You wake up one day as Potatoman (pic related, real name Travis Bowdish)

You wake up one day as Potatoman (pic related, real name Travis Bowdish)

What do you do to better yourself

Btfo

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Head transplant

Oh he's also literally mentally retarded

Buy a latex animal mask and an embroidered satin jacket.

Get a submachine gun and a sword.

Find a local gang base of operations and kill as many as possible.

Not trying to be an asshole to both of these guys, but do "Potatoman" has the same illness/condition that the recently famous bullied kid has?

Yeah

Its called being a retarded inbred hick-itis

Go straight to the nearest talent agency and audition for every villainous role possible.

I'm really curious the thought process of the person who made the thread

What's it to ya, asshole

When your life is shitty, you try any excuse to try to feel a little a bit better about yourself. Even trying to get some laughs from the boys on Veeky Forums.

I would prefer to hang out with Potatoman than with OP any given day

It's probably inbreeding since he has the same characteristics of Charles II

Buddy, this Potatoman character has the mental strength of a fucking toddler

is there a law against inbreeding? Let alone incest? If not we should really fucking pass one. And just bring this guy in for court. Not to testify, but just to interact with the members of the jury.

I'm pretty sure both of those are illegal

What state is this guy from?
>Laws regarding incest in the United States. ... In all but two states, incest is criminalized between consenting adults. In New Jersey and Rhode Island, incest between consenting adults (16 or over for Rhode Island, 18 or over for New Jersey) is not a criminal offense, though marriage is not allowed in either state.

>The fire rises

He lives in Wyoming.

We have deduced he's the product of unintentional inbreeding.

this is far fetched. Do you think we can maybe convince him of becoming a super villain?

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Probably

this is now a 56% thread

nigga just get a haircut, grow a beard and you're an easy 8/10

>bullying potatoman
He's more chad than all of you combined.

FUCK YOU CHARLES II WAS A GOOD FUCKING LAD WHO TREATED OUR ISLAND WELL YOU COMMIE CROMWELL SHIT

he took the neck pill

what sort of fucking name is Milan Zibic?

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