Ok guys, since you fucked up and doomed the world by summoning a primordial god of chaos...

Ok guys, since you fucked up and doomed the world by summoning a primordial god of chaos. Let at least ask the divinity some questions?

Oh omniscient and great one did I pass my CPA Exams?

Did I pass?

Ur a faggot op

Oh omniscient and great one did I pass my Econ exam?

will i get a nice comfy cushy job in the near future

Oh might frog Should i lower the amount of volume im doing?

Rarararararareroll

am i gonna get better in life

Will I ever get to speak to that girl who goes to the computer room?

Will I achieve high test?

will i be happy in the future

will I be successful?

what about me?

Can I squat my way through this hemorrhoid?

Will I be able to bench 405 for a double this upcoming summer ?

Should I stay in uni or go in the army?

Reroll

rolll

are we all gonna make it?

Am I gonna make it brah?

RerollllllllloreR

Will my gym ever be free of the nigger hoards?

Is this a good idea?

Is there any point continuing to powerlift? I've been stuck at the same numbers forever.

if i ask her again next year, like she asked, will she be my fwb? the deer said yes.

will i ever get a female companion

is she actually interested in me or does she just like the attention?

O mighty Kek, I ask of thee, will I obtain a gf in 2018?

Am I high test

Reroll

Will I make it this time?

am i gonna make it brah?

o kek of all keks, will 2018 be a good lifting year for me?

will I ever stop being lonely?

noo, what have i done

Will I be taller than 5’10”

shhhiiiitttte.

will i get a gf next year?

will i make it

will i cut 15 pounds before january?

will i get taller?

will I ever fuck allison?

reroll

Does she like me

Will I get into nursing school?

oh mighty kek, is the job I want a good fit for me?

Will I see her again?

WILL I SEE HER AGAIN?!

Will I graduate this Friday?

Well should I at least try after the cycle?

Will I pass my Digital Image and Video Processing class??

How bout now after about 10 more minutes of studying??

Will Rebecca and I have a good time while we can be together?

Fucking hell

Will I make it into and have a good time in the marines?

Will I pass my subjs?

am I doomed to be that miserable cunt who hates everything and everyone?

Will things look up for me?

Will I be able to become a ChemE and make dough?

Fellow accountant here, haven't taken the CPA exam yet but I have to start studying soon. Just landed a spring internship tho

Will i get good at wrestling?

Will it end soon ?

Am I gonna kiss her?

Will I get taller?

asking again

Should I download tinder and bumble and make a concerted effort to go on some dates before break?

Should I download dating apps before Christmas break?

Holly frog of gainz, will I reach my goal and look good by next summer?

I thank your kindness kek, I shall lift in your honor.

Is there a flying car in the near future?

Can I make it?

Will I make great gains this winter?