Own up - which one of you did this?

Own up - which one of you did this?

No one heres that much of a chad

Mike is
>1) Alpha as fuck
>2) Able to get girls to talk to him on Bumblr
>3) Super attractive, because if the wasnt attractive the girl wouldnt care she got rejected

so clearly no one from this place

>implying
the guy sounds like a troll who made a fake profile just to insult women because he's a bitter virgin

Chad? Never heard of him. Mike is our guy now.

CHAD
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A
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>Salma Hayek reveals Harvey Weinstein stalked her an forced her to do a lesbian sex scene after she refused to insert a lightbulb into his anus and kick him until it broke
>insert a lightbulb into his anus and kick him until it broke

Also,
Why were you reading through tabloid shit in the first place?
Why would anyone care about someones bumble conversation?

prob some guy from /r9k/ with some bants

lol it's like getting turned into soap and lampshades was just some sexual projection oy fucking vey

Sounds like a Catfishman inspired troll.

Didn't notice Kek

>She is so desperate she has to make up lies like this

M I K E
I
K
E

>t. Dried up roastie

Im on day 11, i gotta go to work man. So far i love this guy. I hope he ends up killing the roasties in increasingly dramatic deaths.

Fucking keked

How is this news? Fucking state of journalism these days

I wonder what they would've thought of Zyzz.

>The virgin Chad
>The misogynist Mike

What a load of horseshit.

Why is this news

>sorry babe but mike pumper has to move on!

holy fucking shit, worth the read

>woman got a mean message on a dating site
is now a newsworthy occurrence. Let that sink in.

Well when you think about it like that...

Some of the best content I've read in a while.

this
virgin larpers on this site going whoop-whoop while they can't hold a women's eye for a second IRL, topkek

I didn't came here for these feels...

Why does this make the news? How does it become a story? Did she call the police or something?

Im cringing out of my mind at this incel garbage

>UK

the guy is probably in custody already

This is news?

>SEETHING

This guy is just doing Zyzz's bit from 6 years ago. Why is it news?

Found the fat chick, guys

This

There was a guy who got arrested for making a joke about a helicopter crash in Glasgow recently

Free speech literally is not allowed here, at least Americans hold this as a core value

looks as if shes the one getting blasted here
lel

Wont make it not incel garbage buddy :]

exactly my thoughts, a girl only gets assblasted mad like this when she gets denied by someone she wants hard.

there is no free speech in america.

fucking kek

When was free speech ever a thing in the UK? We don't have it here. We never did. Idiots have seen it on American television and just assume it applies to them.

They assume that if Americans have a good thing, that they got it from UK

This.
That girl has 100s of other dudes messaging her, she could just move on to one of them and be happily married with kids. But no, Mike was the one.

She's probably the type of girl who has "swipe left if you're under 6 feet" in her profile.

godfucking dammit

day 4 atm, laughing my ass off

>mean

It's not even 'mean' senpai

If I remember correctly, I think that dating app like tinder except only girls can send the first message.

Probably the prime app to find desperate 5/10s to be fair lmao

>She's probably the type of girl who has "swipe left if you're under 6 feet" in her profile.

There's nothing wrong with this, manletto.

>She's probably the type of girl who has "swipe left if you're under 6 feet" in her profile
She wants to date men, after all

how is this possibly news?

Legbeard loser bitches consume bullshit "news" like this like it's candy.

They want the views, they give them the trash ego stroke.

1+1=2

>from kent
In the bin it goes.

...

>all these people who've just seen catfishman
Wew lad

>Why is it news?
Most people know how to pronounce Mike.

Now that you mention it, that does seem to be the real story here.

Yeah, and Mike wants to date a real woman not some skinnyfat girl who will be fat by the time she's 30

>bitter virgin
Why's that always the go to insult? People need some new material.

>he reads the dailymail
faggot confirmed

>>insert a lightbulb into his anus and kick him until it broke
why is everyone ignoring the real story?
She should have destroyed that pig's anus!

Friendly reminder that when Tarantino directed Dusk to Dawn, he actually, literally, unironically made Salma Hayek do a femdom foot fetish scene.

Dunno why Harvey didn't just write the light bulb scene into the movie