Be (171cm) 5'7 turbo manlet

They never learn

>5'6 cop
worse than being a female cop LMAO

>think im 5'9 my whole life
>finally measure myself
>5'8

When his height begins with 5

>Im 5'6 and im a cop
i mean those two just go hand in hand

>one day in hs
>think i'm 5'11
>girl: no way i'm 5'11 and taller than you
>laugh at her "nope"
>friend compares us back to back
>turns out i'm 5'9
>she laughs at me

>mfw felt her butt against mine

>mfw not knowing it would cost me a decade scouring for giantess fetish material and being a loser overall

>tfw no qt giantess to save your future sons height with

How many under 6' fags are on this board?
>tfw i'm called a viking by friends

Good to be 6'0 feels just right

Sure kiddo, if that's what gets you through the day.

>tfw 5'11 1/2"
>tfw you hope lifting will straighten out your posture to get that last 1/2"

Ah how the wheels of life turn user.

>my life has sucked because I was short and today I found out I'm not actually short

Dude the takeaway here is that you suck, and now your height isn't an excuse. If I were you I'd try and sort out why I actually sucked, and learn to not care about stupid shit that apparently wasn't a factor in the first place.

Tfw when 5’4 and happy

wow want a cookie? i have a bunch with me right now they're delicious

between 5'7 and 5'9 is the worst... if you're really short then who cares, there's no "oh i see" potential for girls to initially think you're tall then realize you aren't. basically if you're taller than girls when they aren't in heels and shorter than them when they are, you're a prime candidate for feeling insecure about your height

Lmao are you me? Except I'm 5'11

Fuck

Unless you're a girl or mentally ill faggot/transsexual, that's a lie.

>wow that guy is fucking tall
>he's just the same or a little bit below my height
anyone else sometimes have these thoughts

My dude Im 5'8'' and i dont give a flying fuck. Then again I dont lack confidence about my physique. But honestly, girls care sooo much more about how confident you look compared to how tall you are. The guy I know who slays the most pussy is a guy whos 5'5. Hes the most confident guy I know and you can tell just by how he stands and walks. Im glad im 5,8 and have good social skills than being a tall lanklet who's insecure as fuck.

>be me
>5'5 at 12yo
>5'6 at 12.5yo
>6'0 at 13yo
>6'3 at 18yo
>6'5 at 21yo
>6'5 at 24yo (present)
>feel nothing when shorter people exist
>smug when the top of their head is below my clavicle
>eternal rage seeing anyone taller than me
It never gets better, trust me.

Anyone else spotting a guy coming from the opposite direction, see how tall he looks then check how you compare when you pass by each other

mfw spot a short looking guy but then when they pass me by realize I'm the same height

at least you have the benefit of being able to say you're 6'5
ALWAYS do this

>tfw too tall to drive the tank

Being that insecure lol

Only been doing this since I come to Veeky Forums

very insecure, i check how attractive all the males and females around me are because its interesting, but i don't compare them to me. I know what my worth is already lol

I could never imagine myself feeling this way unless i was heavily scarred on the face.
>tfw i'm so good looking girls are afraid to talk to me so they just smile and make eye contact but i won't date a girl who's below a 8/10.

lmao ok

So you are telling me american police officers shitpost on a mongolian horse trade forum? No wonder they are so "triggered"

>Be 5'11" or 182cm
>never too short to do anything or to tall to do anything
>can reach top shelf items, fit through any doorway, drive an MX5 if I wanted or change the bar on the lat pulldown machine without needing my tippy toes
There's a lot of good things about being perfectly average.

>average
Nice try manlet. The average is 6'1

In the dinaric alps yeah

In the whole world, turbo manlet.

If literally any girl is interested you, you can fuck any girl you want from your looks standpoint. Remember girls only want what they think is the top 80-99% of males regardless of their own looks. Just follow female body language around you and you can get the idea if you are within that top percentile of males

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide

Turns out he's right!

im 5'2 (5'3 on my license)
i have scoliosis but really just have bad genetics

nigger i'm 187 cm
dont fucking delude yourself into thinking it's average

>implying
Sure you are, manlet.

Mine is 5'11" get on my level

Last i checked I was. Idk dude, wanna come over and measure me?

>lying on the internet
Why?

Exactly, why would I?
If I would be lying why wouldn't I pick some exaggerated height like 195 or something?
187 is, while not average, not exactly the highest on the height scale. Did I hit a centimeter above you and now your feelings are hurt?

>not average
Keep telling yourself that, manlet.

my sides, is it average or am i a manlet?

You're always a manlet on Veeky Forums

Glad we sorted that out.

Perfect arian example here
gosh how hard it must be to not be 6'2 and have crystal blue eyes.

Of course. If you're not tall you're a manlet.

lmao post pic and let's rate you then.
i promise to not let my impression of you affect the result.

>get height taken in cm
>there is no way in hell to get wrong how many meters tall you are
>feels good to use a rational measuring system

found op¡s pic
seems like he made it to the police

>mfw a 6'11 manlet

Oh yeah. Let me post my face on Veeky Forums and risk getting my reputation sullied? Ill give you a hint, i look ALOT like Ryan Gosling. With piercings and guages.
>inb4 "omg user you're so degenerate! Kys"
I look good and the ladies love it.

I'm 5'6, tall dudes are bro tier as fuck honestly

only guys who are at 5'10 or 5'11 are assholes comparing people with their height all the time

come back when you look like reynolds / 10

Just stop giving a fuck. Don’t make a disadvantage even worse.

>come back when your face looks like this user!!!
Pic related

6 feet here. Being 6 feet tall is the ultimate and best height. It is just tall enough for women to find you attractive and POWERful and not too tall to look like a fucking circus child of a cuck-meth whore child. Anyone above or below 6 feet are fucked. If you under, you a manlet, if you over you a lanklet. Man, feels good to be at the OPTIMAL height for a male specimen.

>tfw 6'3"

Not even a manlet, I'm 6'3" and pretty much never think about my height.
Except when I'm with my friends from my old neighborhood.
>be poor family cityfag
>parents start to do well
>move out to the country
>13th birthday
>me and the other two boys in the neighborhood are all the same height
>16th birthday
>"A" & "B" anons are now slightly taller
>19th birthday
>I realize at the party that I'm dwarfed by my closest friends only 3 inches taller than me
I still hate that I did so much shit to fuck my height (smoked since I was 10, drank coffee,didn't do my "grow grow grow"s at night) even though I'm taller than 95 percent of people.

>being a turbo manlet
>not being a naturally aspirated or super manlet
enjoy your non-linear ROM and cardio lag, turbo manlets

>super manlet
Oh god, trying to picture this

>naturally aspirated

IT'S NEARLY 2018 DAMNIT
Is there nothing we can use or ingest that will increase height?

I was literally never self-conscious about my or other people's height until I started browsing Veeky Forums and I started to notice how important it is for being attractive.

5'9 btw

i am 176 cm and i definetely consider myself a manlet

Growth Hormone and/or IGF-1 injections when you're still in your teens and your bone plates aren't fully molded yet but if you missed the time frame you're fucked because your only option is breaking and extending your shins, which will take years of your life to until finished and fully healed and fuck you up forever.

I’m a 5’4 turbo manlet

>Growth Hormone and/or IGF-1 injections
only legal stuff user please

Hang yourself upside down and whisper "grow, grow"

If you're under 6'0" you are still a manlet user.

>manlets are petty
Big surprise there. They truly are lesser men

Mfw Im 6,1 and still want a 6-6,2 girl.

Fuck OFF dude. Count your blessings you fucking retard before I make it so that my unironic 5'6 frame is the last thing you see. Never EVER think again that being shorter is better, you will never suffer as much as I do.

>165 cm tall (5'5)
>never had a gf taller than me
>might try getting one now that I dumped my last bitch
If I do tho, she has to be at least 185cm, better if she is 190cms or more.

'5 at 21yo
'5 at 24yo (present)
did you really grew in that age?

>the got out of the manlet pit and no one noticed
It feels good being 5'11.

>5'11
>he thinks he isn't a manlet
Back into the pit you go.

Half of my family had a second late growth spurt up to 28yo, so I'm still waiting.

>up to 28yo
>28
Is this a joke?

No? My great uncle was 6'2 until he was 28 then he became 6'6. I remember him always bitching that he had to buy a new wardrobe once that happened and muh custom counters became a lot shorter.

this is what happens when you keep answering to "THIS IS __, REPLY WITH __ OR __" threads with enough commitment

>since 18 believe myself to be 5'8"
>see this thread
>measure myself several times as accurately as possible
>5'5"
>mon visage quand je suis un homme petit
>inb4 >homme

>Believing old people when they say shit.
If it happened more than 10 years ago don't believe it. He simply got it wrong.

I always forget im fucking 6'4 in a country where the average male is 5'7

I'm 6'0 and i'm a manlet(dinaric alps area). Everybody arounds me is 2-3 inches taller than m, it's suffering.

>grow grow grow

>spend entire life thinking im 178cm since like 20
>read this thread
>measure myself
>still 178

wew at least i didnt get shorter