Fall for onion meme

broscience akshually works nigger, stop listening to PT’s, nutritionists and doctors. they’re just parrots

Ooohweee look at all this circle jerking! Mind if I join in, lads? Need to get my rocks off after all these onions.

Thanks again, this means a lot for me. I'm going to look into doing the rite and to keep exercising and pushing myself to greater extremes

No problems man.

Why are you choosing to remain celibate, if you dont mind me asking?

I've been eating them apple-style and my tongue can't take it anymore. Going out to buy a blender right now
You handle it better than I do! What helps me is sitting straight up in meditation position (pleb meditation position, sitting up in a chair b/c no leg flexibility) and breathing through the nose and into the belly while picturing the sexual energy moving back and then up the spine.

No problem, I exaggerated by calling it celibacy as I'm only 18. I've just never felt comfortable with anything sexual -- all of my friends were into masturbation and pornography, but I never got into it, since they seemed like bad habits to develop.
I don't actually have interest in remaining celibate, but despite my sexual urges, I get a bad feeling around the women I see often. I do have female friends but I always get a sense of either "I'm not a good partner for them" or "they're not a good partner for me". I think I'm just afraid to make a leap and trust someone else, or to have them emotionally invest in me, since I feel that I have to keep friends at a distance. I'm just not around the right people where I live and it's largely for this reason that I have a plan to move out and start living on my own.

I finally broke my record in the pool today bois
Worked out 3 days in a row, and been lifting for an hr after practise.
Usually my body is fatigued to the point where i can barely propel forward on fridays.
Today my muscles were aching and all my clothes smell like fire-ice spray andmuscle relaxers. AND I STILL DID IT.

i think i'm starting to believe in onions.

Thank you! It's interesting that you mention sitting up straight as I do have issues maintaining that pose only while meditating. I usually end up lying down while meditating but I will sit up straight next time and do the visualization and breathing that you mentioned.

How old are you?

>akshually

I'm 18, I got deeper into it in another post

>has never fapped

I can't even imagine.

You've never stroked your dick? Do you just not feel the urge or do you have to fight it?

add lemon juice it literally makes it god tier

Make coleslaw/potato salad.

I'm constantly horny, but it doesn't translate to a desire to fap. I tried it once a few years ago and just felt dumb and stopped after a few seconds. What I find arousing is the idea of being with a woman

Why not just cut and leave open for a while? They lose the spiciness and you can eat them like celery

soak onions in vinegar (I prefer balsamic, but apple cider vinegar is super good for you as well, you should be doing a shot of it every day anyway) and add to everything else you eat.

Have you ever orgasmed? Even had a wet dream?

Do your balls hurt?

Balls don't hurt. I usually have 3 wet dreams in a row every 3 weeks or so, but I stopped getting them for a few months altogether, when I stopped using the internet and spent 3 months just travelling. I used to feel really drained after having wet dreams, but I stopped getting that feeling after my travelling.

nigga you rich

Other than that good for you on avoiding the pornographic jew

>rich
Just went where my dad was doing his work, kek

>Apparently drinking onion juice is incredibly difficult
It tastes like cancer, but you can down a glass in 1-2 seconds and it has just a slight onion aftertaste, way less than you'd expect.
Drink a glass of half water half lemon juice afterwards to completely neutralise the aftertaste.

It's gonna take some balls getting mentally ready to drink your first glass, but it's worth it. Give it a try.

How the fuck do i get rid of the smell.

>in gfs car talking end up leaving a hour later
> gf's sister gete in car says why does it smell like onions in here
> two days later odor still lingers.

I shower every day and wear cologne.

Broscience most certainly does not work.
Go fuck yourself you shitstain

onions certainly increase energy and libido as anyone on fit doing the onion a day meme can attest. my theory on the rat study is that the onion juice made the rats hornier so they banged more, which further compounds the increase in test.

if you aren't getting laid, you aren't reaping the whole benefit of the onion

The onion God smiles down on you

>Veeky Forums discovers something that babushkas have known for ages
based babushka

Thinking about hopping on the onion train.

My sex drive is so bad right now because I've been taking kratom for like 4 months straight.

Oh well, my stash is running out and I will replace it with onions.

THANK

YOU

Stop eating onions you stupid fuck. They don't increase your test anyways.
Hope your gf dumps your ass soon.

Whatever it takes, right?

What kind of onion is best

>r u me?

Been taking kratom off and on for months on end. Get into bed with 9/10 blonde 18 yo qt 3.14 can't get hard.

Now I'm substituting kratom with onions and my dick is diamonds.

I know right westerners just recently unlocked this power

Day two, 2 onions a day.
I fap daily and after onionpill, my erections have been noticeably stronger. That's enough proof for me to keep going. Godspeed.

Reported!! Enjoy your ban

>i ate 1.5 onion in a week and i'm cure from my social anxiety

try again

is this real ?

My daily raw onion, with rice and deep fried breaded chicken livers for iron and cholesterol

Can't wait for them to discover the medicinal qualities of garlic. I bet it'll take 5 years max.

can't handle duh heat wite boi

Which onion is the best onion?

Red onions reportedly have the most meme-juice.

onionboys for life lad

I'm trying out the Onion Meme and all I've discovered is this:

Raw Onions are fucking disgusting.

Put them in salads

Bet you like raw penis

I have been shilling the powers of raw garlic here for over a year and it still hasn't picked up on the level of the onion meme

I don't have social anxiety, I just experience some shyness that I didn't notice when I went to the gym today. Spoke to a few people and I didn't get the whole "what if they judge me" thing

Polack here, well aware of the powers of garlic. One thing just bothers me and always has, how to eat raw garlic without having to avoid people the following day?

These fucking digits
Is this the power of raw garlic

Apparently chewing parsley works but I usually just crush up a few cloves and swallow it really fast with water and it's not too bad.

this.
i havent notice that sexual power. but i more into social interaction, like trying to interupt conversation. but if that placebo effect, then how can you explain the weight loss? i experienced the weight loss too

>When you fry 5 garlic cloves in butter and pour it on your raw onion and boiled egg rolls

Get on my level

Why are people eating onions raw? Is some meme going around about raw onions being better?

>Fried
If you're not eating it raw u might as well slice off your dick desu

I will grate it on top next time ma boi with this,

This stuff works well with onion on toast

also congrats to the vegan shills, this meme is excellent and very successful.

Why raw??? Is some critical substance lost in the cooking process? There are so many foods improved by cooking them with onions -- why give that up by eating them raw if there's no substantiated reason for them being beneficial raw?

Yes, they're worthless for T and your nutsack if they're cooked
Search OPs under onion in the archive for the rundown

I was talking about garlic and yes the allicin is destroyed by heat

Are pickled onions any good?

yep you do a loading period with raw for a week and then you cycle a few of these a day and youre good

Soak some cucumber and onion in vinegar - add some salt and pepper. Good stuff.

DEUS CEPE VULT

Is this for a specific type of onion, red, white or what?

I started the onion meme a week ago and I feel I hate women more, and i want to beat them up, yet I want to fuck them raw. Onion literally unlocks the chad out of you

Red I think

Is it okay to buy them from my local supermarket?

I recommend a phat salad with lots of red onion, grated garlic, spinach, black olives, Parmesan cheese, olive oil and balsamic vinaigrette. Its that based italian diet

you faggots are so fucking beta how is it hard to just eat an onion raw, no wonder you're all low test

I have eaten onions for two weeks now and I swear to god my testicles have doubled in sixe

Combine it with ashwagandha root and your dick explodes.

Just cut it up and swallow with water

ugliest 540 flip ive ever seen

Look up Mt. Everest special. It's unironically good.

are you some sort of onionologist or somthing?
How the fuck do you retards figure that you should preload with raw and cycle with pickles
get the fuck out of here shrek onion shill

I love the taste of raw onions but it’s just not worth the smell.

done the onion meme for the past 4 days

over the past month or so I've had virtually no motivation to work out and all of my workouts were half arsed. but today I was filled to the brim with raw energy and had to workout. had my most energetic and inspired workout in a long time. i think there is something to this

sounds like a bad case of being a virgin lol go fuck a hoe

allicin isn't the test producing element of onions

WHY DOES THE ONE MAGIC FOOD HAVE TO BE ONIONS AGHHHHHHH

>alliums

It's a pretty safe time to try out the onion meme. It's winter (unless you live in a shithole or australia) so you don't sweat as much and you only have to worry about your breath. I can definitely recommend the onion meme to all anons who are still sceptic.

How much onion are you eating a day? I'm on the same ride as you but I haven't noticed any effects yet. I eat half an onion a day.

>Polack
Of course you do. Ancient slav secret.

Do you just eat one type of onion or multiple?

Just bought 2 big bags of yellow onions for $3 and I'm feelin it

They all work, screw the type, just EAT ONIONS

Best practice consists of chopping or crushing garlic and onion 5 to 15 minutes prior to eating, as rupturing the cell structure releases chemical components and allows them to mix and form new phytonutrients. “The stronger the smell, the better for your health,” says “The Right Nutrition Plan.”

>THE MORE THE SMELL THE MORE PHYTONUTRIENTS, BASICALLY TURNS THE ONION INTO GH AND TREN