Are there any health benefits of anal sex?

>the meme about Veeky Forums being gay isn't that much of a meme after all

>That psuedoscience bullshit
Just say homos get aids, which is at least true

>But you will bleed.
Doing it very wrong mate

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top fucking kek

Its not a meme at all

top jej

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The shitty design of this makes it even more hilarious

Lmfao

you'll never guess what happens when you work out and destroy muscle fibers ?

You always bleed wether you see it or not. Anal masturbation, because that is what it is, sex only happens between 2 genital organs, causes micro tears in your anus that bleed. And those can lead to a whole host of issues.

I'm convinced fags only like it because they're mentally ill and find it erotic to be degraded. I've tried stimulating my prostate with a dildo and it only makes me feel like i'm about to piss, and my intestine just feels like i keep shitting a huge shit. I feel no pleasure from any of it, and every time i do it i tell myself i'll stop because it's not enjoyable and it makes me feel worthless.
I wish porn didn't exist when i was a kid so that it would never make me suck cock out of curiosity. I feel like i can't get rid of these gay urges now, it all feels so tiresome.

Poz that little neghole.

My wife is a md and i fuck her analy at least once a week because she loves it too.
The retardation is high in this thread again.
Analsex (with lots of lube) is even healthy for your pcmuscle and helps avoiding prostatecancer or incontinence when old.

>injecting T
>work outs are easier
gosh user its a mystery

>Analsex (with lots of lube) is even healthy for your pcmuscle and helps avoiding prostatecancer or incontinence when old

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>Are there any health benefits of anal sex?
Feeling fuzzy and warm in your boipucci :3

>lots of lube

Honestly, lots of lube is the best way to ruin anal sex. Besides, it never made sense to me why the fuck people would use artificial lube when right next to the asshole there's a hole constantly producing lubrication.

Stick your dick in the pussy, fuck it hard for a long time, get it nice her wet, get her close to orgasm, then switch to anal. Get her in a squat position or any position in which her legs are in a similar angle, tell her to push out as if she were pooping while you shove it in. Don't stop inserting until you get at least 2/3 of the dick in. Save the short and fast bunny thrusts for the pussy, go deep and long in the ass.

Do this with no condoms for maximum enjoyment.

>he destroys his muscles during his workout
A-user, you're supposed to shock them, not kill them

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how can you both be a bottom and lift? I can't imagine how a swole guy would let someone fuck him in the ass, it doesn't go together in my eyes

I always imagine a pumped up gym bro would be the top and some dyel twink would be the bottom

I’ve never been gay but there are some cute traps at my gym that I can’t help but get diamonds over when I’m done working out. But at the same time I’d fuck a cute girl just as fast, it’s more of a rabid hormones, but fucking traps seems too risky with how prevalent aids is

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Your sad belief in those obviously fake ass stereotypes is fucking disgusting, I can't even begin to correct the utter stupidity in your comment because I'd be forced to write multiple paragraphs, just what the fuck

Rabid horniness* stupid phone poster

How bout dis?

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It's the extra protein. And I guess it helps you with your stretches before squats -- should make it easier to insert your squat plug.

Nah that’s too much like a boy for me. I guess what I’m talking about is more crossdresser level traps. There’s some in my gym that look like chicks, long hair and everything. Anytime I get finished working out I just want to pound them out.

how do you know they are not girls? can you see the bulge? do they share the locker room with you or do they use the girls' one?

Voices and they go into the guys bathroom, and the girl that works the front desk told me they’re boys. I’m half considering trying to fuck one at some point but the moment post gym horniness goes away I feel like a fag

don't be a pussy and fuck one

Semen endorphins pumped in your woman's ass will make her euphoric and happy

user, I don’t want aids tho.. what if that tight boi pussy ends up being the one that ends my life

I get you, we also like this. Tonguefucking her ass is also great before. Lube isnt necessary always but for beginners definetly better to avoid pain.

use condoms?

>criticising faggots while literally being a cocksucker

Dude no one forced you to suck dick. Is only permissible to get your cock sucked by a dude or tranny out of curiosity. Then you refuse to return the favour and leave their house.

But jumping straight into to sucking dick means you're probably just gay.

Use a fucking condom like you would fucking a woman (assuming one might stand)

a fat person losing weight from AIDS

youtube.com/watch?v=Tt19Vp9uBiQ

omfg.... top kek

This is California in 2018

I fucking love him

Wow gays truly are degenerate

I'm straight.

>want to be ottermode/chat top hold down a qt arthoe affectionate bottom bf
>cursed with this twink body and shitty eating/routine habits

A-At least dick size is fine r-right?

Also fuck all of you who said jelqing never works, just don't be a fucking bonobo about it thinking your shaft is a cork to a fucking winebottle or something