/tomcat/ general

Can we get a tomcat thread going here? I have lolbigclaws but am struggling with developing the broad shoulders that tom cats are known for
>not there yet
>do another

>2014+3
>not going fluffmaxxx

Do you even nip bro?

O'malley was actually jacked.

I mean look at that neck.

I'm assuming you aren't declawed, right? Are you an indoor-outdoor cat or strictly indoors?

If you are allowed outdoors (or if you can escape lol) I highly recommend explosive tree climb+hangs. The idea is you sprint toward a tree and use your momentum to get as high up the trunk (ideally at least 8 feet) as possible, then hang for about 30 seconds before you go down to the ground.

If you are an indoor cat you can try this on furniture like a couch, it's not ideal since you can't get as much explosive height, but you can increase the reps to compensate.

>Raising another male's kittens
When will the cuck propaganda end?

are you guys all really cats?

Yes. This is me.

how long liftan?

will meowing really help my jaw? pic related is me

Thanks clawbro. Pic related was trying to help me last night, do you think I could program in tree hangs as well or would that be overtraining?

100% yes. I have major jaw gains after meowing literally all fucking day sometimes

It's all genetics, bruh.

YIFF in HELL

I'm only getting 20 hours of sleep. Should I say goodbye to my gains??

FUCKING PUSSIES, GET OFF MY BOARD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dogs are fucking MADE for the big black cat.

Nice quads

Yeah you can definitely incorporate both into your program.

Another thing I forgot to mention, if you have to do explosive furniture hangs, you definitely want to do it on leather furniture not cloth. One time I got a claw stuck in a cloth couch and was stuck there for like 20 seconds trying to get loose before my spotter picked me up and got it unstuck. (I slashed his arm with my claws afterward to make sure he knew he was a bitch faggot of course)

Who else /neutered/ here? I'm actually glad I got my balls removed. No longer distracted by thots, and don't get the urge to stop every 5 minutes during my workout to piss on everything. I'm essentially limited to the gains of a natty female, but luckily in our species muscle development isn't tightly regulated by testosterone output unlike other mammals.

cope harder nutlet

guys halp

I lmao4scooped the catnip but then was kept from working out

and now I sit here barely able to type and I can SMELL COLORS WOOHOO

Yes I'm natty, to all you catlets

What is up my fellow cats
Woof woof
I mean meow meow

how do I start?

:')

Not fat, just bulking. LMAO at you weakfags.

Rate my routine

>5x5 Sprints from couch to human's room
>5x10 Couch Claws
>3x10 Roars
>4xF Box Sits
>5x5 Biting The Hand That Feeds Me
>3x5 Pushing Shit Off the Counter

Also any cat who doesn't hit the gym before 3am is a pussy

think ur fucked?

>tfw u have 18 toes but all anyone sees is that ur a catlet

>be catlet
>post on Veeky Forums

how the fuck did you get out of the litter pit?

>they had to deepen the kittenpit at the gym in anticipation of the NYRers

can we get a /fat cat hate/ thread goin?

Don’t fall for the “box sits and couch claws work core enough” meme.

I’ve been experimenting with reverse planks lately 3xbiting anyone who tries to touch my belly

CB, what do you guys think?

Damn what's your diet like?

>owning a cat

Hello reddît

jealous he doesn't have this level of pussy game

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L O N D O N
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Do I fill out this sweater? Trying to look like a sick cunt at Christmas parties, what should I work on?

BRAAAAAAAAP

Eh, could use a cuddle or two around the midsection, but you could just spend the entire party hiding under the bed

For all you female (male) cats, if you trade away your eight extra lives to Purrlin then he can magic you into a catgirl!

Azu-nyan is mai waifu.

>clearly on gear

this is a blue board

lmaoing@ all the catlets, do you even hunt

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this is now a BLOATMAXX thread

twinkcels gtfo

to avoid being BLOATMOGGED get fed by a minimum of three neighbours at every meal

Didn't realize it was caturday already.

Oh well, which cat in the included pic is natty?

Pawlets BTFO!

Consider trimming, getting a bit too hairy user

I'm a munchkin not a fucking retard

look at this fat fuck

>woof woof
Get the fuck outta here, fido
Go be a cucked house sitter somewhere else

>owner declawed and neutered me

can i even overcome this? Live is hell they don't let me out at all so i spend my life in a tiny studio apartment

mfw when I'm the only nopoly in the room

Fuck you dude I just chuckled out loud in the locker room.

>2017
>Not training for Catlympia

I've been coming to fit for six years and this is the gayest thread I've ever seen. Congrats.

ok

Why are you on a Ukrainian pickle farming board then?

that cat kinda looks like kylo ren

Marathoning dozens of pictures of nearly-nude fit men tricks my brain into thinking there are men in my social circle who are fitter than me, if I don't do it I always get lazy and stop lifting. Yes I tried gay porn, it wasn't the same.

But y'all douggies are pretending to be cats, I'm pretty sure that's technically a bannable offense.

Prove you are not a cat then.

They dogged you. No way back may as well start wagging the tail and lick the hand that feeds.

I don't eat my own ass.

Whats better with pancakes? Purina cat chow or Whiskas?

What the fuck has happened to /fit?

>not eating your own ass

>hairlets btfo

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2 lbs fresh salmon, 2 goats and 3 lbs onions per day

I have to share a cage with this fat ass

This is your body on GOMAD

Can persians post too?

How do I fix my grip strength? Claws are sharp enough but the hair tufts on my palms ruin any chance of a LMAO1BW climb.
Last time I tried, the english short next door laughed at me. I fucked him up tho so it's all good.
>hairlets

Is the sofa in shreds, /catnon/? If not then you're not sharpening enough, you really need to shred all the furniture as often as you can

Did someone say Tomcat?

>Veeky Forums

>never going to make it