Hey son you're getting pretty big

>hey son you're getting pretty big

Made to fuck white women

But he's not Bavarian

Hey wait why is my dad black?

where it counts

I've always liked these kinds of dudes. The old guys you weren't necessarily related to who made you feel like you've disappointed them without doing anything, even if they compliment/encourage you. Anyone else in the same boat, here?

Tell me while you’re inside of me, daddy

I have news for you user...

for you

thanks dad

God fucking damn it I missed my chance

Thanks dad

Thanks, Dad. And hey, thanks for the juicy forearm genetics too!

>"Hey big guy I just wanted to say I love you and proud of you"

>hey dad you're getting pretty black

>hey big guy I came from the store 18 years later. There was a large line.

Don’t watch me jack off dad, god!

"Thats nice dad but a nigger is here to steal our TV"

DELET THIS FEEL

y-you too

MY CHILD ARRIVED JUST THE OTHER DAY
HE CAME TO THE WORLD IN THE USUAL WAY

MAKE
A
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IT
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STOP
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Das rite nigga u 2
wait a minut u my dad?

THE LINES AT WALMART NO JOKE SON

This isn't supposed to be fiction.

DADDY I'M SO AFRAID
HOW WILL I GO ON WITH YOU GONE THIS WAY

y-you too dad

I beat one of my pr's dad. I know you weren't really paying attention when I told you last night, so it's okay that you sounded like you didn't care

...

Fuck this picture hurts me

>be 6
>mom reads me a bedtime story
>it’s about how she’ll always love me even when shitty things happen
>book has the mother extremely old and fragile
>book kills off mom
>mom died loving her son throughout the years
>got sad thinking about that book
>terrified of having to let people go on out of my life

Sorry if it isn’t the most pertinent to the thread, I just have a serious case of the feels right now.

stop sucking old man dick

Thanks robert

the inability to identify humour is a sign of autism

*dies*

hey dad you're getting pretty nigger

Yo, you can't just do this to me