Veeky Forums Recipe guides

HMU

why is this Veeky Forums

why don't you just eat oats with fruits like a normal person

wasn't there some screencap of a bitch making shit cookies?

I have a lot. I'll post my favs that I make regularly

>SOY SAUCE
oh shit user pls

Personally I put Sriracha

These are good

Similar to OP, but better. I don't add raisins because I'm not 5 years old

Nice snack, also I can make them for other people because they don't really taste like "health food"

Not technically a recipe, but a handy guide nonetheless

Same idea, but with pics because apparently some people on this board can't fucking read

>only one egg
not gonna make it

I've made that one regularly, and I honestly didn't realize it called for soy sauce until now. It's just fine without it.

That's all the recipes I have and by that I mean phone posting sucks and my computer is too far away

Eh, fuck it. Have this last image for good luck

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serious paint skills

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thx, saved.

i don't eat enough clearly

Are there any extreme low calorie guides?

I'm thinking of going back on a 1000 calorie diet for three months.

>1000 calorie diet for three months
thats like 11 calories per day, extreme as fuck

1. make sure most of that 1000 is fat
2. followed by protons
3. Keto (no carbs)
4. when hungry, eat veg until no longer hungry unless it's time to eat.

Looks like my cats turds after they covered it in litter.

>1000 calorie diet for three months
Welp - you're eating whey protons, eggs, and fucking celery. Anything else and you'll drop tons of lean body mass and/or gain a nutrient deficiency.

Or - alternatively - you can run a 500kcal deficit like the rest of the fucking modern world

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this is fucking stupid.
more than half of these aren't good for you.

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bitch less, contriboot moar

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my contribution to these threads

100% positive he did that change by being a fat ass and eating pancakes

>cooks his allium
Delete this post and remove that image from your hard drive.

How the fuck do I make honey mustard marinade that doesn't end up burning my chicken breasts on the grill? Is there any way to use honey mustard sauce and save some of the trouble so I can spend more time snorting my creatine?

>Splenda

People don't unironically follow Veeky Forums advice do they?

Alright, how many of these things are just gonna make me shit my pants?