/mirin/ thread

Sup boyos, been needing some motivation, so share your latest and best mirin stories in this thread, you know how it is

>my mom noticed my neck and trap gains and called me hulk

>made eye contact with a girl
>she totally wanted to fuck

only other guys mire me

fat girl grabbed my chest and then my dick in the club last weekend

I have a relative who is an athlete and body builder.
He pulls she easy he complains on normiebook that he can't find a nice girl who doesn't immediately want to jump his bone

*so easy

>Hairdresser asked me if I'd been working out

Such a small thing, but just to have your efforts recognised is such an almighty feel. Gave me a great motivation boost.

Has a grill tell me “I don’t usually like big guys but you’re really handsome”
Except mfw I still feel like the anorexic skeleton 145 pound twig I was in high school even though I’m pretty sure I’m crossing into the territory where I’m getting too big for my goals

>I’m crossing into the territory where I’m getting too big
you can never get too big

W-what if I’m lifting for girls....

>not ripped, buff, etc but I am fit.
>God tier cheekbones/eyes use to be a 6/10 till I lost weight the turned to at least a 7/10
>grateful as fuck for it
>get mired everywhere I go
>especially when couples walk by see the girl staring/mirin hard while her "man" tries to get her attention by hugging /kissing her or W. E
>kek to the max
>still give her a smile and receive one back

Only problem is I look a little mad (natural face lmao) so usually when I walk by a grill I always see them staring at me by the corner of my eye and when I look back while NOT trying to look angry they almost immediately look down or away baka.

incel delusions: the post

>Lost weight (around 40 lbs)
>had a girl invite herself over to my house (I spaghetti'd super hard but nothing unrecoverable)
>had another girl say "I feel so small next to you" even though I had only been lifting for a month at that point
>more girls in general approach and talk to me

We're all gonna make it brahs

why do you keep posting this girl, only her tits are great but her face looks fucking stupid

>older lady coworker keeps bothering me to get a drink with her
>one night accept and go to bar
>her friend is there and they are talking about how young and hot I am
>ask me to lift my shirt up
>they freak out touching my abs giggling

It would be a shame to never know this feel

>old mexican guy at work said “Hey! Clark Kent!” when I walked by a couple weeks ago (I immediately thought, “Batman?”)
>did it again yesterday

Is he trying to fuck?

umad that ur girl wants me

>her face looks fucking stupid
yikes, what a faggot

My first mire was last night and it was by a guy

hmmm

>went to the pub after a good chest session
>Having some beers with my m8s
>Saw this girl mirin and batting eyelashes
>Looked back at her a few times too
>m8s went out for a smoke
>She came and sat beside me
>Made small talk for a while
>Ends up telling me she's a single mother
>Abort.exe
>Tell her I gotta go see my friends outside
>Come back in and ignore her

I'm not dealing with that shit fellas

>fat cheeks
>kike nose
>fat lips
>retarded eyebrows

Are they hot?

>not putting your entire arm inside of her milf bagina and making her moan like a puppet

never gonna make it

>wearing compression pants cause they're comfy
>went to gf's house
>as i'm getting water shes standing behind me talking about work
>literally stops mid sentence and stutters when she sees my quads and glutes

feels great

instagram.com/anneleeze

I've lost about 80 lbs since May. I finally bought some new clothes a few weeks back.

Saw a friend on Monday who I haven't seen since August. She said I am disappearing.

Yesterday I taught an after school club. We haven't met for the past few weeks. When this students saw me they flipped out.

It's pretty motivating to get big reactions like that. Maybe once the fat is gone I'll get an actual mire, though.

how did it feel?

Nice job, man!

>i'm literally a faggot
>i'm literally a faggot
>i'm literally a faggot
>i'm literally a faggot

Do career day for daughters school. Talk to 7th graders about engineering. Never realized how obvious younger girls are. Passing notes giggling with permanent smiles the whole time I talked.
Fast forward a couple days a boy messages me on Facebook to tell me thanks for presenting at school. I think cool I got someone interested in field. Goes on to tell me how all the girls said how hot I am that's all they talked about.
Good confidence boost but don't know if I got anyone interested in engineering.

You're getting some shit from other anons but I agree with you

Why do we live... Just to suffer?

on the dailee

11/10 she only does big guys

wtf does a boy message grown man?

Don't know he looked me up on Facebook.

You're a big guy

He's mirin brah, gay mires still count

Uglylet found

Yeah I didn't think of that.

>Hanging out with GF's friends
>Another couple, friend is pretty cute but her BF is a soyboy manlet
>Known them for almost two years
>Started lifting shortly after meeting them
>So has her BF, see him at the gym from time to time
>He does what he feels like when he's at the gym, never consistent and his sets are never the same
>Be hanging out couple weeks ago, she comments on how much bigger iv gotten over the years
>Soyboy manlet just looks fatter than usual, sits there in silence as his women praises me
>Asks me to flex my arm, feels up my bicep and turns beat red
>See her from time to time while in town, she just keeps smiling at me and blushing
>See soyboy at gym, he's been going hard since the bicep experience

I'm gonna see where this goes, GF has noticed as well and seems to be enjoying it. Wish me luck lads.

Started back at the gym last month after a 18month hiatus. Muscle memory is kicking in and I'm quickly growing back to my old size.
People all around me are mentioning my muscles and I've been called a big guy a few times.
And I got a coffee date Monday with a cute indian chick. Things are running smooth.

>at beach with couple mates
>using the public shower rinsing myself off
>notice a girl who looked away as soon as I was done
>grab my board and walk towards the street passing behind her to her right while she's looking at me from the corner of her eye
>keep going then look back and see she's still turning her head around just enough to see me walk out
felt good knowing it was definitely not just a coincidence this time, but she must have been like 15

Probably. You want his chorizo, don't you?

I miss being a 20 yearold dumbass

You should help him.
A real man raises people up, not pushes them down.

Breh single mommies need a good fisting every once and a while too

This.
Chad's are the virgins' and soyboys' friends. In order to truly make it, you also help others on their journey.

I've tried, I lent him my copy of Starting Strength, he's had it for almost a year. It's under more books in the same spot. I've sent him endless links to good information, gave him tips at the gym. He wont listen to anyone, and starting half a year ago he just spends 90% of the time on his phone when we're all hanging out looking at meme pictures on facebook.

This
>shit bro you look HUGE. what supplements do you take?
As i try to ignore them and get a girls attention who is talking to a chad
Daily reminder to work on your personality boys

Noticed wife mirin me during workout. I'm not fit, but I lost 19kg recently, so....

Pic pls.

Dumb. Should have fucked her at least.
Kek.

good job m8.
do not even validate her with your attention, let alone soil yourself by touching her.
roasty single moms are destroying society and the sooner we go back to the days of burning them at the stake for being floozies and witches, the sooner we can actually start reviving western civilization.

those other anons are just thirsty betas, who would willing destroy the works and traditions of their great fathers just to stick one pinky in a femoid's pooper.

>be on the way home from gym
>it's winter so can't see muh pump
>got big sports bag on my side so it's obvious I was just hitting the gym
>eating a huge sandwich on the way to the bus
>8/10 blonde qt 3.14 coming my way
>I am literally shoving a sandwich down my throad
>she starts smiling shyly at me and says 'hello' while having in ears plugged in so she can't even talk

good save

Reposting from the other thread

> uni gym chest day
> finished hitting some bench
> time for DIPS
> some girl is doing assisted on the weight station
> ask her if I can work in
> do dips with a 25kg plate
> she tells me I'm strong
> bring another 25kg plate and do 8 reps
> omg user you're so strong
> talk for a while
> want to get her # but too beta
> see her there the next day
> come up with some bullshit excuse like asking for hamstring stretches
> she gives me her fb, I ask her out for friday and she says yes
> dipped my way into a date

Literally never kissed a girl or had sex at 22,dunno how to kiss. Date is tomorrow. How do I not sperg hard?

>wtf does a boy message grown man?
>He's mirin brah, gay mires still count

It's perfectly normal for young men to look up to older men. Young boys need role models. That's why since childchood boys ware told storries of heros/warriors/knights/sailors/soldiers... You automatically assumed it's homosex, because we live in sexualised era, era where boys are no longer tought how to be men by older males.

ask her shit about her, keep lifting talk to a dead minimum

God be with you bro

>God tier cheekbones/eyes
>only a 7

are you retarded?

I agree with you about her big nose and her eyebrows.
your other complaints make me think you're a faggot however.

>dipped my way into a date
>My date? Albert Einstein.

Fuck ya she did, begging for it. What a whore

Be confident. Be fucking confident. Lost my virgo at 24. Here's my pasta from other thread. Good luck.

>There is some truth to that, though. Im an ugly fuck, when I started to pretend I'm confident, I finally was able to date & got laid.

>For example - on one of the first dates girl had this shirt that showed of her boobs. I kept staring at them from time to time, but didn't say a word.
>After the date (which was a faliure) we still chated for a short wile, and only then I complemented on how sexy her breasts looked in that short.
>And than, much to my suprise, she replied:
>"Damn, user, why the hell didn't you say anything IRL?!". She was clearly dissapointed that I didn't, I obviously fucked up my chance for at least some making out.
>Learn, brothers. Learn from other anons mistakes.
>Try to learn to pretend you're confident. It's the fear of rejection that makes us afraid of being more agressive.

>"AT LEAST a 7"

wasn't trying to brag lol, if you ask some they'd probably tell you otherwise. being atleast a 7 is good anyways comparing normal people on a daily basis.

>getting haircut
>hair cutter and person waiting talking about florida or something
>finish haircut and stand up to pay
>guy waiting says I'd fit right in Miami, all in shape and what not

It was just some random guy but it's better than nothing.
never had a girl mire me in my life, idk where to even meet women.

>thinking cheekbones/eyes alone makes someone an 8 or a 9
What is jawline
What is nose
What is ears
It all has to come together

>be outside vaping
>gay homeless dude in the distance starts yelling, how cab you be so happy?

>outside AA meeting, vaping
>girl cones up, gives me a hug and then starts feeling me up
>have me her number after the meeting

-Fucking made it bros

There's a girl in my group of friends that used to say i was hot.
Also in that same group i had a girl mirin me while we all smoked hookah

Too bad they are both ugly(for me) and don't share my thoughs on politics, also fat.

Go to a high populated area. Downtown, the mall, etc. Go alone if ur tryna meet chicks my friends that i hang out with would probably do some stupid shit something and wont end up getting lucky lol

Hold on a second, you do dips with 50kg between your legs?

fuck off reddit

yes

Ok. I'll pretend to be chad and get as far as I can

An uglylet would be someone with an insufficient amount of ugly

But then what? Like say I go to a mall, what the fuck do I do in a mall to pickup girls. That shit scares the hell out of me.
Plus I'm like a 5.5/10 on a good day. Extremely average height so I don't stand out at all. Not ugly enough to get people looking at me, not good looking enough to draw attention. Practically a fucking ghost anywhere in public.

it's better to say "I'm sorry" than to ask fo r permission

It's kinda like in economy - supply & demand.

If you let her notice you want her, her stocks will go up (she will be less interested in you).
If you pretend like you don't care (to an extent off course, without acting like a dick) your stock value will go up and so will her demand for you.

Shit. Did I just sound like a chad-jew?

>Have god tier cheekbones
>One eye is smaller than the other AND SLANTEd
Just fuck me up

Just gauge it out & get a pirate eyepatch. 100% more sexy.

...

who is this..please

I have other mire stories but this is my most recent mire
>be lifeguard at large gym chain pool
>about 1pm on weekday aka fucking empty
>mom and toddler only one swimming
>we have this one like mushroom thing in the middle of the leisure pool
>mom comes up to me
>"hey could you turn the thing on?"
> uhh idk how but i could ask my boss to
>*pushes her hair back* "o-oh you'd do that for me?" *smiles*
she mustve been mid thirties, i was really really confused by it cause she clearly must be a newlywed

I have never experienced this overload of attention earlier and this was a rare case of luck and timing.
>class moved to a different building today at uni (engineer master race has their own building)
>just returned from the gym session during long lunch, obviously showered too
>five min before class start
>go into the unknown building
>turns out the second floor is full of nurse students
>walk the stairs, listening to music
>wearing well fitted grey t-shirt
>walk down the hallway and see grills everywhere, everything between landwhales and qt 3.14
>see that a grill here and there watch me for a second or two and smile
>walk till the end of the hall and find out that I was on the wrong floor
>5 grills standing outside door at the end, waiting for class to start soon
>at least three of them turn their faces to me and smile while eye contact, making cute faces
>female contact overload in my head
>still not certain if it were mires, but it felt rather good anyway
>feels like a breeze of orgasms in my head
>i smile and take a seat in the hallway while they walk into their class
>get up hurry to my own class
I think I should return to this floor at uni, the female to male ratio is unbelievable and provides a ton of free female contact anytime. I feelt like Indiana Jones discovering a harlem in the middle of the jungle.

You wont get better at picking up chicks or talking to people with out getting out your comfort zone. Everybody hates it but its the only way to get better at shit. Find bitches in your league there and introduce yourself tell them they look good, be funny (not weird) and shit act confident.

Honestly lol

meant for

lmfao we all have our negatives bro my one of my eyebrows are bigger than the other. Just focus on improving what looks best on you

Maybe you can sort this out for me

>one lass always comes with her bf
>she does her shit
>he acts like shit
>fukken wannabee tough guy
>today she came alone
>I do my regular training
>after I have finished diddling and start squatting I notice something is off
>her break consists of watching me through the mirror from the other corner of the gym
>every single motherfucking set I can see her watching me like a cheetah getting ready to pounce
>I ignore it and continue with my shit

Here is the deal - do I tell the guy his gf is oggling me like a literal piece of meat? do I try banging her, because he is a douchebag and she is real qt? or maybe she is just watching me, because I am hideous and she is drawn to this as some /b/tards are drawn to gore/rekt threads?

>yes

Mirin

Don't tell the dude you fucking cuck.

Next time be more provocative, idk, bang her if you can if not be prepared to fight a wanna be tough guy.

It's best do to nothing in this situation. If you flirt he might not be wannabe tough guy anymore. If you tell him, same might happen.
Best would be flirt with him (just make sure its no homo) to make her want YOU more, then you flirt with her, easy.

Wtf nigga you don't have to stay with her just coz u fucked her, even if you tell her you will you can still ghost a bitch.

lol what's a cum fart zone? is that what you call your butt because it's the port where your body and the outside world exchange farts and cum?

well done bro, strong will will get you there one day

He’s right. She looks like a pouty sourfaced cunt.

>25th birthday October 2015
> Read online article says your 25th year is your peak year from there it's downhill
> Look in mirror 5'9 240 lbs
> Decide I'm going to commit to the gym no matter what for one year none of that motivational bullshit just consistency
> First day of gym I jump on those awkward af row machines that you lay down on
> Hear murmuring behind me turn around girl PT is laughing at my dumb ass struggling with lmao1plate
> Can't do pull ups, Can't do dips can't do a lot of shit
> Lose arm wrestling contest to a 140 lber
> That's it time to get srs mate.
> Start diddylifting, start squatting, start doing whatever dips I could.
>Snowballing effect starts taking place, (I start losing weight and gaining strength)
> Can do pull ups, can do dips, can squat with beautiful ATG form
> One day dishing out 365 x 8 - 4 sets with one minute rest on diddly no belt no straps catch that same PT trainer walking behind me trying to see how much weight I'm pulling
>finish diddlylift it's farmerwalk time
> fw 3 1/2 plate with 1 minute rest sweating like a motherfucker
> Trainer makes it obvious af she's mirin
> when Im done I go on a mile run I see trainer walking towards my machine smiling
> Touches my arm and tells me good job
> Confidence sky rockets
> a couple of months down my work schedule changes and I start coming in at 2 -3 am (after work)
> one day she shows up at the same time I do because I guess she has a client coming in early as well
> she starts talking to me and I'm on like 12th day of no fap no porn
> Fuck it just go for it lean in and make out
> we take it into her SUV put the seats down in the back an start fucking
> This is what I've been waiting for, lay her down and fuck her prone bone (she had an amazing ass guys) Bust the biggest fucking nut ever in my 26 years. I can still fap thinking to that day.

Doesn't sound like you wrapped up bro

It is not honourable behaviour by my standards
I would much rather fight him, then fuck her. This dipshit gets on my nerves every single time I see him. He yells, when he is on the phone, moves some bitch weights, stands in front of the mirror when others are using it for technique purposes, has imaginary-lat syndrome.

Ffffffffuuuuuuucccckkkkk

I totally despise that kind of guy, if he's really like that, then I agree with you.

So Fuck his girl then, it's sounding more like you want fuck him instead. Go up to him with your arms crossed be like hey buddy I don't think u would look tough with my dick in Ur ass huuh? If he tries scrapping you rape him in self defence get on top of him while hes on his back and pelvic thrust him (move alot because it will look more of a struggle realistically) while saying "I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU" that way when people are watching they would think your a hero and shit honestly

she has a bf and eventually they got engaged
I have a gf now and now she feels awkward around us, caught her talking to my gf one time though

Then what would you do?
Honestly now that im thinking about it, bitch ain't worth the fight or attention, she's mirin' you which means she isn't loyal and im sure she noticed you giving her attention, ignore them both, never look back.

no, you idiot. wrapped up your penis in a rubber bag.