Girl touches your hand while giving you the receipt

>Girl touches your hand while giving you the receipt
>What did she mean by this?

You know. OH YOU FUCKING KNOW

I don't know, I don;t know!!!

>Crowded train with a free seat next to me
>Girl stands there instead of sitting down
What did she mean by this?

>Taking the elevator to the 9th floor
>QT girl in the elevator with you
>She keeps clearing her throat
>What did she mean by this?

Depends on the touch friendo. How would you describe the even?

I autistically avoid any touching in these situations because I don't want her to think I'm touching her on purpose like some kind of weirdo. I also don't want her know I'm trying to avoid touching her.

>she pushes up against your dick so much it makes you move back to get a proper thrust so much so you’re almost bent over yourself as your fucking her doggy style
what did she mean by this

me too, that's why I just start touching myself if I get into that situation.

>EVERY woman that passes by you in public brushes her hair back with her hand to avoid eye contact

/yea. I know

Why do they do that?

>Grill sits next to me when there are empty seats in the whole row
What did she mean by this?

Girls brush their hair to fix it or as a nervous twitch. Some girls even do it to get attention

as the King of Veeky Forums Big Fucking Lenny would say: it's a Freudian Slip. She wants the D.

Several times lately, I've noticed a girl at a nearby table adjusting her hair constantly right in my peripheral vision. I still automatically assume I'm too much of a nerd for it to have anything to do with me.

>female pharmacy employee VERY enthusiastic to help me find what I'm looking for
what did she mean by this?

She just sucked Chad's dick and is trying to clear the semen stuck in her throat

U have smol dicc

>Girl goes to great lengths to avoid touch your hand while giving you the receipt
>What did she mean by this?

How is kind of shit at all relevant to a fitness board?

>She adjusts her shirt to hide her cleavage when she sees you
What did she mean by this?

>girl touch your arm with her breast in the train
>she it get less crowded sit next to you
>start imagining my life with her
>she stand up and leave without a word
stop doing that brain

>girl walks all the way to the squat rack in front of you, passing 4 open one's on her way there
What did she mean by this lads?

>be me
>flying back home after visiting family
>board plane
>qt 3.14 sitting in seat next to mine
>H-Hi
>She smiles back and says hi
>Pilot announces shortage of passengers
>flight attendant asks if we are together
>N-No
>Tells qt 3.14 she can move to another seat since not that many passengers
>ree internally

fuck that bitch

>be at birthday gathering
>See very pretty girl arrive
>Immediately decide that she must be taken, so I avoid contact with her
>Night coming to an end and is nice and quiet
>People who are left over are all gathered in a large circle, chilling
>Pretty girl starts dancing in the middle of circle (drunk), I compliment her nice dress to break the awkward silence as we watch
>She sits on my lap
>Starts caressing my arm, her boyfriend is right fucking next to us
>She leans into my neck and deeply breaths in, smelling me
>The circle of people are all quiet, watching us
>I ignore everything she does, pretend it's not happening, to avoid awkwardness
>She leans in and slowly kisses me on the cheek
>I look to her boyfriend (I don't know these fucking people btw) as if to communicate with my eyes "wtf dude"
>Boyfriend looks dejected, he's not saying a word, he looks down
>I get up and leave party early to avoid awkwardness

What was meant by all this?

beta

She grabbed my dick out my pants and sucked all the semen out of my balls. What did she mean by this?

social gains you nig

>keep making eye contact with qt at the gym
Should I smile at him next time or is that creepy

>in class
>girl comes in late
>sits three rows ahead of me
???

i think if you want to try and build up to something, ask about his clothing and/or his routine

Are you female (male)

This board breaks me every time

You need to stop over thinking innocuous social interactions mate

to beta to fuck a beta's girlfriend
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

The guy just wanted a bull and you failed him. What the fuck is your problem dude?

>not making out with her
what the fuck is wrong with you that would've been the tipping point for their relationship
you should've helped him break up with her
you failed a brother

>girl sends me a picture of her vagina and says 'god my pussy needs your dick right now daddy'
>what did she mean by this?

Seriously though. Every time I’m in a group with this girl in class, she stands really close to me. The other day she leaned into me and her arm was flat out pressed against mine. Sometimes she stands so close her hair is two inches away and it drives me fucking wild. I want to pull down her pants right there and eat her delicious asshole. What does this mean? She has a boyfriend. Should I still ask her out?

>She has a boyfriend. Should I still ask her out?

She didnt want to get raped user

Were you looking for viagra?

>he touches receipt paper

Every single time.

You was lucky she didnt rape you.

Wait you are reminding of a meme. Was there a meme about receipt paper lowering T?

The absolute state of fit

Its a IOI like touching and laughing about unfunny shit you said. Indicator of Interest. You could have them if done right
But only If they really looked at you First.

Not a meme. Its pure hormonefucking BPA. Those little printers are made by Satan himself

happens to me also user, probably means shes just shy i-i-i think

My gf always moves away so i cant go balls deep. The corrolary, backing up, probably means you cant satisfy her

probably just making fun of you, ignore it

Its called integrity and respect youll realize it in one day soy boy

>getting into a relationship with a cheater.

Lol you retards never learn.

There are so many off-topic threads on this board, might as well call it /trash/ 2.0

I used to be against fucking with girls who have boyfriends but as I’ve gotten older I’ve realized that if a woman wants to fuck she’s gonna fuck. Life is too short to care about other people’s relationships. Some women need good dick and their boyfriends can’t provide it.

I would never in a million years mess around with a friends girlfriend or ex girl though any other woman is fair game.