>leg extensions
>still short
what the fuck
Leg extensions
>pull ups
>I haven't wet the bed in years
>bench press
>seat is nailed to the floor
>calf raises
>cattle has not matured
>sit ups
>already have good posture
>calf raises
>calves have flown off
>deadlifts
>not dead
>military press
>am civilian
This kills the farm
>rows
>not even on a boat
excuse me
>farmer walks
>he still needs a leash
>decline deadlifts
>still do them
>Decline bench
>Still do them
>Be manlet
>Go to war
>get legs blown off
>get those springy leg things
>6'4 tall
The ultimate trickery
hehehehehehehe
>bench press
>still pressing the bench
>chinups
>my chin is still not up
>trap bar deadlifts
>trannies are still alive and sober
The most unforgivable lie of all.
>chin-ups
>still pic related
>weight training
>but I'm doin' it now
>leg extensions
>contract only allows for a 30-day extension
>working the quads
>not working the octs
>viking press
>vikings are long gone, only larp now
>quad extensions
>didn't even get dubs
>farmer walks
>is actually a rancher
>inclined bench
>don't really do it that often
>goblet squats
>something something goblet bazinga
YOUR ONE REP MAX
he he