Mfw no strongwoman musclegf

>mfw no strongwoman musclegf

I'd pay to just sniff her farts

You don’t have one because you’re too scared to approach one

i actively seek musclefus. So far i've met like 2 and their ego was just so damn high. Maybe they were out of my league, but at least the bodybuilding types seem to have out of charts self esteem

>So far i've met like 2 and their ego was just so damn high
because they are taking roids and test boosts ego

I'd have to see her face first. But goddamn I fucking love womens farts.

Any person taking the hormones of the opposite sex in order to attain some aspect of the opposite sex is a transsexual.
Female bodybuilders on steroids are transsexuals and you are gay if they give you boners.

>those cow tits peaking around her shoulder

WHO

I would say braposters need to be gassed, but ironically they would probably like that too

I love muscular women, I am 29 years old and have never seen one in my life.

you call those cow tits?

not an intelligent statement but some of it is true

You have no friggin idea

12 level wizard detected

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

anyone who finds this anything but hysterical needs to fucking lighten up

I find it arousing Tbh

bear mode gf is best gf

MOMMY

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>But goddamn I fucking love womens farts.
How'd you discover this? Did you fap to it in porn first and sought the real thing?

Would rape into screaming whoregasms.
Might even stick around to cuddle...until the police get there that is

ahmed pls leave

nigga she'd beat the fuck out of you

god damn she's a fucking fire cracker

Tattoos to cover the perceived flaws (stretch marks on stomach). Never change.

any more?

Uljdlyly

omg i just wanna cuddle and cling to her like a baby koala