you see a cute girl working out by herself at the gym
you're single, you're desperate, you haven't had sex in a year, now's the fucking time
what the FUCK do you do?
setup: it's a late at night, not many other people in the gym, she's given one or two looks your way
well sweetie honey icouldnt help but notice youre doing that meme exercise all wrong.
That's how I got my gf actually. I made casual conversation. "How long have you been lifting", "Are you interested in trying out X lift, I could show you" etc.
Most importantly, don't be ugly.
Nothing, gyms are for picking up girls.
If somehow you are really desperate you give her some advice, work in with her, and say if you want to grab something to eat
I keep checking her out as I work out. I know she's looking at me, and she probably knows I'm looking at her. Direct eye contact is avoided. I know I should go talk to her but I don't. I secretly hope she will come talk to me, but I know she won't. This continues for awhile until one of us leaves. I go home and fantasize about what could of happened, then go to bed.
>leave her alone
>go home, log onto backpages
>spend my paycheck to get a nut
>return to the gym the next day with newfound confidence and ask her for coffee next week
Nice. Why don't you masturbate while her image is still fresh in your mind though?
>you haven't had sex in a year
It's been like 6 user...
>you haven't had sex in a year
>what the FUCK do you do?
finish my fucking reps, go home, prep my protein shake and dinner, get a good nights rest, rinse and repeat.
Not him but if I was I may cry halfway through the wank. Guess tears make good lube
>all these guys who don't beat the meat before bed
wtf
>hey, are you working out?
then smirk to myself for being such a comedic genius
But I thought nofap was about focus etc etc
Its a bullshit meme, if you werent getting girls before then youre not suddenly going to get them if you stop touching yourself
It might make you more desperate for sex but because youre too beta to ask a hot chick, instead you will hook up with a 2/10 and then once you cum, you will feel disguted with what youve just done
Brb fap when I want
Brb still work hard in the gym
Brb still focused
Brb can still get it up for girls
Brb dick still works because its being used mutiple times a week
Why are all the misc rejects that come here so goddamn thirsty?
Looks like we wear the same shoesize, princess fatfoot
U wan sum fukk?
well, obviously I'm on nofap for those moral/test gains.
Ok shes cute but are you attractive too or nah?
That’s a weird pick up line user
Ask her if she is willing to spot you. Talk to her in between sets on what she does for a job and if she is doing anything fun for christmas or new years. After 5 sets of one plate, say you hope to see her around. If she smiles and says yea then ask if she would like to work out together. Do this two or three times and then ask if she wants to go out sometime.
>be 11/10 attractive
>GET OFF MY MACHINE, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
>max out weight, do 10 reps grunting loudly
>go fukk in the locker room
>be single and desperate
>see a cute girl working out by herself at the gym, get an unshakable boner
>spend the whole workout bent forward to hide erection.
>pretty girl thinks I'm physically disabled and spots me out of pity
>talk to her, she's nice, agrees to be my 'gym partner'
>have to work out hunched over every time now in order to maintain the lie
>develop permanent back injury due to lifting with a bent back.
>can never work out again, never see pretty girl again, die a cripple.
was working out alone in gym at night and this cute girl comes to use the cable machine right in front of me so we face each other (there are several of the same kind left right and behind me)
didn't make a move, treated her like it was just some dude and finished my sets
saw her talking to another guy later she seemed more familiar with than just having met
i still dont know if i should have acted differently
like taking off my autism awareness headphones
what the fuck
>what the FUCK do you do?
I ignore her. I'm a virgin, been single my whole life and never really had a relationship or anything close to that. It's not because I don't know how to, it's a choice. I like being single.
Follow her out to her car and rape the dogshit out of her.
could have*
>what the FUCK do you do?
The rest of my program, and then leave. I have anime I have to watch.
Yes, gyms are definitely for picking up girls, and not, you know, exercising. Have you ever been to a gym before?
>haven't had sex in a year
ha, nice one. try 19 years.
2 types of fitizens
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How do you go on living?
>haven't had sex in a year
>one (1) year
Fucking normie
Tru
Just be funny
good bot
>what the FUCK do you do?
h-have you had an onion today?
>Most importantly, don't be ugly.
should have started with that before wasting my time asshole
>don't make eye contact
>rush through workout
>leave
>masturate at home
I'm flattered that you think I've had sex within the past year, though.
>you haven't had sex in a year
I am at 15 and counting
Kio kek times 10
further proof that anime is for weeb virgins