What do I say

Trans is a mental illness imo
Ive jerked to trans porn but feel ashamed after. I think they all die when they hit 40

pasta or woke?

No, you could just read the damn bio. baka

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Don't do it OP, just jerk off and suddenly your urge to chase after him will be gone. You're just horny.

>implying women don't fart
>implying their disgusting bloody axe-wounds that smell like fish is going to be better than an inside-out dick.

>post op
ruined

I have that tanktop too. Good shit

Anyone have that pic where post op trannys have to shove something up their holes to prevent them from closing?

Of course women fart, but do they straight up make thunder like us? Probably not many.
>t. raised with 3 sisters that aren't ogres

>still remembering the poo dick mentions

let's not

would smash for days, don't even care about the munted fake pussy

Holy shit, I met this person on /soc/.
Wtf, she was trans, never told me and we spoke for weeks.

Same here, except I bet I bought it before you did faggot

If the dick is still attached then yes

>tfw OP just shat out a shitpost and left it to go browse /tv/

I'm 100% serious btw, AMA.
Everything makes a little bit more sense now

I didn't buy it, it was a gift from your mom

What did you guys talk about? And how did it start

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Hooooo boy you did it

I was really lonely and went to one of those /soc/ ideal partner threads.
Ended up adding me on discord, kik and snapchat.
She was overseas getting facial surgery at the time from memory. Also a drug user.
Now I don't know how to feel, because I literally had no idea she was trans, although there were a few serious flags

WOKE

What were the flags? Did she have a deep voice or something? why did you all of a sudden stop talking

Really considering making a tinder brehs
Even just to troll thots for a confidence boost

I'm scared to make one cause I'm poor so I can't bring her back home. I take shitty selfies so my pics would be trash. And the thought of getting no matches would make me commit suicide cause I already hate myself

how well can doctors make fake pussy nowadays?

Yes bc I'm not a bigot.

Drug user, flat chest, facial surgery, overly feminine typing, other things which I won't go into detail because of privacy
She was a nice person, I just had things happening IRL so just kinda stopped messaging each other
Pic related was the soc post btw

i don't personally recommend it. i spent maybe a week or two just going through liking pretty much every girl that was above a 5. i'm not an ugly guy either, and i personally think i'm really skilled at keeping a conversation going and not being stupid. nothing worked out and it lowered my self esteem somewhat. i only used the app because i wanted someone to talk to, so it wasn't like i was bringing up sex which drove them away.

Kirk Van Houten?

>not be depressed
Smh we wouldn't match then

Did you guys exchange selfies. Did she immediately like you?

All homos are wicked

That sounds like a wrestler, so no

Also when you sent pics did she instantly think you were good looking or something? Did she flirt hard

>post op

DROPPED

Am OP and keking hard at this whole thread. I'll talk to her and see what happens LMAO

>post op trans

I'd go for it if it was just a regular tranny but fake plastic surgery vaginas creep me out a lot.

How the fuck can you not notice that used to be a man? the mouth, chin, obviously flat chested.
Everything there screams dude

>post op
R U I N E D

yes, yes
I mean she probably just let it go, because once you are a few weeks in, its kinda hard to mention you are trans

yes and yes again
why do you ask? Is this common behaviour amongst trans?

Damn WEEKS? were you planning on meeting up at one point? Or did you live too far?

Fuck can you imagine how many dudes have masturbated into his literally open wound? Crazy, crazy stuff anons.

>be a cute feminine trap
>get rid of the dick

Why ruin something so perfect

Just shove it up the other hole?

>Trap
Noice

>Post-op
RUINED

Probably about 2 weeks, maybe 3 I think.
Weren't really planning to meet up soon, unless one of us happened to be travelling for university or something

the adams apple

>traps arent gay
>if it doesnt have the dick it's ruined

:thingken:

Post Op? Disgusting. It's basically a fucking wound. PreOP ftw

>worrying about mental gymnastics
>not just ploughing anything petite and cute regardless or dick or vag
guess how I know you bench 1pl8

>destined for greatness
wat

>I perfer my women to have weiners.

>post op

DROPPED

>fr
>tranny
Shouldn't be surprised lads, find a nice gal that speaks Russian or German if you want vagen.

jokes on you, i havent reached 1pl8 just yet

fuck her right in the fake pussy

Fake post op vaginas are objectively trash. At that point you're better off with a real woman.

Anyway lusting after mentally ill guys who desire to cut their dicks off and pretending it isn't gay is just weird. Also from a practical standpoint it requires you to associate with people who are just awful.

Take it from me. Dressing up cute boys in girls clothes to make them feel more submissive, then having gay sex with them is way better than banging a tranny.

Yeah that's rough bro.

>be the dream of Veeky Forums (bull)
>meet a new cuckold couple
>the husband is bi
>the wife is the qtiest, 5'3 at most, petite, asian, ok titties, tight as fuck even after 2 kids
>the trade off is I had to let the guy suck me for 1 minute at most which felt like an eternity
It's not gay right? While the fag was on my dick the wife was kissing me and rubbing her pussy all over my 6 pack.
Her tiny frame made me feel like I reached the end of her pussy, actually I'm sure I pushed it beyond the usual.
Please tell me I'm not gay.

How is dominating another man sexually gay?

it's okay my dude. Sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do. It has always been like this.

it's fine, just deal with the bifag until you get to the gooch, Close your eyes and think of England or whatever.

Mouths are gender neutral

Did you make eye contact?

best post

Literally anything. She(he) will be desperate.

>What do I say
"ay girl u wan sum fuk?"

Thank you bromos. I didn't touch his dick, in fact I don't even remember if I even saw his dick, all he did was blow me and then put on the condom, from then on he just watched me and his wife.
No, I was way too busy tongue fucking with the wife.

post body btw and no homo

Absolutely not. Post op is the worst situation for trannies. They are literally a walking shell of a person mentally and physically. Have you seen the shit they have to deal with? It's fucking disgusting. Don't touch it no matter what.

For the record here’s the wife. Just look at how tiny this slut is.

Do you ever talk to her alone? Get a chance to try and fuck her when he isn't there?

What's the best way to meet qt traps or qt trans girls for dating/relationships Veeky Forums?

Serious question

What does the dude do while you fuck her?

Lmao, wouldn't wanna be op after this here

convince it to extinguish it's worthless life

That completely depends on the couple, last night was the first time we met. I'll wait a bit and let them contact me then we can talk about the setup. Some let me go at it solo, some don't, actual sluts will "cheat" and ask me not to tell their partners about it.
I tend to stay away from the 3rd situation because while I'm a degenerate, I also don't want any issues or cause any trouble.
Watch and jerk off, snap a pic or two. Usually how it goes, some join in but these motherfuckers come so quick while I last for a lifetime so I always end up alone with just the wife while the cuckold only watches.

Her head looks like an ant's head

>South East Asian
>attractive
Pick one

She is so tiny calling her an ant might be fine.
When she went to clean up at the sink, she had to TIP TOE. Do you understand that? she was TIP TOEING to use the sink.

>he needs to be destined for greatness
>he’ll make me breakfast
>we’ll go to an amusement park
>we’ll get high
Yeah sounds like a real winner

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Do they let you fill her up with your seed?

not very well

Nah m8. Condoms always with strangers, only people I personally know do I go raw. I did however let it go inside with the condom for what it’s worth, but if I’m wearing a helmet I prefer to make them swallow.

I'll be honest with you man. I don't consider what you're doing wrong per se, but this general state of affairs and culture is making me long for a third world war, preferably with a nuclear holocaust or two.

> destined for greatness

Guessing this means ambitious with a plan

> we’ll watch movies on drugs
> go to amusement parks

Fuck. Every time I’m not busting my ass at work, I’m at the gym, brushing up my mandarin or trying to arrange work experience abroad that will set me up for life. My gf follows me and cuddles me when I need it. Nobody has time for making breakfast in the morning, eating lunch at the water park, dining at night and movie watching on drugs when you’re climbing the ladder

I know first hand how sad it is, I almost changed my mind when I saw one of the couples I know outside eating dinner with their extended family.
They were with their kids, grandma was also there, the whole enchilada. Smiling, talking, being actual normal people.

Little did everyone else know that the innocent caring mother let me go up her poophole that very same night.

When offered with pussy it's very hard to pass up man, when you know that there's a qt whore out there just spreading her legs waiting for you to go in it's really hard.

Wait wait wait did you get paid? Is he a twink? bc if the answer to either of these questions is no, the idea that you entered into this degenracy willingly just to fuck some used up Vietnamese nail place whore gook subhuman makes you gay as fuck.

VERDICT: kill it with fire.

>Fucked a twink ass twink last night bc it's not a man. DOn't knock it till you tried it I would have said I was a gay until I did it a month ago and grabbed that tight ass.

BASED