Confession thread

i eat like shit, but i take tons of vitamins and supplements

I’ve been lifting for almost 2 years and feel like I’ve achieved nothing. My PRs are 165/230/310/340 all singles. My body looks subpar at best and my fat accumulates the most around my waist giving me an x formed upper body, which makes me pretty unsecure about how I look with my shirt off with anything more than

Oh, also I feel insecure about the fact of how much like a whiny pussy spelling out this shit makes me feel, which is why I never mention any of this to anyone.

I only lift so I can make my gf jealous

same, except shes my ex
fucking bitch

I'm so gay that sometimes I literally can't believe other guys aren't (usually deep in a wank session). No one knows.

I still have no gf.

I finally accquired a cute financially stable gf for myself. The problem is, however, is that she is 34 with 3 kids.

>financially stable gf
You faggot, it is YOU who's supposed to be financially stable, not the woman

Unironically kys, soyboy

is this guy natty Veeky Forums? he goes to my gym and claims he is

instagram.com/olliefishlock/

Welcome to the club, buddy.

natty as fuck. kinda small tbqh

S N A P C I T Y

I'm fucking miserable.

he doesnt even look like he lifts

Without counting gym and work """friends""", I only have one real friend and he lives 1.800km away from me. It has been like this since she left me and I've changed towns. I don't even feel anything anymore.

feeling really bad today

nice try shlomo

I haven't gone to the gym in 2 days cause it's been so cold outside :(

This, did a couple weeks a few different times. Didn't eat enough and fell out of my routine, kind of in the wind though so that made it harder. Still, I didn't put in the effort. Spending 2018 in a stable place though, planning on lifting since I'll effectivley be a NEET from savings. I'm gonna make it, I have to make it... /blog/

must not be white, we thrive in the cold

I don't really like squats. Still do them, of course.

>Like squats
>Lower body str gains like crazy
>have to skip leg day so i don't become a trex

>mom asks if i want a sausage biscuit
>sure
>she meant a mcdonalds sausage biscuit, not a homemade one
>ate it because i didnt want to waste her money

I want to die

im white just southern and my state shuts down when it snows

I'm 24 and have never been on a date.

you shouldn't be eating either one retard

also a sausage biscuit is literally 1$

would you trade a month off your life for 1$ retard?

I row on the machine instead of with a barbell

im 22 and same

i had my first date when i was 24

but I had my first kiss + finger at 22

lost virginity @ 24 too same week as date

The money has already been wasted at that point. You'd do well to rid yourself of that mindset.

>There an no girls with 100km who want to fuck me on internet dating sites.
>Incest fetish.
>Love ruining and piecing my life back together

I miss the THICC and HIGH TEST threads

unless you have a genuine incest fetish as in your own family, nothing to worry about

the majority of people are attracted to other people having sex with relatives

I eat fast food every day because i work in an airport

Thanks user. I never saw it this way before. I did wank over my sister once but the idea of actually doing anything makes me sick.

what did Veeky Forums ban them?

I guess there's still hope right lads?

>Love ruining and piecing my life back together
this is me, i refuse to allow myself any prolonged success

I've been lifting relatively consistently for four years, gained about 20kg with relatively low bodyfat and still look like shit.

it's natural and easy too once you do get it. you don't really need experience, Veeky Forums gives you the necessary cynicism.

Months and months of boredom and then one night... you get drunk, you send the humiliating/devastating text, you get into fights and get hurt. The feeling of waking up in the morning with too much shame to move is like punctuation in the monotony.

Idk but I never see them any more. I've accumulated a lot of high test pics, maybe I should start a thread and see if I get banned lol

Oki that's fucked up bro

I'm on nofap for life as penance for that shit

I eat fast food twice a day and I weigh 120 pounds. Nothing seems to work :/

Not even eating at a caloric suplus?

nothing wrong with fapping to your hot sister my dude

reminder that the greatest problem with incest is that society has a crazy knee-jerk reaction to it

fucking hell thats a degenerate line of thinking mate

The last porn video I masturbated to before going no fap was a pregnant lady getting fucked by a dog.

Nofap is actually doing wonders on my mental health.

I'm a virgin who fantasizes about losing it to a 40-60 year old woman while calling her "Mommy"

I just don't like it man. I'd find it weird if my future wife wanked over her brother. Be the person you want to marry type thing.

We all have those days friend. Go to the gym, take some preworkout and fuck up some heavy desdlifts. The endorfins in your body will make you feel good for the rest of the day. Its not a permanent solution because on off days you feel kind of empty inside but just thinking about what weights youre gonna hot next gym session makes me positive. Keep at it brother.

I cum on my t-shirt when I fap. Then roll em up like a burrito and throw them in the laundry. mfw probably came on 90% of my t shirts

I don't wipe the barbell off after I'm done using it

I lift heavy everyday, never take rest days, and never do cardio. I don't take rest days bc lifting is one of the only things that brings me happiness at the moment. How long can I maintain lifting heavy everyday? Been doing it for only 8 months so far

Just reminded me to go have a wank over my sister.

someone got shot outside my gym today so I didn't go

crime scene tape and everything

I unironically enjoy the taste of precum and cum.

fair

disgusting

It has dawned on me I will die alone. I am doing nothing to change that.

probably forgot to re rack the weights

Nothing can be done. We're born alone and we die alone.

youtube.com/watch?v=-KX9hkIqQUI

"forgot"

I have a severe wheat allergy, I avoid it on monday to friday but in the weekends I lose my shit and eat a sandwich or a cookie

Always regret because it fucks my intestines and get itchy cyst bults on back of head

I've jacked off three times today with Judy Hopps porn exclusively. Help.

Kek

stop doing that

have a week off starting next wank

>be american
>dont rerack weights
>getshot

I am 18 and a virgin.
I've received plenty of attention from Stacy's. Not gonna sugarcoat, I'm kind of a sperg when stuff gets sexual.

I'm really happy with my physique, but I feel inadequate because I think I haven't embraced my sexuality in a way and am still a kid at heart and I fear that this will continue into my 20s.

The t h i c c bunny is too much for me, specially with that new Doxy comic.

justified

and not wiping shit down

Post face. I honestly have a hard time believing this is even possible.

>I'm really happy with my physique, but I feel inadequate because I think I haven't embraced my sexuality in a way and am still a kid at heart and I fear that this will continue into my 20s.

That's exactly what happened to me m8, and I'm I pray you lose it soon.

Holy shit are you me? Literally have had women to tell me that I'm fucking hot (even tho I'm a DYEL), but I'm a 18 yo kv. What the fuck should I do before this turns out to be the wizard path.

I can't stop masturbating

a l c o h o l

yes you can

you think the majority of people on Veeky Forums have been on a date?

poor guy

Pussy

I used to be a feminist camwhore.

Tits plz

Fuck dude. That'll always be in your past no matter what. I forgive you.

Me too, but at the same time thank god they were banned.

Well said

I mean Im a chick and I dont know any girls who havent been on a date. Even the ugliest girls I know can find boyfriends. I just dont understand how its possible to never go on one date. I want to see his face because maybe I can realistically boost his confidence.

You're missing out on comfy winter gains brah

Have you ever sniffed your sisters panties?
I know i would

Thanks. /sig/ threads and my life falling apart/rock bottom helped ignite my urge to crawl out of the gutter. Life has been steady improving since but its something I'll never be able to erase and will always hope wont rear its embarrasing head. Sometimes it really fucks my self esteem though. /blogpost

> I'm a chick, and I have the power to make guys feel better by just saying stuff

Kys

On a more serious note, people who haven't been on dates at that age usually aren't mentally normal (they got anxiety, depression, schizoid, spergs), and just by saying they aren't ugly won't solve anything.

I used to all the time. Felt pretty gross after desu.