Thanks for buying me a drink user

>thanks for buying me a drink user

>It's onion juice. I hope you like it.

I.. don't understand OP... whats your thread about

>giving testosterone booster to woman
Is this the other side of the estrogen jew?

I wish I was still able to feel attraction to women. Boy pussy is so rare, and high quality boy pussy is like a unicorn.

Sometimes I feel bad fucking this autistic bitch but then i look at that ass and work through it for the braps

at what stage in the courtship process are we at? the top comes off after coitus usually, i only get to see wild tiddy after she’s built a sexual rapport with me. this is wrong OP you’re fucking up my rhythm, she has to put the top back on and let me reorder the drink or im leaving

Don't walk away you faggot

Just continue with your shit, she just wanted a drink.

No problemo frog princess!

> babe drinks onion juice
> turns into lean, tan guy named Bradley
> Bradley licks the glass clean and flexes a 'cep
> "feelin' fit. buddy?"
> "hehe, I-I'm just a lucky guy, Brad..."
> OP takes Brad in the rear

>double buns
HNNNNNNNG

Fuck sake that couch looks absorbing as fuck.

Get that attention seeking whore of it before they wreck one of the cushions with a slime trail.

I legit thought this was going to be Juri cosplay

>The Azn chad has discovered
>being a tripfag

looks like a thanksgiving turkey

Why does she sit like that?

Just flip the cushions, bro

N..no... why did I buy her a drink if she wasn’t gonna give me pussy?

Don't you mean
>HHOOOOORRR

What tells you that? You think because she's not excited?

you've been had, guy

she looks like a frog desu