>why should I eat onions? Based on a study conducted by Iranian scientists, they've found that the equivalent of 1 onion a day in humans increased serum testosterone in rats by nearly 300%. It has also been shown by small groups of communities to stop balding, as well as grow hair back when applied on the balding areas, however, no major studies have been conducted on this, but you can probably guess (((why))).
>do is have to be raw? Yes. The study was conducted with raw onions. Cooked onions could possibly work but most onion men find it unlikely.
>how much should I eat? Roughly 1g per KG of bodyweight. A normal sized onion should suffice.
>How do I eat it? Some anons have suggested dicing it and mixing with foods. Others have suggested blending it in a smoothie with other vegetables and fruits, bananas in particular. Some have suggested submerging it in lime juice to neutralize the sharp taste. If you have really big balls you can just eat it raw, some anons who have done this reported that it begins to taste good once you get used to it.
>How do I get rid of onion breath? Cinnamon, lime juice, and nutmeg have all been recommended to neutralize the taste and smell.
>what are some common effects? Different onion lads have reported random aggression, higher lifts, quicker recovery, and less insomnia, please contribute by posting your effects to perhaps convince onionlets to join us.
this is onionman. onionman took a blood test before starting eating raw onions on a daily basis. he is going to take another blood test in one or two weeks.
Kevin King
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Joshua Jenkins
eating straight onions right now
Connor Gonzalez
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Adrian Carter
is the burn normal? this shit better work because it's fucking intense
Evan Jones
most prefer red or white onions but all onions are good. there more plants in that family.
Hunter Butler
if you're gonna shove it down the hatch raw, eat it with something else
even a small slice of cheese pretty negates the acidity
Ayden Powell
the burning sensation will ALMOST completely vanish but it takes about 10 days of eating a whole onion though it kinda makes sense to slowly work towards a whole one. look at it like something you garnish your food with. perfect for meat.
Asher Nelson
yeah you get used to it though. just keep eating as much as you can. if it gets so bad that you cant even take one bite then take a few days off to recover
>that pic good find
Angel Gomez
Why does lemon juice neutralize smell and taste, citrus juice doesn't?
Andrew Reyes
Anyone try onion banana juice? Does it make the raw onion more bearable?
Carson Davis
>more bearable yes >good no
only time itself will make you appreciate the taste of onion. i eat 1-1.5 / day. to me they taste very sweet and the burning starts after about half an onion. i stop for 2 minutes and finish my meal. after 2 weeks im at the point of feeling like something's missing whenever i prepare my meals and forget my sweet onion. protip: garlic is the tits.
Ethan Jones
Started eating onions 2 days ago. I've already seen a massive improvement in a shoulder-blade injury that had not been healing for over a month. Pretty anecdotal and not related to test, but whatever.
Christopher Rodriguez
Post recipes please.
Cameron Bailey
I'm worried this is a trap.
Fuck Veeky Forums what have you done to me?
Ethan Sullivan
anyone acne prone anons eating onions? How does it affect you?
Eating onions lowers blood sugar and glucose levels, which might help with acne. It also raises testosterone apparently, which could be really bad for acne prone people
Aiden Bailey
Acne has actually cleared up quite a bit. My hair is also much thicker after applying onion juice every other day.
Carter Ward
what day are you on? I'm on day 2, and had a small break out a week or two ago
Adrian Allen
Day 24.
Nolan Garcia
This is what interests me the most about this whole thing. Is onion juice a really cheap alternative to Rogaine? Can I finally have sweet chest hair?
Samuel Robinson
Based onionman when will you return? I did 4 days of onions and my sweat smelled like onions and I had horrible gas which became unbearable.
That being said I will hop back on onions if the tests look conclusive.
Cameron Johnson
you guys are seriously eating onions and going around stinking of onions all day? or are you mostly shut-ins?
Joseph Jackson
Do only raw onions work or can eating more cooked onions help?
Anthony Howard
showers, cologne, mouthwash and toothpaste exists you anti-onion shill
Liam White
They might work to get rid of external odor temporarily, maybe for an hour. But as soon as you start walking or moving around again, then your body will be squeezing that onion essence out of all your pores simultaneously, and will waft up your wretched gullet and into the unsuspecting noses of anyone you are near, like some sort of nasal rapist.
Carson Bailey
I honestly doubt people can smell anything. I brush my teeth 2-3 times a day, use a tongue scraper and mouthwash, shower once a day and use cologne 2-3 times per day. Besides it's winter and i'm not sweating at all
Hunter Butler
everyone is always sweating to some degree. smell your pits one day after one of your degenerate onion binges and you'll see
Tyler Collins
eating and egg and onion salad rn
Michael Morris
>eating vegetables is degenerate
KYS. Also, I'm the low T type who can't focus, ever. If I can improve my mental clarity and motivation, that'll well be worth the slight smell that is mixed with my cologne.
Hunter Peterson
Why are you trying this hard to push this meme? Onion juice doesn't seep through your pores. It makes your throat a bit sore though.
James Wright
I'm pro-onion but you are wrong, your sweat does smell funky after eating a lot of onions (esp onions and garlic)
Thomas Ward
>onion men
This must be a meme
Easton White
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Xavier Gonzalez
Were the mice in the study already low-t? Because if you're lifting regularly and eating lots of meat your testosterone should be at normal levels. I doubt anything besides testosterone injections will increase it beyond normal levels.
Jackson Carter
>Cinnamon, lime juice, and nutmeg have all been recommended to neutralize the taste and smell. Does the proper Onion Man drink this stuff after partaking of the onions, or with the onions?
Benjamin Ross
I'm gonna start doing a hair growth trial on my chest because I'm seriously curious.
Angel Adams
document it
Owen Phillips
They were decent T.
Levi Harris
Which onion is best onion? Red, sweet, yellow, vidalia?
Josiah Davis
The white onion exhibits white power.
Hudson Clark
checked yeah I'm a fucking loser so it's not of much concern kek
3rd day of my second onion run lads. Last time I did 14 or so days in a row. I stopped for 3 days and then resumed. I wasn't cutting weight last onion run but now I am so it's a little harder to fit it in in all honesty. Just had my onion of for today - this time I blended it. I've only blended it once before and I nearly puked that time. This time I blended it with water, lemon juice, cinnamon, turmeric, white pepper and garlic powder. It was even more disgusting than it sounds but I just skulled it down. I've said this before; just sticking it in a sandwich is the best method I've found. If you're going to blend it drink it real quick and have it with a meal. If you go on an empty stomach you will feel like its burning a hole inside you. Anyway, this time it was pretty unpleasant for a couple minutes.
>tldr: stick it in a sandwich bros
this concludes my blo
Gabriel Clark
*blog
Michael Rodriguez
I'm making a sandwich, tanks bro.
Parker Davis
sandwich is good, also so is mixing it in a salad
another good one is to eat some with bites of curry and rice, or other spicy saucy dish, tasty as fuck.
Asher Martinez
How much juice are you applying
I'm at the point where just a tiny bit of growth on my crown would fix everything
Anthony Wilson
You summoned me? I'm gonna call med checks to see if they advise posting the blood samples in the Christmas post.
This will decide if it's Christmas or New year when I get the results.
Isaac Peterson
You're the savior.
Grayson Stewart
>curry and rice, or other spicy saucy dish that's sounds nice lad, cheers.
Lemme share something I've felt like mentioning for a while. I eat a fare amount of other (what could be considered) disgusting shit for health. Shit like kale (which is a good source of aromatase inhibitors btw). Once I found a way to incorporate onions without feeling ill, actually getting them down became a complete non-issue. It's just one of the other things I eat everyday to optimize my health. It's really hard for me to relate with the anti onion lads. If you can eat it and it does you good, why not? At this point I mostly think of food in terms of input and output, taste is more or less irrelevant to me now. Eating something unhealthy that tastes nice has pretty much no appeal. That's not to say that I don't aim to eat tasty stuff, it's just not some dictating force like I suspect it is for most people.
Mason Ortiz
but are the onions actually doing you any noticeable good? not trying to bash, love onions, and I've only seen a couple of these threads but have not seen anyone post much in the way of results yet
Levi Morales
how many more days until i'm a testosterone fueled sex warlord
Juan Moore
I haven't taken any tests so most of what I would say would be speculation and should be considered as such. It's a similar situation to when I first started getting adequate amounts of vitamins and minerals (for example D, magnesium) at the start of this year. I've felt drastic improvements to my mood and cognition - but I can't really verify it with hard facts or anything like that. For this reason I typically avoid preaching about supplementation too much.
I will say this though the first round of onions my balls nearly doubled in size, not memeing or exaggerating. This is the one thing I am exactly certain of. Actually, one of the reasons why I stopped after around 2 weeks was because some guy posted a study about mice getting testicular lesions and shit after a long period of onion juice. It was a real study - and it kinda freaked me out because my balls were fucking turning into balloons. I started again because fuck it, why not #yolo
I might not be typical in this regard and ymmv. I didn't change anything else though in those two weeks - obviously this doesn't constitute an adequate experiment lol
John Hernandez
>my balls nearly doubled in size w-what was your onion routine?
Xavier Bailey
one (fairly big) onion a day for 2 weeks my balls aren't that big ordinarily so it's not like the baseline is very high kek.
Juan Mitchell
did you take selenium beforehand or supplement selenium through something like brazil nuts? I've got a theory that the active agent for testosterone in the onions is just selenium.
Cameron Young
Yeah but it reduces the risk of other cancers
Hunter Anderson
>If you can eat it and it does you good, why not? even if it doesn't help, worst case scenario some anons are eating some more vegetables now, what's the big deal
Ayden Ramirez
neat. cheer brah
yeah, my thoughts exactly
Luke Jackson
Anyone doing Onions with God-Tier Cum and NoFap? Will this combination make me too powerful?
Tyler Carter
Is this you?
Might wanna be careful, Dr. Manhattan didn't live a happy life despite his powers
Ryder Moore
How to deal with the all encompassing onion scent? (onion breath, onion sweat, onion pits)
Ryan Hill
I asked my gf if I smelled like onions recently and she said no not at all.
Noah Cooper
This
Lucas Morgan
>balls nearly doubled in sized
Gavin Peterson
Did no-fap for two weeks, no-porn for 4 weeks now, and last night I fucked a really sexy, slim girl three times, and I came like a fucking madman each time. Had a boner the entire night she laid in my arms, and woke up and got myself a blowjob.
Wtf
Hudson Butler
I'm currently fasting but now I have this huge urge to eat raw onions, fuck you guys
John Bell
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Ayden Russell
Anyone seeing improvement in gains?
Kayden Roberts
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Zachary Wright
Had one of these today. Taste: very nice, didnt taste onion at all going down the hatch. But there is some aftertaste. Burning: your throat will burn. And your mouth will burn. So dont linger it in your mouth, drink it quickly. After: stomach hurt about 10 minutes. If you have a weak stomach i would not recommend, you'll probably puke. Shits : normal. Tips: cinnamon is essential for counteracting taste /burn. Drink in gulps and chase with a cracker/toast.
Ryan Rodriguez
I actually felt somewhat euphoric while basking in the glow of the onions at the supermarket. Towering over them as if I were the onion lord himself I picked a few of the finer specimen and added them to my cart. I could hardly wait to finish the remainder of my shopping and devour the delectable onions as soon as possible. Eager to get on the onion train and see for myself; could this foodstuff really cure autism? Also TFW no gf.
Elijah Lee
can any other onionman confirm this?
t. testiclet
Austin Campbell
I eat 2 onions a day. In salad and with dinner. Hacent noticed any bad smell. Neither have family or friends.
Cooper Taylor
I'm from earlier. Sorry lads I had to go do shit.
didn't the paper attribute the test stuff to "selenium based compounds"? I didn't supp selenium but according to cronometer I get a sufficient amount from my diet.
sounds impressive but they weren't that big to begin with unfortunately
Onion man / knight here. I have been advised not to send the sample during the Christmas post so it will be early Jan where I send the "after" test off.
Andrew Anderson
meh. He should have bashed the sock with the onion to the wall and drank the juice through the sock.
Asher Rivera
Its fucking easy, just blend an onion, mix with red kidney beans. Add a bit of oil, vinegar, salt and pepper. Tastes like Rihanna's nipples. Be ready to fart like a madman, though.
Cameron Rodriguez
have your balls grown in size?
Joshua Hall
A little I think. Every so often I get a mild tingling sensation
Logan Lee
Is this achievable natty?
Noah Wood
So tired of this forced meme
Colton Harris
i wanna punch whoever came up with this in the throat
Bentley Green
who said it was a meme you dip? if you really care then just just filter the word "onion"
Easton Allen
about to down a glass of onion juice for the first time, wish me luck lads
Colton King
fuck that was nasty
Luis Hall
a few minutes have passed, I'm not feeling any ill effects there's only a very mild aftertaste in the back of my mouth
Adam Lopez
The onions are real. So glad I learned about this. I feel like an absolute savage the next morning and with a raging woody. I'm pushing 30 and generally don't get morning wood, not even on NoFap. Last night's I stirred around in a bowl with the juice of a whole lime. Still kinda challenging, but not as hard as eating one like an apple.
Jackson Cook
Can't wait to see the results! I shall continue to onion on myself... from my own experience, there is *something* going on. Hope it's monster test...
