Tfw she calls you "dude" in a text message

>tfw she calls you "dude" in a text message

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my girlfriend does that

Don't worry user I've been called dude and pal from girls before and I've still hooked up with them... they're very confusing

Shes cucking you

I've called her dude before. Who cares

whatever you say bud

I'll just go stick my penis inside her now

have fun foreveralone.jpg

>dude, your dick was so big!!! I can barely walk dude, i need an ice pack on my pussy, was the best sex of my life dude

Gf sent me that text. I feel your pain OP

and then I woke up

and did it again

And you were still dreaming? Inception!

>mfw called a girl 'buddy' in a text message recently

>mfw a colleague of mine calls his gf 'bro'

jesus christ sauce

i read this in a mans voice

Same

>tfw you call a girl that wants to fuck you dude

>absolute state of white """men"""

Funny because I call girls "dude" and they become more into me, especially in flirting

never had a gf :')

I only call girls "dude" that seem into me that I really don't want to sex

This board has me so terrified of being cucked I cheat on all my girlfriends so I won't be the one that gets cucked first

If you have a dream in a dream it means the dream in the dream really happened, but you've repressed it.

What a sad existence.

>ask her on a second date
>”sorry I’m can’t I’m really busy lately”
Only hurts a little

Have fun dying alone

Shes playing hard to get. Keep calling and texting her. Take selfies at the location of your first date whilst video streaming her.

Thank me later.

I do this just to piss her off

If I were more socially inept I would probably believe you.
Thankfully I’m just aware this is the polite way of turning someone down

>tfw every girl on bumble texts you the same fucking thing every fucking time
Roastie Holocaust when?

Yeah they all do the same to me as well. "Hey" or "What's up" or "how's it going". Such lazy openers. Pissed me off so much that I have taken a break from all dating apps

what do you guys expect? girls never have to do that shit

And they expect you to be a stand-up comedian/ most interesting man alive in your opening

you're gonna be running away from demons for decades user, i'm talking regrets at the bottom of a bottle or scotch glass when you're 50. I know older men like this, fathers of my buddies who were chronic cheaters and they're miserable and their wives are awful people because no decent woman would have them

This is for you user

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>tell shy qt oneitis that I'm into her and we should do something sometime
>"I'm sorry buddy, but I have a boyfriend"

It hurts lads. It hurts real bad

What did you expect? She would leave her boyfriend and fall into your arms after you confessed your love? You are deluded user, the real world doesn't work like that.

I didnt know she had a bf at the time

does this really irritate guys? My ex (we were in a definite, committed relationship) used to spaz every time I called him "bro" or "dude" but I don't really get why...that's just how I show I'm comfortable with you

Politeness is for virgins. Chads take what they want. Shes craving you to dominate her. Find out where she lives, it will show resourcefulness and persistence, qualities all females look for in potential mates. Leave notes on her car. This will make her feel wanted and intrigued.

Im speaking from experience. Either you pass on your genetics, by force if need be, or be forever lost to the primordial vaccuum of time.

Females can't be bros or dudes. Nor do they have the right to use these terms, which is why it makes males uncomfortable when they use it.

i call my gf a faggot

WAKE ME UP

das it mane.

i call my gf a soyboy

oh jesus I know this feel

I'm terrified of being on the receiving end, I literally can't go out without making out with at least one girl to make sure I seem like the powerful one to all of my friends, and to generally show off how easy it is for me (I'm a 6'3 model)

I know I'm a piece of shit don't @ me

>tfw you call up your regular escort
>"hey dude are you available today for 1 hour?"

>gf(male)

Dude is a gender neutral term.

FR dude.

I remember how good I treated my first few girlfriends and how much I trusted them. IDK if I can ever get back to that point, I've seen too much shit on the internet

You're starting to sound like a nigger

that girl has a serious case of the crazy eyes

Here's a convo I had
>hey wyd? Want to come over?
>Idk about that buddy
>Haha K C u round sweetie
>Ur so annoying!
>Don't respond
Next day she texts
>so what's up?
>Nm wanna hang out?
>Haha maybe after work pal
>K
Fucking maybes seriously piss me off but she comes over and I dick her. Probably going to drop her desu she does this shit all the time and I make it clear that I don't like it

>being this insecure
wew laddies, you need to grow up. agonizing about it and making yourself miserable isn't gonna do shit.

If you're letting insecure anons on a Inuit throat singing bulletin board dictate your life you're already cucked m8.

tfw fuckbuddy calls me dude

...

My "fwb" does this shit all the time. So fucking annoying.

You're trying too hard home-boy

Only if they're autistic

I was cucked, once. All it takes is that one time and it fucking warps you. It seeped into my mind then ripped the innocence, love, and ability to bond so unconditionally to someone. It tore me apart and what made it worse was that I had made her my life and identity as well our relationship. It will get you when you least expect it. Love is conditional with these girls, and genuine desire can not be negotiated. This is going to happen to every man in one way or another. All it did was confirm my own suspicions and turn me inward. Education, lifting, paycheck > girls.

I call my girl bro, dude, mate all the time.
Her response:
>hahaa yeh DUDE (laughing face)(winkyface)