You may not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like
You may not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like
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If he lived in a castle,
He would be the Moat King.
Can someone give me a quick rundown?
He lifts heavy weights.
He bulks.
He walks.
He can't be stopped.
He is the BLOATKING.
If he lived on a yacht,
He would be boat king.
If he was a rich man
He would be the gloat king
If he raised sheep,
He would be the Goat king
If he recited Shakespeare,
He would be the Quote King
>can’t even scratch his back
>can’t even turn his head without moving his entire torso
If he worked at the Burlington Factory,
He would be the Coat King
If he was in a parade,
He would be the Float King
If he could change channels on every TV,
He would be the Remote King
Twincel cope.
>He walks.
lel
dem videos tho lmao
If he keeps eating like this,
he'll be the Gout King
SLANT RHYMING FUCKBOY ALERT
If he was a quaker, he'd be oatking.
If he ruled over England,
He'd be the Redcoat King
How would he look if he went on a cut?
If he went on a cut,
He'd be the Garrotte King
bigger than ronnie coleman
bigger than rich piana
Look at that fatty
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