Who /long legs short torso here/?

Who /long legs short torso here/?

Me, i have short arms also. I've just stopped deadlifting altogether

Opposite here

Me.
Long arms too.

>tfw legs are perfect length in proportion to torso
>tfw genetics makes me store basically all of my fat in my thighs, ass, and hips
>tfw too hi-test to turn into a trap
I can't post a pic because no camera, but god damn it fuck my big booty mommy and my black daddy for making me into an abomination
even when I cut down as far as I can without suiciding I still have a tiny muffin top
Life is suffering

please delet this thread, I just can't deal with thinking about this today

Thats why I am more Veeky Forums than Veeky Forums now

That's actually a good thing you faggot

>tfw 22% femur to height ratio

>5"10
>70% legs
>Torso is wide and short
>Arms long enough to tap just above my knees.
Who else /genetic freak/?

>tfw

Is this not a good thing?

not when you're also a manlet

>Tfw your biology was designed by CLAMP

im only a manlet when i sit down
>pic related its me

fucking this, even when i'm taller than someone i'm still smaller when i sit down. could it be posture?

As long as you also have gibbon arms then what's the problem? We practically have a free 500+ pound deadlift with our proportions, it's pretty cool

Muh snowflake genetics

long legs short torso reporting in

obviously posting my peak conditioning

long-torso'd, short-legged turbo-manlet here.

What in god's cock is that shit user? It looks like fucking mold is growing on your body in multiple locations.

Have you considered olympic/power lifting?

why do you have mold growing out of your arm pits

i use the white deodorant, that gel kind gives me a rash

also I had no idea why I had random pimples near my v taper

I haven't considered it but that sounds like a good way for endomorphs get swole.

>tfw the only time you're eye-to-eye with lanklet chads is when you're sitting down

No it's not because >somatypes in 2017
but you'd probably be alright at oly/pl based upon your leverages.
Do you know what your vertical jump is?

>Do you know what your vertical jump is?

No, but I know it's absolutely pathetic.

I am also long legged short torso and it is awesome! Also this is what spartians are supposed to look like, so they can run fast and protect their body with a shield. Short torso > lanklet plus short torso is much stronger compared to long ones.

its just the long legs being most of your height. We have the legs of a lanklet, but the torso of a manlet.