Hey Veeky Forums. How do I have sex?

>YOU don't
now move aside and watch a real alpha show you how it's done

is that riley reid?

perhaps

im just here to say rip august ames,press F to pay respects.

>get girl (or guy whatever you want)
>talk to them
>impress them
>take them out to the amusement park
>go back to your place (living with parents = instant death)
>talk more
>look deep into their eyes
>pull benis out
>pull their benis out
>stick your benis inside them
>finish
>cuddle

She whipped them out lads

the absolutely mad woman

>impress them

holy mother of kek I just spilled milk from my fucking mouth

Put pOnOs in vagOOO

Whipped what out?

>he's a tit babby

You have to be 18 to post here

for small-tit fetishists, this is quality i guess

Women with no tits are disgusting. Basically femboys.

You are closely related to primates. Trust your instincts. The ape inside you knows how to sex.

I don't see a problem

Riley is genuinely pretty, wonder why she would waste it on porn.
Probably because she's a nympho

With your hand

>basically femboys

You mean, more test?

Don't overthink shit. You're the result of years generation after generation of your ancestors getting laid. It's hardwired into your body, so let your instincts take over.

>living with parents = instant death

God damn it, just seeing riley Reid makes me want to relapse from nofap

if u are a boi, u just have to spread ur ass wi5h both of ur hands, reallyy wide. ur gonna feel like u have to poop, but this is normal. it might be a lil uncomfortable at first and hurt but eventually its a goood likey hurt. if it hurt 2 much make sure to sucky sucky the peepee good ane long. if a lil poop come out this is good :)

benis in bagina

NOT TRUE!!

You also have to wiggle it around a little.
A lot of beginners make that mistake when they start out.

she literally just has nipples on her chest. are just nipples breaking a rule here?

Sometimes, girls make up for it with 10/10 curves and ass, not the case here though.

Stick twelve foot peenus into vengane

This bitch is a literal succubus

>tfw only 11 food bepis

she makes up with face and crazyness

Cute.
Can have some Daddy/daughter play.

My will power is enough to resist.

gross man

Nice gyno fag

My christian gf won't let me fuck her. Has anybody with a deeply religious gf managed to make them give in to sex?

Or just pick one of the millions of thots that will give it up easily instead of corrupting one of the few good women left

This girl was the only one I was able to get after I fixed my shit (year in the gym, battled my autism and approached her) and I'm not ready to give up after all the effort I put in. Besides she has big tits and that's my weakness.

imagine fucking her pussy while she licks your balls in that position

>Having a gf that doesn't want sex
What's the fucking point? At that point she is just a friend, dump her.
I had a very insecure late bloomer gf that didn't feel ready to fuck for a while, but at least we did oral meanwhile.

Did you dump her or settle for oral?

A. Propose oral or anal sex
B. Just get her blasted and then do it
C. Dump her

>tfw passingly mention to my qt classmate friends that I have a 4 inch dick
>actually have 6.5 inch, but already have a gf, so cares
>mfw not sure if they actually believe me, wonder of rumor has spread that I have a chode

I was a beta faggot with no other options at the time, so I just waited and tried until one of my poon advances succeeded.

S. Burn the coal, pay the toll. Get your death exploited by /pol/

Looks like I'm in for a tough ride. We've progressed to oral but every time it happens she gets her religious guilt nonsense and I have to deal with her emotional breakdowns.
I'm in the same shoes then. Except yours didn't have years of religious brainwashing and just needed that extra push to get past her insecurity. I don't think I'll ever get PIV sex from this girl unless I marry her. Oh well, let's see how far I can go.

If you're looking for a wife and think she's wife material, just marry her and fuck her.

If you can't see yourself being married to her, then quit wasting your time. Dump her prude ass and go bang sloots in a big city

Get a new gf

Shit taste

What does the ching chong ding dong on her back say?

SUM TING WONG
HO LEE FUK

If you have her on back with legs spread, there's another tattoo next to her asshole that says WI TU LOW

Fuck. Never thought I'd hit this brick wall when I finally got a gf after 26 years.

Dude she sounds like a pain in the ass to be around

marry

Dump her

This.
Marrying a woman (quality, not just any) and raising a strong family is the ultimate achievement in life.

currently been dating a christian gf for about a month and it's never progressed past like, spooning. I think she's a quality woman who would legitimately be wife material so I don't want to fuck it up, but also I really want to bang her because she's hot as fuck. I feel this pain user.
She hasn't said "no" though, just "not yet" so I feel like I could convince her somehow, something about pointing out that sexual compatibility is important in a relationship, that's my thoughts.

Adjust your expectations.

A month and you're already talking about sex with her? I think you can put it inside of her and that she's done it before. It's only a matter of time.

if you have a gf before you've fucked her you're doing something wrong

...

you have shit taste my friend

she definitely has not done it before, she made a big deal about our first kiss and she kissed like a moron. she's super anxious about anything sexual, and she's not from a western country.
unless we've got the deal where she was molested as a teen or something, but I dated a girl who was (didn't know at the time)and she's not nearly as batshit crazy so I doubt it.

in retrospect a month is quite quick for this sort of thing, so you might be wrong.
this statement is true for thots and thots only. not really fit for long term GF'ing anyway

she's quite hot as fucking bro
u ever watch her pornos

>asking a bunch of non lifting virgins how to have sex
We’re all on our nofap so don’t ask us, we haven’t been keeping up with porn either.

Look I've had sex a few times and even I don't know.

if you're not planning on marrying her then break up with her

cheat on her and make sure she finds out
then she'll agree to fuck you just to keep you around if she likes you that much. if not then she wasnt worth having around

Look I've had sex a few times and even I don't know.

How can I get to be that flexible? Serious question.

Like many gifts in life that make some people leaps and bounds better than others, it's genetics.

Word I have sex with my hand daily and if you put a pussy in front of me, I wouldn't know what to do with it.

weenie in vageenie

I've had sex a bunch and no matter how good those ladies tell me I am, in the heart of my anxiety and doubt I think they are lying.

The truth is, you'll never know how to have sex

1.) move ponus A to vagoo B
2.) JAM IT IN
3.) ????
4.) PROFIT!!!

Do you not look at the fucking banners?

benis in bob & vagene

This girl looks cute and shy, probably had like 1-2 boyfriends in the past. Would totally consider her wife material.
Is she a model of sorts?

25 y/o fucked an escort to lose my virginity this saturday ama

>probably had like 1-2 boyfriends in the past.
Holy shit, you sound naive.

Look I've had sex a few times and even I don't know.

lmao

yes! quite a successful model

...

Look, i've had sex a few times and even I don't know

that bulge..

How much did you pay?

250 for 1 hour
she was the only one nearby that posted a timestamp and i didnt want to get robbed

I kinda just grab onto her shoulders and do a weird lying down pull up.

this guy isn't me
it was $120 for a half hr (went a bit over, and we chatted for a bit at the end. i was her last client)
i ended up basically going to the other side of the city, so it'd be more discrete

Define "you"

Her chest looks like mine, so I suspected she also has a dick