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Childhood is drinking sips
Adulthood is realizing coffee is better

Oh look a shitty thread thanks op ur totally not a faggot

green tea, you degenerate

>tastes awful
>makes you piss even more than coffee does
>weak af

> when she finds her coffee hilarious

I think she found something else funny.

I wish faggots would stop blabbering on about coffee
If you like it, fine, just belt up about it and drink your fucking coffee

>green tea
>appreciable caffeine content
pick one, stupid

>being this mad
I enjoy sips now and then too but coffee is way better for you.
This.

t.sipfag

who the fuck is this guy she goblin, she is making me lose gains just by looking at her.

you all don't like this narcissist bullshit, right? You know these people are always staring at the screen to make sure their facial expressions are "perfect", right?

shit taste user, she is pure waifu material

>drinking phytoestrogens

ok soyboi

DexBonus
She's better looking then the average girl user. The average women is like a 4 or 5/10 and looks rough af I think your standards have drifted up too much.
Well she records vlogs that are maybe 20 minutes a piece everyday so you would get very conscious about framing and how everything looks because you need to watch it back and edit it. Do you really think any woman in her 20's is better? Honestly?
This. Too bad that tryhard Strippin has her
Does green tea actually have that in it?

*stains your teeth*

psssh. nothin personnel kid

Nah man, I like strippin, if nothing else, he's better than Cox anyway.

He acts a little try hard especially when dodger is in the video with him, like trying to act alpha or whatever.

>white knighting this narcissist

>white knighting
Okay sure, but think about my question:
>Do you really think any woman in her 20's is better? Honestly?

I want to cock slap her
I don't know why.
I just want to apply my dick to the side of her face as if I were a gently yet firmly bitch slapping her with my dong

Also, coffee is awesome.
It helped me through the worst of my diet.

yes, not all young women are narcissistic, vapid whores

>he thinks that women in their 20's don't take endless selfies
Sure thing senpai.
>I want to cock slap her
I want to make tender love to her
>Also, coffee is awesome.
It helped me through the worst of my diet.
how so? appetite suppressant

>I want to make tender love to her
The cock slap is foreplay and the tender love is what I do after I fuck her half to death.

>It helped me through the worst of my diet.
>how so? appetite suppressant
Yes that, and it helped combat the low energy from not eating as much.
And it was a good preworkout before the 2+ hours of calisthenics and occasional lifting and tabata and hiit etc etc.

It helps, but don't go overboard.
Your body will be stressed as fuck and having a lot of caffeine rather then simply using it sparringly and for it's intended purpose will make you crash hard and slow your weightloss.

Just use it to become more active. Basic day to day activity where you're up and on your feet and walking burns up to 20 times more calories then a 20 minute jog.

Green tea + coffee is the goat combo.

Dat l-theanine + caffeine combo.

she is objectively not an attractive girl. yet she has the gall to do this fake cute shit to all her viewers. she knows EXACTLY what she is doing, and is deluded enough to think she is legitimately good looking enough to pull this shit off. look at gif related, this is the degree of attractiveness you need to play the cutesy role.

all these fucking pussy worshipping faggots putting pussy on a pedestal, showering girls with compliments undeservingly giving them a heightened sense of self-worth. which is why girls these days act like their shit don't stink. this is why why can't have nice things. I'm not even bitter, I have a gf, just my observation.

user, you seem to misunderstand something.
Men have a scale of attractiveness.
On that scale we place thots, sluts, girlfriend material, fwb material, wife material, and woman we've waited our entire life for so very little else matters.

When women like the chica in the OP do stuff like that, it's cute and disarming. Why? Because average girls doing stuff like that seems more genuine and can be disarming.

Women like in your gif? Those are 9/10s. Anything they do is hot.
Urge to sink all nine balls deep overwhelms any cuteness she displays or has.

Girl in OP? Average as fuck so any display of cuteness shines.
Girl in your pic?
20/10. Busts the hotness scale and makes me want to bust several nuts into her womb.

Understand?

Why do you fuckers waste so much money?
I spent like $6 on 100 200mg caffeine tablets

It’s not fuckin cute at all, what the bloody hell are you on, cunt?

You seem mad. I always wonder how so much anger can fit into such a small human. I'm assuming ur a manlet

>this thot
I guarantee she went through half the football team for starters user. Can you imagine what kind of hobbies she has:
>posting on instagram
>shopping yolo
>going to the beach to see Chad
Also dodger may not be model tier but she is def above average tier, if you think not go outside and see what most women truly look like
>green tea
Step up to coffee lad

This
Caffiene tablets don't even fuck work as well unless you mix them with tea or coffee then they actually fucking activate properly.
>it's not fuckin cute at all
too a sociopath maybe

I respectfully disagree
>average girls doing stuff like that seems more genuine and can be disarming
average girls doing cutesy shit means they take themselves to be more attractive than they are. they do it with the intention of making men think they are attractive. where you think cutesy acts will shine through the unattractiveness, I feel they exacerbate the unattractiveness. it makes me recoil when people are blatantly trying to shoot above and beyond their own tier - I get a 'who do you think you are' vibe

imagine a 1/10 dude walking around wearing top tier designer suits, watches, perfume and all that shit. he's dressing out of his league, similar to how when unattractive girls act out of their own league (trying to be cute) it amplifies their level of unattractiveness.

perhaps our disagreement comes from how if we can tell if the girl is trying to intentionally be cute or not. I would agree with you that "average girls doing stuff like that seems more genuine and can be disarming" on the condition that the girl was not intentionally trying to be cute - if they are a bit ditzy or something.

however, if it is painfully obvious the girl is trying to be cute like in OPs gif then for me personally it is a major turn off. who the fuck does she think she is? she must take herself for a model if she has the audacity to actively go out of her way to try and be cute. she is nowhere near model tier, so the fact she's trying to be cute implies to me she is deluded about her own league.

Ugh, that’s the best you’ve got... a Manlet comment. God this board is full of utter fucking flogs.

Like out of everything, manlet was your go to... mate if you’re in Australia I’ll gladly deliver you the rope so you can fuckin kill yourself. Like without even seeing the person you’re responding to you talk about height. Christ, you know what, because it’s xmas I’ll mail you the fuckin rope to wherever you are in the world just so you can gtfo of the gene pool, ya stupid cunt.

How about you hop off stimulants you handicapped piece of shit
Learn how to be energetic without the coffee jew spitting in your asshole

Did I strike a nerve?

>average girls doing cutesy shit means they take themselves to be more attractive than they are
That's literally ever girl with very few exceptions
>she is nowhere near model tier
Still above the 5/10 average tho just not a 10/10

Lol. Weed! LMAO!

>no mention of weed
Are you okay user?

>not drinking green tea and black coffee with no sugar
its like you dont really want to make it

caffeine + l-theanine pill
water

But he is alpha

>but he tries to act alpha despite being dyel
Also no one who plays videogames for a living is alpha.

Is that the same way to activate almonds as well?
Caffeine pills work fine.

They don't work for me unless I have them with tea/coffee.
I still have some leftover.

>make matcha tea with 2 green teabags
>feel stimulated for 1 hour

Green Tea is literally for DYEL chinks who can't handle more than 50mg of caffiene at a time.

>people you used to think where big before you started lifting
youtube.com/watch?v=xweQhUC9IXg

>this guy unironically bulks
I mean to a bunch of gamer dorks he's probably muscular but it looks like he does 90% arms and some bench pressing every other week.

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>Not making an infusion of ephedra sinica for that ephedrine boost.

cool

>ephedra sinica
>Ephedra sinica is a plant species native to Mongolia, Russia (Buryatiya, Chita, Primorye), and northeastern China
sure thing senpai

If only there was a massive worldwide shipping infrastructure so that I could purchase products that aren't grown within 20 miles of my house.

Ephedra (ma huang) is dank. American ginseng is god mode herb tho

Daily reminder that if you are watching any female streamer / youtuber / whatever, you are a beta orbiter, thot enabler and everything that brings us down, please get your shit together

>ephedra sinica
>the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) banned the sale of supplements containing ephedrine alkaloids in 2004.

>watching YouTube makes you a degenerate
>only watch males!
The absolute STATE of /r9k/ fags

if I want to watch attractive girls whoring themselves online I just go to pornhub

>implying I don't fap to porn daily as well
Watching some chick on YouTube once every couple of weeks is not gonna end the West senpai.

>Supplements

Oh you!

That said if you can find some chick who looks just like Dodger who does porn well then that might change things..

>once every couple of weeks
im talkin about their worshippers and other idiots who donate them

Someone's jealous that they ain't getting that sweet 5'0" dodger puss

You know tgere are leaked nudes of hers right?
You dont even need to imagine

Uh...pic highly heckin related my friends

You can still buy ephedrine, go to a pharmacy and ask for Bronkaid or Primatene Mist, you can only buy one box a month and they'll want your ID and signature, but otherwise the only downside is that it comes with guaifenesin.

>leaks
I've found 2 porn lookalikes one looks nothing alike the other is closer but clearly not her.
Please point me in the direction of these leaks for further inspection good sir!
>5'0
>imagine the level of domination you could have. Absolute perfection tbqh
I don't know why your linking me to this post?
Sips are not good for you tho
>pharmacy
ugh the bureacracy for getting shit isn't worth it.
Literally easier to get some morphine online in kaolin morphine then it is to get shit from them.

celebjihad101.tumblr.com/post/163746052483/dodger-leigh-nude-playboy-outtakes

she looks like an awkward, beaten as a child version of haley williams

>tfw caffeine hypersensitive
>It just makes me jittery and stressed out, not productive and attentive

>celebjihad101.tumblr.com/post/163746052483/dodger-leigh-nude-playboy-outtakes
>tits are massively different sizes between photos and have artifacting around them.
I mean it's a lot better than the amateur as fuck tier stuff usually but not by much.
this cosplayer looks like trash without the wig, lighting and makeup but then again that's typical of probably all cosplayers.

I love green tea

t.125 pound asian girl

Today I was buying clothes when I saw the best ass I've seen in my life.
The girl went up some stairs to pick up my thing and I could appreciate every detail of her spandex.
It was so beautiful I popped a boner and stayed in the changing room for 20 minutes.

Then I went home and drank some coffee.

L-Theanine is a much better drug than caffeine. If you need more of the latter, just drink black tea

The ultimate preworkout, the ultimate post-meal palate cleanser, the antioxidant king, coffee. Don't be caught without it.
>t. taking rest day on off day from work and slurping down cups of freshly ground expensive stuff from Whole Foods and feeling like all is well in the universe

L-THeanine
what do you recommend as the source, powder, capsules? I don't bother with protein shakes right now so I don't do all that anymore.
>cups
It's gonna up your caffiene tolerance till you need multiple cups a day to function. I try to limit to two cups of freshly ground coffee a day, strong cups though.

>It was so beautiful I popped a boner and stayed in the changing room for 20 minutes.
>20 minutes
I honestly don't miss this. I still get semi's but now that I'm older I feel like I have enough dick discipline I'm not debilitated by some random thot unless I choose to fap at my own leisure.

>what do you recommend as the source
green tea. You could do with black tea, as well, but that has less L-theanine and more caffeine than green. Otherwise, use some sort of powder if you don't care for the health tonic that is tea.
Just remember to brew green tea at 80 degrees Celsius, or you you'll "burn" the leaves. Black tea can be brewed at boiling point just like coffee

Oh, and buy actual tea leaves, not that pre-packaged shit. Vastly inferior quality. You probably have some sort of Tea-like shop in your area

My girlfriend actually looks like Dodger, she only is a bit taller but she has the same kind of frame, facial structure, etc...
I had a bit of a crush on Dodger, like 7 years ago, when I told my girlfriend about it she got a bit mad. lol

this desu

Urge to rape.....RISING!

>tea like shop
Nope. I'll look into on amazon or some shit.
what's a good dosage of the leaves?

>what's a good dosage of the leaves?
Eh, hard to say. I usually go 6-10 tea spoons in 1/1.5 liters, depending on how I feel. Just experiment a bit

Do you really need that much?
Couldn't you use like 3 tea spoons in a single cup or something? I only have a small cafetiere
Also what's the effects

This fucking thread reeeee

I am on a water fast and literally the only thing I still crave is a steaming hot cup of black coffee

>Couldn't you use like 3 tea spoons in a single cup or something?
Sure, I was talking liters. You can pretty much does it however you want, user.
>Also what's the effects
L-Theanine makes you more focused while decreasing anxiety and reducing feelings of restlessness. Green tea has this and some anti-oxidants, which is generally a good idea to get some of. I also hear that green tea is beneficial for your heart, but don't take my word on it

Why don't you drink it, then? Coffee doesn't break a fast unless you put shit in it

You can get the straight plant and make tea, IIRC. Just no refined stuff

As I want to quit caffeine I really should look into this

It's beneficial for your heart because it lessens stress.

Makes sense

Oh, I'm dependent. But I quit cigs, alcohol, and dudeweed so I feel pretty good. Just one knob, up and down.

I drink about 3 big'ns a day (which is at least 6 'cups'). Plus a green tea usually cuz the theanine takes the edge off. Would consider quitting if I could score a few weeks' worth of other stimmies

Are the capsules any good? The company I use for my other supplements has it but it's pretty expensive. I can't find the leaves in my country online.
Also for stress I use CBD, make tea out of it and roll it up and smoke it up. The side effect is mild fatigue so It's really better for evenings but it works. Also makes me kinda horny but regular weed sometimes did that to me when I used to smoke years and years back so that's probably just me.

Fucking HOW do I get a gf like her

>Are the capsules any good?
No idea, mate

Start liking yourself?
I'm working on this myself. Getting Veeky Forums is supposed to help I guess.

seek help

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