What do I need in terms of
>dick size
>weight
>height
>bf%
do I need to get a gf who looks like this?
>inb4 $
I have that from crypto but don't want her to cheat with Chad
What do I need in terms of
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basic english would be a start
Seconding user's question,but I'm adding another parameter. What do I need in
9 and a half inches minimum.
If she's right for you none of those things will matter. If she's not right for you why would you want her anyway?
Daily reminder that 96% of women are trash and MGTOW is the real alpha lifestyle.
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you gotta be black theres no other way
>8.5”x7.5” minimum
>look like Hugh Jackedman
>6’5” minimum
>make 7 figures minimum
Why would a smart white woman ever date a black guy?
a nice personality =^D
because they're straight
>I want a gf but I don't want to spend money
enjoy when she leaves you cuckboi
>he doesn’t know
I am black, knowing that, what physique do I need?
>What bare minimum traits do I need to get a casual relationship with a woman that is 90% likely to be a slut
Go ahead and try to meet those requirements. She's going to want to move on from you at some point anyway.
Where does the "all blondes are sluts" meme come from? Died blondes yeah, but natural blondes? Not really.
>average is fine
>low
>5'10" minimum
>low, aim for ottermode
>plus: have passions/interests, be fun, charming, humorous
You need real money, not virgin pretend money
>low weight, aim for ottermode
Women like this only like either a roided out, 200+ lbs, and tall white guy or a fat black guy. Care to post a pic to prove me wrong?
This.
Bavarian
>6+ inches
>6 ft+ height
>200lbs+ shredded 10% bf
>7 figure net worth
>8+ face
I was worming my way in with this girl who was better looking than me, then she reveals to me she fucked a couple of guys off tinder "about a year ago" because they were "hot". Obviously it killed it for me but basically all those variables depend on how good looking you are.
If she wanted to fuck you she wouldn't tell you that. You were her emotional tampon you fucking beta cuck.
Occupy my ass like you occupied Poland, beby
But Mercy's Swiss...
Why tf do you include me there? I was making fun of him
Is this white enough, Adolf?
>12x10"
>314lbs
>6'9"
>10%bf
>your net worth=number of jews killed in the Holocaust
Oh, really? Shit lol
He's not saying you're black you mongoloid, he's implying that to land such a gal you need the BBC.
>inb4 Bavarian
Yeah. She's a Swiss Doctor (MD & PhD) Mommy (minus having kids). Really, perfect wife material. I doubt there's a single woman like her in reality.
So broke?
>Citing one russian whore trying to get a green card, and applying it to most women.
You really need to get out there, son.
About this big.
Have a 7/10 face and 6'+ height. Then, just don't be a lardbeast, and you got it.
I'm Bavarian. Phew. Dodget a bullet there
I thought, he meant those posts are so retarded that we're niga. My bad.
And no, you don't have to be. At least not in Europe.
>that camera angle to hide his wide hips
dont make me laugh user
you guys have some serious issues and no girl ever will want to stay with any of you low life pricks.
>Northen Euros
>better than South Yuropoors
>implying
KEK
Yeah, when I found out she was giving up pussy for hello's after all the effort I was putting in I was none too pleased. No need to rub it in pal.
>you guys have some serious issues
...
try personality
oh wait, you lose on that one
go fuck yourself OP
I'm sitting, because I had foot surgery, asshole
These threads always make me so sad because your physical features aren’t the issue, it’s your fucking shit-tier personalities.
> 5’10
> broke as shit
> skinny DYEL (2 months lifting)
> 7 inches
> had sex with 16 women in the last 3 years
> several positive and healthy relationships
> fulfilling interactions with women in general
It’s incredible how well you do with women if you:
1) respect them
2) don’t internalise the angry, pathetic right-wing screeching that gets spammed on Veeky Forums day in day out
you probably have a good face
wanna know something crazy? Girls are individuals and do not share a hive-mind. If you want to know what a specific girl wants/likes, you will need to ask. Otherwise, just assume that the girl likes what things are traditionally attractive.
Do you like girls with nice, feminine bodies? She probably likes guys with nice, masculine bodies.
Do you like girls who maintain good hygeine and personal style? She probably does too.
Do you like a girl with tight genitalia? She probably likes a guy long and wide enough to fill her up too.
This isn't a difficult equation.
Sure, I think so, but I’m mixed race so I’m sure Veeky Forums would find me falling very short of their “standards”. My point is that the attitude you all have towards what is and isn’t attractive is poisonous and doesn’t line up with reality at all
Just treat her like shit and she'll love you
horribly low self esteem and/or no standards
This. The amount of people here who openly resent women who then go and post in tfw no gf threads is pathetic.
Here are the surefire ways to get a gf
>Fix your whiney faggot personality.
>Actually approach women.
>Be yourself, eventually youll find someone you click with.
>Move In.
Is that Ian Connor?
Why would a smart and accomplished woman have low standards? Really now. Same goes for smart and accomplished men.
Be 20% or under. Ideally 10. Have good grooming, hygiene, smell nice, dress nice and have good hair.
Most important of all become famous for something like music or maybe an actor.
I tried that with a Portuguese Muay Thai chick. It went great. I was lucky I did Muay Thai twice as long and could deescalate the situation through eating a few jabs and then pinning her down until she called me an asshole and left.
But I was really turned on desu. Saddest wank of my life
being so insecure you actually measure your waist,holy shit
But I don't hate women. I have high standards and secretly hate myself so I don't think I'll ever be good enough to measure up to this fantastical woman I've made up,if I ever meet her.
Basically the best guy she could cheat with
Yeah, but I'm also right. I like being right
>>dick size
Whatever youve got its more about stamina hardness and pounding her out till she cums multiple times unless you have a really small dick you can get away with average
>>weight
Depends on height but whatever will allow you to reach 80-90%your genetic limit and hold 10%bf
>>height
5ft11 to 6ft3 - depends on her height. If shes short and you're too tall will be awkward. If she's tall you need to be taller
>>bf%
10%
lots of factors can lead to people who seem otensibly great feeling very negatively about themselves
That's besides the point, though. Joke is that no smart, accomplished woman would/should do that.
>spite fuck
>sad issues
dad
>9x9
>FULL
>6'11"
>30%