See lots of Staceys today in London

>see lots of Staceys today in London
>buy picrelated when I get home to binge and tell myself I'll give up junk food and coffee after this
>waste my evening on browsing the internet mindlessly while eating shit...again

>been in London for just over 9 months now
>aged 27
>ugly beta loser autist male with no friends or social life for 9 years and no female attention ever, including time at university
>became the ugly loser nobody talks to after one day at my current job
>failed over 30 interview processes for great jobs due to ugliness and lack of normieness or extroversion
>never been to pub, club, party, or any social experience since school
>bitter about being a complete social failure with a wasted youth while Chads, Staceys, and normies get everything handed to them and judged solely on normieness
>work in zero effort public sector job with lots of free time (but felt like a cucked prisoner when I stayed at the office 9 to 5)
>all hobbies feel like they turn in to work (reading books becomes reading boring classics; learning programming becomes learning functional masturbation) i.e., everything is advertising you to join the bottom of a hierarchy and telling you to worship the top and pay your dues
>main hobby is walking around central London, drinking coffee, feeling sad about life, hoping I will spontaneously feel like my 20s haven't been wasted because I "just went outside"
>can't bear going full hermit autist, obviously can't do anything normies do

Nice blog retard.
Not Veeky Forums

3 solutions

(1) Fix it

(2) Live with it

(3) Die.

Good luck.

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>WAAH WAAH GIVE ME ATTENTION WAAH PITY PARTY
Firstly: There are people with real issues, unlike you. Shut the fuck up. Secondly: not fitness related, gtf back to /r9k

Whats actually wrong with your appearance?

Ugly face

From the way you type I can see you spend too much time online, especially here.

>life sucks when you put in literally zero effort

Kill yourself.

spend less time online

be friendly to people. dont try to be chad or alpha, just be friendly. thats how you make friends. dont be afraid of chitchat and small talk. ask how things are going. remember what they say

find a hobby. the things you listed are laborious. find something thats fun. idk what youve you've been looking at thats based on 'hierarchy' - doesnt sound like a hobby.

find something like a casual frisbee meetup where its easy to join and socialize. no stress its just fun. go to a parkour meetup and say youre new. make friends with someone at work and ask if they wanna shoot some pool and grab a beer after work

Worthless advice

Literally fucking kill yourself

you all are falling for b8. This image gets reposted a lot

Check the archive son, its unique every time. I'm the same guy

1) Stoicism
2) Nietzsche
3) Cold showers
4) No porn
5) (Most important) lifting weights and red meat
6) after a year of good discipline maybe do roids
7) Drop acid every once in a while to get some introspection

These are commonly discussed on Veeky Forums for a reason, user. Do them and fix yourself. Or don't.
I don't give a fuck... No one does. You, same as me, have yourself and no one else.

It's been a while man. You get bored of /pol/ and /r9k/? I think everyone has given you snood advice already. Why not try and follow it?

I am going to steal this for my everyday conversation

>complains that everyone else gets everything “handed” to them
>admits he fucked up multiple interviews by being an underachieving loser
>so little ambition that he can’t even stop eating junk food
Maybe you’re the problem, not everyone else

do the self authoring exercise

You could literally just rape one of those Staceys. Just like stalk a bitch and rape her in an alley or something. I bet you'd like it.

>1) Stoicism
>do the self authoring exercise

move to another country.
then you have a reason to be friendless and people won't find it weird

What does Doritos dip taste like? I've had Doritos but I've never seen their dip before.

Consider snakbaring yourself

I feel you man. How about an accountability buddy? Shoot me an email (see name)

Where did you live before London? Public sector jobs n offices can all be quite social, even my factory is sociable.
I've recently made a big document of all the traits I want to have i.e confidence, and all the things I want to follow as habits e.g. workout, grooming, diet etc. Then all the hobbies and shit I wanna do like music production I've been fucking around with, writing, and sticking to my training. I've made tables organising what days I can go training, how much time they leaves for studying, hobbies etc. It takes abit of time but you got through it all and you help narrow down and remove the jargon ideas you flirt with and streamline some goals.

Also reading Russel brands (I know I bought it in whs Smith before flying) about overcoming addiction, which applies to all areas of life, like your depressed rut you're currently in.

I've also looked into proper sleep patterns and socialising, as I've realised alot of issues I've had is just not being sociable enough when given the opportunities, nor having the confidence to try and reinforce these relationships I make with people.

ill bite OP.

Whats your level of education? Are you a Diane Abbot level retard or genuinely intelligent?