Leg extensions

>leg extensions
>still short
what the fuck

>pull ups
>I haven't wet the bed in years

>bench press
>seat is nailed to the floor

>calf raises
>cattle has not matured

>sit ups
>already have good posture

>calf raises
>calves have flown off

>deadlifts
>not dead

>military press
>am civilian

This kills the farm

>rows
>not even on a boat

excuse me

>farmer walks
>he still needs a leash

>decline deadlifts
>still do them

>Decline bench
>Still do them

>Be manlet
>Go to war
>get legs blown off
>get those springy leg things
>6'4 tall
The ultimate trickery

hehehehehehehe

>bench press
>still pressing the bench

>chinups
>my chin is still not up

>trap bar deadlifts
>trannies are still alive and sober

The most unforgivable lie of all.

>chin-ups
>still pic related

>weight training
>but I'm doin' it now

>leg extensions
>contract only allows for a 30-day extension

>working the quads
>not working the octs

>viking press
>vikings are long gone, only larp now

>quad extensions
>didn't even get dubs

>farmer walks
>is actually a rancher

>inclined bench
>don't really do it that often

>goblet squats
>something something goblet bazinga

YOUR ONE REP MAX
he he