah, I want to turn into a complete skelly before starting.

Come to Australia, it's 36-37C outside as we speak, and the fatties have already given up.
New years resolutions work differently here!

You are fucking retarded.

Scratch your entire plan.
At first you should seek a psychiatrist, then go to a life coach to build up enough motivation to eventually get yourself a PT.

tomorrow

Aren't you a joker.

It's overwhelming, even both oly platforms were taken.
FUCKING NORMIES STICK TO MACHINES REEEEEEEEEEEE

wait, wut. Your new year's resolution was to get drunk at least eight times a month?

>get drunk at least 8 times a month.

I call that last week

I wanted to make some steady weight gains. Already started, been 2 weeks and i’ve averaged about 1 1/2 a week. Just zeroing in on my calories properly now. Feels good brahs.

why is wojack strapping signal flares to piss bottles?

>started going to gym in august of last year
>am about to move into new place
>will be starting new gym membership in early january
oh no

Every year it happens
Happiness in false promises
Fleeting quick like life

Kek this. It helps that my gym is basically a big warehouse in the sun with no AC, only fans. Only the strongcunts will survive.