Why aren't you eating herring, user?

Just bought a nice fillet of matjes herring. Not sure what I should have on the side, besides onion that is.

Mashed potatoes

One of the things I miss about being in Europe is their whack ass food
Best thing I ate there was a dönner and that was Turkish
T. Proud ethnic dutchnigger born and raised in America but have visited the Fatherland a few times

>One of the things I dont* miss about being in Europe
Fuck

Vegan.

Actually, can you make mash potatoes taste good without a whole lot of butter and whole milk? Can't really fit in the calories and especially the fats of a plate of mash potatoes I'd otherwise make.

>Ethnic dutchnigger
t. kanker neger

I am. Pickled herring or sardines everyday.

Yes
Just use heavy cream and cut a bit of the butter with some tallow or lard

Prefer trout or mackerel

Beat an egg or two into it. Also nutmeg.

>t. tasteless Arubanigger

>tfw the ikea cafeteria stopped selling the herring platter

I absolutely cannot digest it, don't know why

I actually like it, but if I eat some, I can't sleep the next night, constant stomach ache and feel like I'm going to puke but can't actually puke the ill away, even sticking fingers down my throat.
Really weird I know, but just the image makes me queasy now
All other fishes, no prob, actually one of my favorite foods

I fucking love herring though.

Sweden
Yes

its very hard to find in the UK for some reason. I try in the supermarkets all the time

I wanna cum on those eyebrows.

>Best thing I ate there was a dönner and that was Turkish
>Döner was invented in Berlin
>checkmate atheist

You should try different types, some are gross and some would surprise you and are not insanely fishy.

what gender is that thing

I'm norwegian
It's christmas time
they basically make us snort this shit already from kindergarten, it's lovely.
and with some boiled egg and parsley on the side too? hell yes.