This bloatlord is blocking your path

Only correct answer

Someone make a chad bloat stroll vs the virgin beta jog

EVERYTHING IS STRENGTH TRAINING

Jesus fuck thats probably the comfiest video on youtube

>fat cunt
I hope you are trained in walking

Can someone explain to me why is this video so kuch fun to watch? I'm on my 12 cycle of watching it already feel the test boost

twinkcels cant into 205kg walk training

B L O A T W A V E

Respectfully ask to pass

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youtube.com/watch?v=TuxfvvCdebk

>no seatbelt

he has too much inertia anyway, it'd be useless

yfw the lack of seatbelt kills him before his heart does

>ywn ride with bloatlord on your side with the comfy bloatwave tunes

;_;

>205kg walking training
And people bashed on Mori Buntarou for doing it with a 20kg backpack saying he'd blow his knees.

LIVE IT

Did he run a red light in the video?

There's over 200kg of Grizzly in that car he would have needed to start breaking half a mile back to stop in time.

This. His passenger is most likely bloated over 160kg as well, since no twinks are allowed in the bloatmobile. Combined that's well above the 5 person limit of a car, and it's a small one as well.

>bloatmobile

Kek hardest

go for a pizza then come back and LIVE IT

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>that thread..

kino video

Play my pokeflute to get by

youtube.com/watch?v=A-dCnWLw2zc
even though his cardio is clearly shit it does look like he hits like a freight train

Ez

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=nGkQNzmD5O0

A E S T H I C

The madman actually did it.

Power doesn't mean anything. Eddie Hall can't fight for shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=ln0G4Py3zQ4

Why do you force this faggot on us?

Fuck you

Eddie hall doesn't train for fightan though.
You can clearly see he's never ever sparred before, he just instantly lets his guard down and goes full amateur punching mode.

this video actually shows how much size DOES matter, eddie is a shit tier boxer but he can still manage to deal with this guy because of his size.
imagine this same fight taking place after 5 boxing lessons for eddie? he will chew this guy up

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34 posters, everyone is laughing except you faggot

Get in my car and drive around him. It should only take 20min.

Never Change- Kled Mone

youtube.com/watch?v=bFT6xsAb4u0

Not that user but thank you, I narrowed it down to Kled Mone from the rds info but couldn't find the track.

He looks like Bobby Bacala from The Sopranos...

I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING
I DID WHAT I COULD

BUT I'LL... NEVER CHANGE FOR YOU

literally just run away. I would like to see a video of him trying to do any sort of cardio.

>not aware of BLOATLORD 205kg walk training
Cope harder, twink

>walk training

Whats his top speed? 5mph? His running is probably slower than my speed walking.

oil tankers go around half the world
jetskis can't even leave the bay

>His running is probably slower than my speed walking
Just stop dude, you would get absolutely MOGGED

Tbf, all his power and fighting training has to be considered pretty intense cardio at his weight. Furthermore he usually trains in a high rep range. All in all I say you would have to look very hard to find a better conditioned guy at over 200kg than grizzly

That's an amazing analogy

i legitimately cant tell if you fucks are being serious. This guy might be strong as fuck, ill give him that. But he is obese as fuck and would probably break his knees after 5 minutes of running.

his earthquake inducing bloatsteps would snap your twink spine in half faggot

umm try again sweetie

youtube.com/watch?v=9aRUuZDykPk

youtu.be/meVnJzHDziU?t=41s

Dreamerbulk to 206kg

for someone who isnt trained at fighting hes pretty decent and with that power no doubt in my mind he could kill a huge majority of the population

>oil tankers go around half the world
jetskis can't even leave the bay

>leg pressing the worldx40

We've reached peak BLOAT

streamable.com/mxfln

bloatkino

kek

yfw you will never cruise through greece with Bloatlord listening to dank tunes

live it

Ask him if he'll take me to the beach.

youtube.com/watch?v=X6Dynvzr5LY

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>look at him he’s heading right for that small moon
>that’s no moon, that’s a bloatlard
>it’s too big to be a bloatlard
>Ivegottabadfeelingaboutthis.jpeg
>turn the ship around
>yeah I think your right
>mfw

SWITCHBLADES, COCAINE
GRIZZLYBEARCLIQUE MAKE A HOE SHAKE
BLACK FUR BLACK COAT
GRIZZLYBEARCLIQUE IN THE BACK HOE
SWITCHBLADES, COCAINE
GRIZZLYBEARCLIQUE TILL MY SOUL TAKE
BLACK JEANS, HALF BLACK HOES
GRIZZLYBEARCLIQUE IN THE CASTLE

YOU SAY YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL
I SAY YOU'RE A LIAR
CAUSE HOW COULD A GOOD GIRL
LOVE A BLOATLORD

That's from white wine though

I ask him what it's like to truly LIVE IT
youtu.be/H9xnpLQRs5g

lmao

Eddie Hall doesn't have the world's fastest hands 205kg+

youtube.com/watch?v=e7Po3iGpfoY

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>Hop on scale
>>FULL
That look of satisfaction he has is amazing. One day I will achieve bloatmode.

>TWINKS MOGGEDTFO
How will they ever recover?

holy FUCk lmao how will twink faggots ever recover????

this made my day better.

Having watched the video at least 30 times myself allow me to offer my analysis. One of the reasons this video is so great is that each time the camera pans to or from the bloatlord (0:03, 0:20, 0:37) the music shifts perfectly in time. When you truly LIVE IT, even music is not immune to your gravitational pull.

Never change - kled mone
life is always better when you are driving listening to kino with a bloat

daily reminder that you have to live it

>The bloatlord tanker chad

r8 my bloatsnack

You're gonna bloat it bro.

this thread is amazing, i will bump and hope someone else sees it too

put an offering of 3 TV dinners as tribute

mirin bloatsnack

Shit dudes! let's get a track going, any /mu/ fags here?

Cool video.

Even when the camera pans away from him and the music doesn't shift, you can still catch his girth in the rear view mirror.

>B L O A T invades the twink island
>enslaves and takes all of their profits
>just as the prophecy for told
m.youtube.com/watch?v=qj6a7CPT5hM

Fuuuuuuuarrrrrrrkkkkk