Onions make me horny

eat white onions. Not red. Red onions are too concentrated. Its much more pleasant to eat twice as much white onions, imo.

It eating onions bad for women? I eat an entire onion a day and sometimes 2.

Soak them in a mix of white wine vinegar and water for 10 min

It's healthy for everyone, but you may find yourself wanting to transition

>Ares
You realise he was a cunt, right? He was a weasel. The Roman version is the badass one, not Ares.

>when Ares moans like a bitch after based Diomedes stabs him
Pottery.

Placebo. Onions dont do shit.

How do you know ?

Where are those test results someone promised to post.

Except Iranian scientists proved it works

>scientific study
>proof
hurrrrrr

If scientific study is not a proof then what is? Maybe a bunch of scientific studies.

Apparently onions are avoided in Jainism, Brahman Hinduism, Chinese Buddhism and Taoism, at least in the monastic communities. The motivation that keeps being mentioned is that they are too carnal, and they are essentially aphrodisiacs and lead to increased passions and aggression.
A short summary:
kurma.net/essays/e19.html
So even in the eastern world, there is the popular belief that onions (and alliums in general) are masculinity enhancers.

>take 5-10 guys
>get testosterone checked
>let em eat 1 raw white onion per day for a month
>check testosterone again

im considering cashing out some crypto's to fund this research

He was the god of bloodlust and strength, and was revered by the Spartans ,a far cry from a cunt. The rest of the Greeks preferred to worship Athena because she was the goddess of military cunning and strategy, something the rest of the Greek city-states valued more in war, hence Athena always beat him in mythology. Diomedes pierced Ares with his hand guided by Athena in the first place.

for this to work you have to do it with 3 groups of men: first group eats one onion per day, second group doesn't eat onion, and third group eats placebo onion.

>placebo onion

Remember pic related boys - don't let dietist shitlords oppress your onion culture, down with soy-supremacy

> he doesnt believe in onion

Guess how I know your test is at least 300% lower than mine

I will literally go get blood work done and compare it to you or any other onion eater on this board.

That’s actually puts a lot of validity into this

I just an entire White onion, washed it down with an iced tea. Garlic is alot tougher for me. I chop it up into little pieces and swallow it with a glass of water. I cry if it sits on my tongue more than 2 seconds.

He hasn't gotten them back yet.

Shit I'm 22 and don't even have sex drive anymore

kek you stinky fucks are actually serious about this meme

Let me fill you boys in on onions.

Background info on me:

33 years old
Single
Practice no porn (8 months in)
Cardio 3-4x a week (mix of hill sprints + agility drills)

I ignored this pill thinking that it was just another troll fad.

Boy, was I wrong.

I'm popping random boners with virtually no stimulation. In fact, I have one right now.

About two weeks into this onion pill, my lust for women skyrocketed. At work, I was getting hard listening to the secretary walking down the hall in her heels. No, I don't have a heel fetish.

At the gym, I'm more aggressive and focused.
In public, I no longer care about anything. I walk with a purpose.
During meetings, I'm more aggressive with my superiors. I just don't care.

Onion Routine:

1 whole yellow onion + vinegar + sriacha + black pepper.

Thats the way i was thinking about trying this onion thing. Dice it up into small pieces and wash it down like taking a handful of pills

Did a humble garden vegetable just save Western Civilization?

>bested by Athena
>mocked by Zeus
>hated by everyone except Spartans who were literal cuckolds
>only achievement is cucking Hephaestus the only ugly god in the pantheon with the biggest whore in olympus

Ares is a cunt

The nigger of the gods

Hey, punks, Ares is my goddamn zodiac!

I want this to be true

Are you dislexic?

I put the sexy in dyslexic

I ate half an onion today (too pussy to eat a full one yet) and I have to say, there's definitely a change. I feel a lot more motivated, went from feeling a little sleepy to very awake and alert, and I feel much more confident. I actually want to go to the gym even though I already went today. I have a ton of energy.

Same diff.

Holy shit. I used to eat garlic and onions almost every day when I lived with my dad. This explains all of my problems for the past 5 years.

bumpe

This makes so much sense. By the end of the first week of eating onions every day I was jerking off to that new Dairy Queen commercial where the girl was talking about juicy chicken. Never felt more pumped full of masculine energy in my life.

What's the best type of onion to eat?

Any onion men get good results from white onion, or any onion aside from red?

...

I just ate some raw garlic and onion and I feel euphoric.

I've noticed erectile improvements and a slight decrease in anxiety. It also feels good in the GI tract.
I've only tried small Spanish the size of my scrotum

This guy gets it. Diomedes is fucking Chad goal tier.

This one vegetable could save the white race which is why JIDF are shilling so hard against it on this board.

Ho ly shit Veeky Forums. I just had the most intense dream of my fucking life.. i was fucking skydiving and shit and a tsunami happenened and it was all so real and cool it actually seemed lucid.

Also bouldering session was fucking fire yesterday.

3 days in 18yo

>skydiving
>tsunami
that's a big tsunami

did that dude post his bloodwork results yet?

he said in early January

fucking waiting in excitement. I hope the dude didnt pussy out like me and continued eating them

You for got pic of confused shrek

Milk

How do you get into bouldering? Do you just start going to a gym?

>Red onion
>Lemon juice (takes the sting away)
>Sweetener
>Blend
>Add water
And that's how you make 'onionade'

He's a negative figure who fucks people over. See This. Diomedes is the man.
>a war machine
>a literal epic hero
>qt /fitlit/ Athena mirin him hard
>noble
>became king
>founded a shit load of cities
>worshiped as a god when he died

Has anyone tried topical application of onion juice on their cocks?

Same user.
Same.

I knew we were the chosen ones.

It’s impossible for me to make u believe I’m not trolling. But I’m starting to think the onion thing isn’t a meme.

I decided to try it. I eat one chopped white onion in a stir fry for dinner. I put it in last so I don’t cook it much. It’s been over two weeks but not quite a month of eating them.

I try and do no porn and no fap, and that helped with libido. 32 btw. Yesterday I got drunk and I fapped twice last night. Almost in succession. The only thing that makes me fap like that is cocaine. Haven’t done cocaine in years.

Then I fucked my gf today. Maybe 12-15 hrs later.

What I’m saying is that type of libido isn’t the norm for me. Maybe it’s the onion. I’m going to keep eating them.

Godspeed anons.

A friend of mine got me into it, its definatly fun to do with someone else who is dedicated to go everyday. Im lucky to have a bouldering hall close to home so i can go every day.

Your best bet is probably to just go there and people are really friendly usulally so if youre not too too much of an autist youll make friends there in no time.

you have to have it raw faggot

acid

Try dicing equal parts onion (I do red) tomato and cucumber, dress with lemon juice (I do like half a lemon) olive oil, season with garlic, salt, pepper and herbs of choice, I like basil. Tasty as fuck plus cucumber and tomato are good for you too.

i just made this up

For you.

Onions make me fart disgusting (not to me) smell like every two minutes for 2 hours

How do you guys cope

placebo

stop watching porn and also try to jerk off less often (just using your imagination)

Cucumber and Tomato are not particularly good nor bad for you, they're both almost entirely water with little nutrition otherwise

>wondering why I suddenly have a sex drive again
>realize the curry I made
on a whim had a bunch of onions in it
I don't want to believe it, but I'm tempted to take this research further.

I'm just four days into the onion pill and I want to fuck every girl I laid my eyes upon. A week ago I wasn't like this l-lads... I literally thought of seducing the petite lady from the store today.

are you me?

i wonder who is behind this post

because we don t live in the dark ages you dumb fuck

test is a naturally occurring steroid in humans, there s absolutely nothing in an onion that helps produce this steroid.
the only possible way it could help is if you ate them instead of like. . a bag of chips and lowered your weight

protip: never take a meme off the interweebz and bring it into the real world.

want to increase test? resistance train, lower body fat, eat well & get healthy cholesterol, sleep well, be aggressive. eat onions! instead of junkfood.

Yo cunts isn't this stuff bad for your teeth?