/fph/ Triple Thicc Thighs Edition

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That's some kind of disease or synthol abuse right?

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No idea honestly.

I do know that due to the degenerate nature of the internet it's probably someone's fetish.

I never understood how someone could develop a Fat fetish.Is it because you can shove your dick inside some sweaty fat rolls or what?

Is that Winnie the poo?

Shouldn't have started the thread with Mayra
She ditched her feeder bf and looks load better now
Pic related

Wow

would

I don't get it either.

nope, starting with her is still fine because we can still condemn the sort of behavior that led to that.

Glad to see she turned it around though.

Probably lymph edema

/b/ tier. They love her

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>gloves

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This is rare. This is a person that has literally, in their entire life, never given a fuck.

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hey!
Christine is an ANGEL

Angels don’t swear user.

>43914531
fug, she is pretty cute tbqh, wish she wasnt that fat

I haven't seen this shit since like 2013

>that fucking file name.

This was posted in my office building. This is what your tax dollars pay for.

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Let's try that again

do you work in australia?

even the poster requires 2 pins

>cat vs fat

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>le current year man in january 2028, 10 years after being exposed as a serial rapist

I have the weirdest boner right now

wish this fat bitch would go play in traffic

The chair in this pic is the real mvp

kek

i wonder if this is the same shake the grizzly drinks

>being this much of a cuck to your pets

This physically hurt me.

Shit, that's really the lady in OP?

Good for her.

He can't even take care of himself, obviously he won't be able to take care of another being.

Oh you want chairs?

>tattoos
dropped

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Plot twist: based granny was just pretending to be demented that day

she'd be cute too if she wasn't a literal piece of lard

FUCK
I thought fatties would put chairs in parallel but this bitch is genius. Putting them sideways?

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More surface area that way since many chairs are deeper than wide.

kek

I can't help but love this one.

One look and you know this is not the scientific field for you.

that's Love.Randalin.

she has a condition called Lymphedema

I don't see how this can happen

Kafkaesque

Those quotes are top kek

I can appreciate this simply because she's self-aware. Most of these seacows aren't.

>me face up on the floor below her slowly pushing the chairs apart

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

>using the jaws of life to push two chairs apart to get a fatty to kill you by landing ass first on your head
There are easier ways to die user.

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yeah but are those ways prefaced by a downpour of sweet lady drippings?

I think he’s sitting on multiple chairs, with another to hold his snacks. He brought caution tape to ward off any would be snack/chair thieves

>filename

pic related

I don't get it. Both are disgusting.

what an absolute fucking retard, he actually looks distressed
just push the fucking cat off, how fucking hard can it be?

don't be so sure. have you ever tried to get a cat off? you can barely get a hold of their little pee pees.

>not having trained your pet the slightest amount of patience
>not having trained ANY of your several pets
literally one the the easier things to teach. takes about a week of gentle shoving at most, and I have a retarded gluttonous dog

>be me
>past weekend
>wife's high school friends all in town hanging out
>one friend 5'7" 350 lbs
>landwhale.avi
>getting ready to go workout
>been feeling sick and haven't had the desire to go
>trying to psych myself up
>go into masterbed room
>take shirt off and stand in front of mirror
> start pointing out the muscle groups I really want to work on
>envision how id like them to look
>tell myself I'll never be what I want if I don't go today
>landwhale just happens to be in the master bath
>comes out as I'm saying this
>here comesthethunder.exe
>makes a big deal about how I'm fat shaming myself and her
>im like 10% bf btw
>remain calm tell her it's just something I do to psych myself up for the gym
>meanwhile standing shirtless in front of 8 girls
>they all mirrin and staring at my arms
>she tells my wife I'm crazy
>I need to see a life coach because nobody should be that mean to themselves
>my based wife just laughs
>tells land whake she doesn't care as long as I stay in good shape and take good care of her
>went to the gym and had a great workout
>been on fire ever since living like crazy
>tfw landwhale actually helps you out

well i'm impressed, it sounds like you're way better at getting your pets off than i am.

I'm pretty shit really, just got that one thing.
mine can be on the damn table for all I care. it could be right there in front of her for a minute while I leave the room and she knows not to fuck around unless I shove the plate toward her

>no one should be that mean to themselves
>a pep talk solely stating a fact is being mean

ah man my pets fuck around on me all the time! when people come over they're always slobbering all over them and humping their legs. how do you keep your pets from cucking you like that? you must be REALLY good at getting them off.

can someone explain fat logic to me? how do they do it? how does "a genetic condition that makes you morbidly fat" only exist in 1st world countries and in present time? how does the body produce it's own fat out of nowhere, yet there is world hunger? how do they look at a flight of stairs like it's the grim reaper and think they are okay?

at this point i dont even care that she's eating so much

but it's more bothering that she's clearly not even enjoying it because she's downing it so fast

eat all you want, i don't care, but atleast like it

denial. that's literally it. Deep down I don't think any of these people really believe the shit they spew

Because there are enough people accepting their bullshit excuses. If society in general did more to rebuke them than accept them we’d have a marked turnaround. Humans are social creatures and thrive on validation of the group regardless of gender. Start shaming them into taking action. Fat cunts like boogie would be a self-limiting aberration if society wouldn’t coddle him through everything.

We get it. You masturbate pets.

then why did i have to say it so many times? this place sucks.

Nobody responding to your retarded joke doesn't mean we don't understand it.

what? no, idiot, the guy i was talking to wasn't getting it. i don't care about you other fags.

This shit never gets old

I got it senpai. just thought the joke ended with the first post. I'm slow as shit.
(aren't cat dicks barbed?

yeah but that just makes them taste yummier. like barbedbeque.

I absolutely love this man. The mens World Record Mile is 3:43.13. A women has never broken the 4 minute barrier. And this fat piece of shit casually throws out how she runs a mile in about 3 minutes, faster than any human being has ever run it. I wish I was in this thread.