Left or right? Explain in complete sentences

Left or right? Explain in complete sentences.

left big right small left good right bad

Left.
You can lose weight, but cant gain height.
MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>6ft
>5'11

I want them to kiss
>no homo

How do you do. The gentleman on the left is of the ordinary and proper size for an adult male. Being fully mature, he has over 100kg of fat-free mass, which allows him to fight off encroaching animals as well as move large objects like logs, bales, and stones, impressing potential mates by demonstrating his value as a protector and provider. On the right we find a specimen that is developmentally stunted--or perhaps hereditarily degenerate. The traditional term for such a small man is "manlet." Despite his lower body fat percentage the manlet has nothing close to the ordinary man's muscle mass and absolute strength. He will attempt to correct for the difference through deceptions such as "pound-for-pound strength," which do more to delude other manlets with false hope than to fool females, less intellectual creatures who trust their eyes and their instincts. Another manlet strategy is to signal virility through self-adornment and stylizing of the hair, but this typically fails, signaling not that the manlet is a high-value mate, but that he is a homosexual and thus even more to be avoided. Such behavior has been noted since the time of Cicero, who also reports that small men tend not to learn from their failures, making them a perennial nuisance from whom can be drawn no appreciable benefit. In the proudest days of antiquity, before the decadent periods, gymnasia had special pits in which men of sub-standard height could be quarantined while the ordinary men performed their exercises. I, for one, believe this is a most prudent custom men of our age would do well to reinstate. I hope this has been edifying for you all. Good day.

Dis niga rite

This.

even his nipples are staring him down

Guy on the right will be faster and can run circles around the guy on the left.

left guy is the best bench presser in the world so yeah...

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guy on the right benches like 240kg at like 60kg bodyweight maybe 70kg

>Manlets, when will they learn?

Whats the name of the guy to the left? I need it for research.

Sarychev's a pretty cool dude so I'll say left. I'm not even saying this because he holds a world record in the raw bench press.

Is right the guy from TDEP?

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>Being tall was advantageous in caveman times

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I would rather be the guy on the right, because I drive a Honda Civic and wish to continue to be able to fit inside of it. And he's got dynamite pecs, no homo.

I got a Googlewhack trying to find the tall ancient people from Joe Rogan Experience #1050 - Dr. Shawn Baker.
Who were they?

Red pill me on going CARNIVORE chaps.

>YFW almost every man on the planet has the genes to be 6'+ but long-standing multigenerational social issues, diet/sensitivity inconsistencies, and childhood disease have stunted the growth of all but the 14% or so that make it

It's so depressing. I could have been a man-mountain. I could have loomed over my smaller brethren and smashed them to my deep, sweaty breast in an ursine embrace of both dominance and love. I could have powered my hulking body down fields, outmaneuvering, smashing through foes, bring pride to my family name, proving the worth of both flesh and spirit. I could have changed the light bulb without a step stool.

Why me, Fate, do you choose me as groom for this most wretched of your offspring?

and? 330 kg bench trumps all, bodyweight ratios ain't shit
there's a shitton more men on this planet that can bench 240 than 330 (which one person can do)

Left. Because. Reasons.

>multigenerational social issues
holy shit looks like the left's next certified victim group is manlets
>I'm not really shit-tier
>it is but a ruse
>someone will have to pay

Does the idea that humanity causes most of humanity's problems hurt your feefees?

>asks board to "Explain in complete sentences."
>Asks, 'left or right?'
You stupid cunt.

I'd watch this porno

Stuff it, Skinner. I'm the teacher, I make the rules.

you'll die young and your food will be bland

meat tastes awesome though?