You said you're... "bulking"?

>Sir are you telling me you drink one gallon of whole milk every day?
>And you tell me you learned about this milkmad method on a chinese gay porn website?

>you have perfect health, and have the body of an athlete so whats the issue here? a what problem with your body...not being chad.... being a manlet.... preventing you from getting a gf?

kek'd

MAJOR IM BULKING UP

Thank you

>you eat a whole raw onion everyday?

Why would she take an x ray for that?

>sorry did you just say you're fucking a zebra?

On a serious note a lot of doctors are pretty retarded when it comes to weightlifting/bodybuilding.
A friend of mine went to his doctor and he told him to stop eating whey protein because of some bullshit about how cavemen would eat meat after a big hunt, and told him he has the ideal male body (he has been lifting for like 6 months)
Just because somebody is an expert in one field doesn’t mean they aren’t dumb about something else.

Kek

well no shit, medical practice is mostly immunology, not musculature

>Alright, user, time for your height measurement!

>i cant operate on this man. he's eaten too many onions. i made the first incision and the scalpel began to melt from the high concentration of molten testosterone pumping through his body

Holy shit, a surgeon who is able to form entire sentences!

Thank you, I haven't smiled all day.

>OMAD?!!
>IF?!

I tried to explain to a doc that I thought my body's test levels never recovered from taking SSRI drugs when younger, he said "no, no you have a beard , body hair and man's voice, you don't need test!" He literally had no idea what I meant, he thought as long as I didn't have Klinefelter syndrome I was fine.

>It says here you're..... bloatmaxxxing

There it is

>wait... three onions a day.....three RAW onions a day.

>Go to doctor
>get height measured
>168cm! Pretty tall!
RREEEEEEEE

got any source on SSRIs causing low test? And did you check your testestorone level or just casually think you are better informed than md?

>sorry did I miss hear you or did you say? twenty onions... and you say you found about this on Veeky Forums?

>it says here that the bleeding was caused by a..... Squat plug..?

>I've received numerous complaints from the nurses about these so-called "speed screeches" during your EEG

>any sexual activity in the past 12 months?

Are surgeons like the sexy jocks of hospitals?

Fren
Been stuck at 168 since I was 14. But at least I’m taller than my parents

She measures the dick bone

> stutters and denies homosexuality

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Y-Yeah of course hahaha

>Spend 8-20 years doing everything you can to keep people alive and healthy as realistically possible
>Some autist expects you to understand why exactly he's doing the generally not normal things he's doing to sculpt himself into a not natural specimen and has the audacity to get mad at you for recommending he doesn't do things that will shrink his lifespan and lead to problems in the long term

Let's be honest I'm down with body building and all but you should probably find a specialised doctor who's up on it too if you expect them to understand your specialised lifestyle

Yep. Docs are trained to deal with average people not athletes. That's why they're so surprised when extremely athletic people experience LV hypertrophy/dilation, abnormal EKG readings (inverted T-waves), etc. However, I draw the fucking line at refusing to give someone with 168ng/dL test TRT. It's kind of fucked up how many people I read/hear about who have to jump through hoops to even be considered for it. Like goddamn just give the men their test it's not hurting anything. I hear it's particularly bad in Australia. I'll be damned if buzzfeed boys try and lower the bar. Next thing you know the new "normal" range will be between 150 and 600.

can we reschedule this for later? I'm almost an inch taller at night

she could if you know what i mean

...

Kekd

Not him but i always thought this too. I took depression meds when i was 14 and 15 and now i habe the test at 161.

So you call this “Auschwitz Mode” and think that this could lead to anything positive?