Can we discuss dicklets?

Can we discuss dicklets?

what's the dicklet cutoff?

anything below 6 inches is dicklet

6ft ~4 inch benis reporting in

>7 x 6 reporting in
am I valid Veeky Forums?

6 inches is the equivalent of 5'8

Or 5 real inches
Properly measured 5.5" is equivalent to 5'10"

It's the same as with any other insecurity, you can either be a pussy, worry about it and constantly make threads on chinese imageboard or you can just enjoy your life.
t. dicklet, 29 yo who used to be insecure, but realized that this shit really don't matter as long you don't make it an issue yourself

6 inches is actually the equivalent to like 6'-6'1", unless of course you measure it from the pooper

Who fucking measures from the asshole? What's the point?

t.6"x5" (bonepressed) dicklet

How do you actually properly measure your dick?

seeing as self-reported studies always come out at 7"-8" on average and measured studies come out at around 5.5", the asshole theory is legit. It explains the e-stat discrepancy.
bonepressed is medical standard, but as said it's freestyle on the internet. You can get out like 1-1.5" alone from just bonepressing on the side of the dick instead on the pubic bone

>at 17 I was at 5.5
>now 23
>6.5x5.8
>mfw

5.6-5.7 from Germany. Hmmmm, that reminds me of something... Big Bavarian, emm, I forget.

>muh average
Just because a certain length is average doesn't mean that it's good.

5 inch might be average but a 7 inch will please a woman a lot more therefore you're still a dicklet

>the Chad 5.7" bavarian cock
>the Virgin 5.3" Nigeria shrimp

wtf is bonepressed

If your dick isn't at least 6 inches you should kill yourself, and if it's less than 7 you have nothing to be proud of.

>bonepressed is medical standard

So what, you press the ruler into your fat pad until it doesnt go deeper? How is this a measure of your dick and its penetration potential? Feels like measuring your height in shoes

>be 4.5 inches cause I'm 500 lbs
>lose weight
>gain half an inch for every 100 lbs lost
>almost 6.5 now

feels good man

that wasn't the point. The point is that men on the internet inflate their actual sizes, hence the difference in online/self reported studies vs. medically measured ones. The application of this is that when a woman talks of "7 inches", she talks about the size of men who claimed 7", which is around 5.5". That's why you see some women make outrageous claims when even the biggest porn stars barely make it above 8" (source: pornmeasurements website)

6'5
5.5"x5" skin pressed
I don't get why you'd lie on an anonymous fingerbox trading forum

Is this why everyone thinks they have a 7in dick?

To be fair University of alberta and university of toronto especially is full of asians. University of Toronto is probably majority chinamen/poos/pakis so that measurement isn't really representative of whites desu .

yes, this is literally the reason

all tests are skewed this way

the average dick (penetration wise) is barely 4 inches

Idk senpai was wondering the same

This is exactly my case, i'm a 6" measuring the visible portion (i.e.: what matters) but I gains a full inch pressing to the bone. So can I claim that my dong is 7 inches?

>inb4 you're fat

No, 13.4% bf measured by DEXA

Are you saying the average person has an inch to and inch and a half of fat at the fat pad? That sounds like bullshit to me.

so why is the average in china 5.3"-5.5" while it is 3.7" in canada?
leafs BTFO

push down on your fat pad retard

this

also Veeky Forums makes people insecure about a lot of shit that nobody should worry about. everything above 4 inches is totally okay and will please any woman.

Yea, same question

I just measure from my pubic area up top, give myself 1/4 extra maybe for when I bury that shit... but I honestly can't remember th last time I measured. Research showed I was at or a little above average so idgaf anymore.

I have like half an inch, if that. God, people are fat.

With the whole bonepressed bullshit I'm 7, but I guess I'm really 6-6.5. At least I'm not a girthlet, 6 inch thicker than my skelly wrist master race.

t. dicklet

Why are white people coping so hard with having small dicks?

it personally makes me happy that other guys have dicks as small as mine

I don't know why people get offended and don't embrace it

if everyone was just honest all men would be happier and who gives a fuck about what women think

THICC

>bonepressed is medical standard
I always thought that was cheating, maybe I'll get an extra quarter inch from that

balls?

imagine if it wasn't, you'd probably be around 4" average in america

Anyone here take maca powder? I'm 90% sure this stuff make my dick bigger.

It doesn't matter because you were 500 fucking pounds, you permanently fucked your body

don't be upset dicklet

in a way I envy them
I literally have dragged my dick through my own shit sometimes
these fucking flatbed toilets man
and don't get me started on recently cleaned toilets
nothing burns like dragging your helmet through a pool of chlorine
unironic 8"

Erection quality is one of the supposed benefits of maca. Personally since I started adding cardio and cut down like 15 lbs I've gained over half an inch.

I gotta do more cardio, do you do HIIT or long distance running?

is there anything that ACTUALLY increases the quality of your erection?

I'm noticing lately while I can still cum and stuff, my dick isn't getting as hard as it used to

kegels + stop looking at porn

6.5x5 inches here, so nah

I'm serious, there's no need to feel insecure.

is kegels where you like pulse your scrotum?

and yeah I cut out porn

>tfw 5 inch dicklet

>DD tits wife, dog, house, 130k software engineering job, 8.5" x 6" dick
>5'6"

Kill me

>tfw 5'8, 6 inches

>
are we measuring at soft or hard?

so you lost 400lbs and only weigh 100lbs now? i hope you are 5'1" or you are seriously malnourished and underweight

i have this problem too, i only get like 85% as hard as i used to. i think its poor sleep since i recently got diagnosed with moderate sleep apnea. also makes sense now why i was getting no gains the last couple years. during my test my blood oxygen levels drop to as low as 70% during the night, shit cant be good for gains

Your dick is half a foot wide?

That is circumference

9" but 5'8", god giveth and god taketh away