18 year old son

Hi Veeky Forums, posting here with my 18 year old son. I've always tried to encourage healthy eating and an active lifestyle but alas, this is what he looks like. What would you do if this was your son?

Damn those are some nice titties. I bet you could pump so much soy out of this soyboy.

When is he due?

See if he’ll play ultimate frisbee with you and the boyz or something to that effect.

How do you pump soy out of someone lol.

Don't lie, that's not your son. That's you.

I would kill him along with myself

looks like Conan o Brian's offspring..

To be honest I'd probably kill him, then myself.

looks like a fucking soyboy, holy shit, but not even a happy one

maybe you can start with telling "him" (you) to get some better fucking hygiene and maybe stop looking like a crusty looking fag.

>that hairline at 18
>those bitchtits
>that gut
>probably a manlet to boot

Get ready to pay for sex for the remainder of your life.

I'd learn how to cook, and teach him too.
If you're fat that means you eat too much, and if you eat too much nine times outta ten it means you're eating junk. A guy should know how to cook so you should be teaching him that shit already. In any case you should start eating less. Stop buying soda and chips.

I wouldn't feed him anything but multivitamins and snake juice for 90 days; i would also force him to do an hour of cardio for every 6 hours he wants to sit down doing whatever the fuck he does all day

he (you) would look decent if he took care of himself, if this truly is your son put him on a diet and make sure you're not giving him money until he's slim

wonder where I went wrong

Suck they titties nigga duh

what is this snake juice I've been hearing about?

You can only encourage him to do these things and hope he follows through with them:

put him on a diet
get him to start lifting
fix his posture
learn some self-confidence
go to the doctor and get his test levels checked

It is a sheer result of bad parenting. Also, by eighteen the personality is formed already. Good job you roastie.

Its just a mix of water with a little salt and potassium
You use it when you're not eating at all, or super calorie restricted so you don't feel lightheaded and sick

prolly this

Looking at this u got two options
1) stop feeding him shit food and don't give him an allowance so he can go and eat shit food, probably force him to go to gym by taking away his videogames, give it back when he does

2) leave him like that, make sure he does well in school get a six figure job, where he may look like crap still but hey he got money to spend on some bitches

Have him grow a snail trail

Looks like pubertal gyno
Gonna have to pay 5 or 6k for gyno surgery man. Dont go cheap either, dont wanna have fucked up nips

What "healthy" food did you feed your "son"?

>come here son
>take your shirt off so daddy can take a picture and ask Veeky Forums about your disgusting body
>k dad

Holy fuck, that dude is a mess. Let's see:

>block Reddit and Tumblr on house router; other sites will follow
>porn blockers on all computers
>alternate day fasting regime to rid body of excess fat
>no soy ever again; no sugar again until he's deadlifting 405
>strict keto dieting to reverse insulin resistance (look at that fucking visceral fat)
>standard 3-day/week barbell routine; paired with 3-day/week cardio routine, preferably swimming
>if gyno remains once bodyfat is 10%, run Veeky Forums's unofficial de-gyno routine
>once 10% BF, run targeted keto mixed with IF routine; semi-Leangains
>get him to intermediate lifting numbers
>if he still looks fucked up after proper grooming, get him a chin/jaw implant

If all else fails, I'll sell his breastmilk to other soyboys to turn a healthy profit.