You may not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like

You may not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like

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B L O A T K I N G

If he lived in a castle,
He would be the Moat King.

Can someone give me a quick rundown?

He lifts heavy weights.
He bulks.
He walks.
He can't be stopped.
He is the BLOATKING.

If he lived on a yacht,
He would be boat king.

If he was a rich man
He would be the gloat king

If he raised sheep,
He would be the Goat king

If he recited Shakespeare,
He would be the Quote King

>can’t even scratch his back
>can’t even turn his head without moving his entire torso

If he worked at the Burlington Factory,
He would be the Coat King

If he was in a parade,
He would be the Float King

If he could change channels on every TV,
He would be the Remote King

Twincel cope.

>He walks.

lel

dem videos tho lmao

If he keeps eating like this,
he'll be the Gout King

SLANT RHYMING FUCKBOY ALERT

If he was a quaker, he'd be oatking.

If he ruled over England,
He'd be the Redcoat King

How would he look if he went on a cut?

If he went on a cut,
He'd be the Garrotte King

bigger than ronnie coleman

bigger than rich piana

Look at that fatty

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