Ok since you faggots went and doomed the world by summoning a primordial god of chaos...

Ok since you faggots went and doomed the world by summoning a primordial god of chaos? Let at least ask him some questions

Did I pass my CPA exams and do onions really boost testosterone production?

Do I need to start bulking again.

Will my leg be better by the time I get back from break

Is the OP a gigantic faggot who should become An Hero immediately?

Am I going to make it?

am gonna fuck the 3 girls?

...

Is my life a meme?

will i ever bench 1 pl8

YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

the answer lies in the heart of foursomes

will I get a gf ever

will i pass chem with a c

rip

is the internet causing my problems

will i get a gf?

Am I a big guy?

will i make it?

Should I try to get mystery girl's number

Will I get a gf in 2018?

Am I getting it in this weekend?

If you will it, lord kek

am i going to get a gf

does she want it

am i going to be swole and bench 3pl8

will this girl be as cool as I hope she is

gf?

Will I get my QT redheaded gf next year?

Should i do cardio

Wtf my man, should i do cardio

Will next semester be better?

Follow-up, will I start sparring next semester?

Fair response. I'm still a newbie.

Second follow-up, will I not be running for d-team during raceday?

Should I text her right now (I'm drunk)

Am I going to get under 90 kilos bodyweight ever?

Fair enough, that could go either way.

Third follow-up question, will I pass all my classes next semester?

Shame.

Fourth follow-up: will I get that mining internship?

>Did I pass my CPA exams

"Congratulations, you're an officially licensed beta cuck. You get to lick up all the sloppy leftovers from the alpha Chads money shots"

So should I just constantly recomp?

Yes. Thank you Kek.

Fifth follow-up. Will I fuck a girl this year?

am i actually gonna achieve something in life

Kek has spoken. Your life is a meme.

Okay. Guess we're on six.

Will I fuck a girl this year?

Am I starting to develop feelings for my fwb?

Will I ever make it?

Hmmm, okay. Going to rephrase the question.

Will I fuck a girl next year (2018)?

will i fucking make it?

fuck you, you dumb fucking frog, jokes on you I'm headed to my basement to set some fucking PR's you stupid fucking green turd.

Hope that doesn't mean I'll be fucking a trap.

Thanks for your time Kek.

Will I get an asian qt gf?

Will I get a qt asian or latina gf next year?

will it happen?

Will I get a gf next year?

get fucked

Will I hit 2 pl8 OHP in 2018?

will Veeky Forums ever return to it's former glory before someone let /pol/ loose?

Will I ever be big?

Will I clean and jerk 3pl8?

do i stay at this blazing shipwreck of a party?

how many people are there
is there alcohol
how many people are drinking

will i ever stop being depressed?