How do i get girls to look at me like dis?

how do i get girls to look at me like dis?

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Look like him.

tell her your father died or some shit

the second when she bites her lip and looks down so obviously dying to jump on his cock. i have to achieve this mode

have a bbc

write a script where this is suppose to happen and hire someone to act it out with you.

look like him, confidence, make me feel smol

Be a roider with ED who can never satisfy her

I've had girls do that already at the gym lol. A jailbait girl with her dad was biting her lips while giving me fuck me eyes sitting across each other

FYI he was telling a sad story about his sick mother and she was trying not to get emotional.

Be yourself

I usually have to engage them in conversation and turn them on with "the sauce".

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This

based bbc poster

You know, after viewing so much porn I now realize there are certain "porn directors" who legit make women orgasm hard. They are legit women who are turned on and vaginally dripping for sex for this white man who has a low bodyfat cut jaw, 6 pack, 180lbs+, 6 foot, 8 inch thick cocked man.

I will never be like that

>tfw literally all of those no kidding

What the fuck is up with all these posts for the British Broadcasting Center?

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Tfw you will never have WW looks at ypu

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Lol she's probably wondering why he isn't wearing a shirt

Not with that attitude, you won't

>legit

kek'd, but it's corporation you dumbass

be chad as fuck.

Coping lol

>not understanding what he said

MORE

wait actually? is this the official lore behind the whore reporter and lobster Chad?

Imagine being so salty

SEETHING!

nothing to be salty about, I'm a girl. I just happen to think black guys' dicks look disgusting, like excrement

kys and hope you get reincarnated as someone better looking this time

>that lip bite
>quickly looks away embarrassed after realizes how long she was staring at him

This will never happen to me.

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holy shit

Whats that

t. black guy

>GOYED.COM

just fkn lol if you think this is a mire

Happens to me sometimes.
Best tips I can give you are be 6'4, decently handsome (literally good eyes is all you need) and ottermode

Is this the fabled Chang?

in case you're not joking:

Big Black Cock

>I'm a girl.
timestamp

>be 6'4
How bout 5'4 friendo or better yet just kill me

*Big Bavarian Cock

Big bloat cock

Its a final evolution Chang known as Yang

based bloatmaxxposter

Yes.

Also requesting more.

what if I'm not bavarian?

yeah i think he was talking about his dead mum
there's a video of it somewhere, i remember the bodybuilder is welsh but i cant remember any other details

agreed, a BIG BRITISH COCK is what every woman craves

kek

Post tits nigger

>attending medschool
>have to change before we do our rotations
>usually have separate changing rooms for both sexes
>begin cardiology rotation last week
>cardio dept. has unisex changing room
>never really stopped cutting when summer finished
>sub 8% bf at 180lbs
>first day show up to change
>changing room is almost full
>qt I have had a crush on for years is there
>casually take shirt off
>Dude next to me goes "Holy fucking shit user"
>everyone in the changing room looks at me
>smirk and hit the zyzz pose
>a whole bunch of qts are fidgeting/biting lips/ etc
>go into a most muscular and a few of them come over to touch my pecs while going wooo
>hit them with the 3/4 back double biceps
>see my crush's eyes go wide
>finish with the lat spread
>they start cheering
>put scrubs on
>bow
>leave without saying a word
>few days later bump into crush at popular city club
>we fuck

this made me feel

big if true

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Well at least you have that great story of success to tell everybody about for the rest of your life.

seriously, what do you gain from lying to anonymous strangers on the internet?

can second that feel and check'd

>doesn't believe people make it

You're on the wrong board buddy, plenty of guys in the CBT threads have good enough bodies to pull shit like that off. It isn't hard to impress non lifters.

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Dude, fat girls do this shit all the damn time.
And it does actually happen more often than you'll know, you're just never looking. Would you ever make a fucking face when you're looking at a girl and her body when she's looking at you, and you two aren't friends or something on some personal level?

Wat the hell is wrong with you dipsticks? YOU won't notice it because you wouldn't be looking. Most girls not looking at you in public, have probably already looked, more than once perhaps, and won't keep looking if they're polite and mature...

Imagine being this salty

it doesn't work that way Elliot

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ayyy here we go

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Grow a brain, faggot.

What does a black box have to do with anything?

source?

>i have to achieve this mode
It's not a "mode." He's good looking. You aren't, or this would already be happening. There is no "face day" at the gym.

This one is the best

Let's be fair. Getting down to a good bf% will improve a person's facial looks. Beyond that it's pretty well hopeless though.

Oh my god, she's cumming just from looking at him!

Not how roids work bro.

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You are COMPLETLY right.BIG BAVARIAN COCK is known to be the ONLY one to be able to COMPLETLY satisfy any women. In fact women all around the world CRAVE the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. They ALL lust to be CONQUERED by a REAL dick and openly fantasize about it EVERY day, to be just ONCE fucked as a REAL women. NOTHING else rivals the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. Women like these were BORN to SERVE the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. Their first instinct is to be BRED by the BIG BAVARIAN COCK, to give BIRTH to their children.

have extensive cervical lordosis, weak scauplar protractors, and resulting hunchback

burn the coal, and pay the toll you disgusting class-less whore

i got a juicy one for y’all
>be at this popular eating place in college town
>place is packed on a friday night
>drunk girl goes up and says she lost a bet, and has to take a bite out of one of our burgers
>says she’ll give a kiss to the gentleman who gives her burger
>all my friends volunteer me cause im a sperg
>”i guess”
>she takes a fatass bite
>returns to her table
>didn’t get a kiss
>friends jokeingly suggest i go up and bite one of their burgers
>awkward laughing
>joke is forgotten
>i didn’t forget
>i forcefully kick my chair back as i gather up the courage of all my aesthetic gods
>walk up and take off my baseball tee
>with my burger for some reason
>put foot up on empty chair and take an extremely slow bite as i captain morton
>as i finish bite i see girls look at me in surprise, excitement, and confusion all at on once
>entire time the people in the restaurant were staring
>plot twist is im 5’5 but shredded as fuck
250b/315s/385dl @ 145 lb
>probably will be one of the only times i get a mire cus im a manley but fuck it

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Jackmanleytv youtube.com/watch?v=nwilqASK5c0

the real G

>hit them with the 3/4 back double biceps

no theories on improving eye area? skin?? Jaw surgery? you bluepilled faggots

that's literally what's happening here though

kinda looks like assad