Hey user want a drink!?

Sure I'll have a double of scotch.

Hard liquor is zero calories.

brah shes fat

gib milkies

how old is she? moar pics?

low t

Yeah so what I like
25, I'm 20. I found her ig and fb even though all there is is her name and where she studied. Would it be creepy to follow her and message her there?

you can thank based /asp/ for this gem

t. low test

>older more mature
>25
>5 year age difference

lmao. when i was 25 i dated a 46 year old woman for almost a year. THAT is an older woman

the only issue i see is you not being able to get into bars (assuming you're in the US). but other than that, just message her first. i don't know how bumble works, but if this is possible then just talk to her as you would any other girl

>Would it be creepy to follow her and message her there?

yes. do NOT do this

>Yeah so what I like

Good for you, must admit I'd love to bury my face in those tits

there's nothing high test about asking your mom for milk from her tits, you stupid virgin incest-fetish-having nigger

imgur.com/a/tiyfp
Ask and you shall receive

noice, thanks my dude

nice

This has been a meme for over 10,000 years.

no it hasn't you stupid faggot. the whole "mommy gib milkies" shit started only a couple months ago and is pathetic/cringy as fuck

how much of a fucking incel loser do you have to be to want to fuck your own mom

why do jewish girls have such big tits, i dated a jew once and she was like this except fat

>the low test cope

>SEETHING

No.

don't take things you see on the internet so literally

tell her the truth. you are new to the whole sex thing and want to learn. she will show you. look at her. she will eat dick like french fries.

Get the fuck out of here, newfag.

>Mature woman at 25
LOLOLOLOLOL
I am 29. I get matches from 20 to 35 on Tinder,Bumble etc. Trying to talk to any girl under 25 is hell.

kys reddit

Alcohol has calories. Some liquors are sweeter than others and have more calories.

>fuckin meatmole in her chin, hence she's looking away for the picture
>huge earlobes looking like bimbo the elephant
>disgusting saggy cow tits with crosseyed nipples
>pepperoni nipples
>braless
>unzipped jean

how low are the standards of you pathetic cucks? no wonder 5/10s wont fuck you when you boost their ego so much, disgusting

how about not

>that chin mole
Why don’t skinlets go and get raised moles removed lol

Why do butterfaces always have the best tits?

God Emperor?

This is the kindda crap they let into Harvard nowadays. Then again Quincy was always a shit hole.

Liv. Lev. Lov.

What’s her insta

>Liv. Lev. Lov.

what does this mean?

> butterface

> (You)
>>Liv. Lev. Lov.
>what does this mean?

Nothing. I was Leverett house. It's a play on words that we printed on shirts back in 2015 think.

People call Leverett Lev for short. It's stupid, but hey it beats the penguin shit the quincy house tards always came up with.

>yeah and you wouldn't be talking to me over the other guys if i wasn't
if she stays she stays, if she goes, she goes.
Your own ambitions are more important then a woman

Oh Cecilia you're breaking my heart

MOMMA GIB MILKIES

just listened to it.
spot on friend, spot on.

Made for the BBC

Post yours.

look, all women are terrible for conversation. there's absolutely nothing that an older woman can talk to me about that i wouldn't have a better time chatting with a dude with

with that in mind, you mind as well go for younger women since at least they have tight bodies and haven't yet turned into cunts because the biological clock is looming in their face

I've been coming here since 2008 and milky momma has always been a meme.

What the fuck are you smoking?

Sorry no, I just went through a year of my life where I was a full blown alcoholic. But go ahead, don't mind me.

>triggered by “mommy milkies” meme

Love this board

Who did this? *lauging emoji*

cunt I've been coming here since 2001 and it hasn't been a meme since the last few months

Not true, your mom is great at conversation

>since the last few months
nice try summer

top zozzle

>Doesn't want to fuck his own mom
Fucking normies I swear to god

MUMMY MUMMY GIMME MILKIES

>2017
>not wanting mummy's milkies
Shiggy diggy

43966454
Not even worth a you

Link to account pls sir

>being this lactose intolerant
What a fag.

It says on the top left boi

jej

not enough i need more

>motorboats the FUCK out of those cow udders
QUINCY HOOOOUUUUSE

I know who it is you muslim faggot, but her accounts are private.

>2008
I haven't been around Veeky Forums as long as that (originally from /v/) but the closest to milky momma I remember when I started was mega milk titty monster

>you do not know aanything about Boba Fett

Saggy because she doesnt ever wear a bra. At least she can get them surgically lifted at some point.

i love titcows

no i said i wanna fuck that butt

Everyone on Veeky Forums should.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5185099/amp/Length-mens-ring-finger-affects-build-partner.html

>fat & ugly

Expected nothing less from OP.

...

name please

whys she so triggered by this?
bet anything she's a "muh daddy" thot, herself

She's clearly laughing you unbelievable autist.

now why are you triggered?
are you laughing, too?

>he's never seen Brazilian porn
>AYY PAPI
>AYY MAMI

Because this site, every board, would improve greatly if there was some sort of autism captcha.

Meh, I'm not interested in seeing those State Droopers anyway

Ask her questions boys
curiouscat.me/annierules

you're so booty blasted over a comment on an out of context screenshot
maybe you should get yourself checked for autism, my retarded friend
or you know walk away from the computer

Provide the motherly formula, forebearer.

Her answers suggest she is a total idiot.
> never wear a bra
> post photos online explicitly flaunting hips and breasts
> call people who share photo freaks

>tfw no cute army gf

But she goes to Harvard?

>calling people low test on a fitness board
>fetishizing women that are overweight // show lack of self control & care

Pick one you orbiter

>Her answers suggest she is a total idiot.
or a genius

Ive been to two unis, Durham and cambridge and i met many total morons at both. Ive had a look over her stuff though and her political/social beliefs are also copy paste inane saliva overflow. I doubt she goes to harvard at all.

Such j00cey tiddies, pls user, post moar

women in the army truly look like a meme, can't take it seriously, even though they can probably kick my ass

>ywn have her sit on your face

Well if she's trying to turn people off by conveying herself as an unpleasant basic girl then that would be clever were it not the fact that it's reddit she's trying to get rid off.

just another braindead thot
she knows what she's doing, but the fact that she's absolutely disgusted by people sharing her pics on the internet is ridiculous
if she hates it, she could always
>wear a bra
>cover up with more layers of clothing
>never take another pic of herself again