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Go ask a fucking barber you shit-skin cunt

55 kilos = 121.25 pounds
170 = 5.6 feets

>manlet
>nigger
>55kg twink

1x neck assisted pullups

i still have hope user , im not 22 by the way lel

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pathetic

This meme is not wrong

Get your self some eyes, girls like dudes with eyes.

Op is literally a dunmer

Dunme are the best race on skyrim dude

All I did was
>even out your uneven hair plus longer top hair
>thickening of neck and shoulders
>erased pimples
>trimmed your brows
>got rid most of your peach fuzz
>erased your weird angry expression
and I charged your phone. All those things that I fixed are also possible to fix in real life

here you go

forgot pic

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Just kidding op, you'd look awesome with a full beard though

Maybe you have already heard, I am one of those who look much better in a mirror than in a camera

>All I did was
>>even out your uneven hair plus longer top hair
>>thickening of neck and shoulders
>>erased pimples
>>trimmed your brows
>>got rid most of your peach fuzz
>>erased your weird angry expression
>and I charged your phone. All those things that I fixed are also possible to fix in real life

Best answer /Thread/

I was thinking about doing this haircut, but I have no idea how to tell the barber to do this to me

be white

Pretty much none of this is bad for you though and can genuinely improve your life, except maybe NoFap.

you know exactly what to tell him

>no mewing
>no Kirkland Signature minoxidil

My dad is white dude , my grandmother have green eyes.

my mom is a mestiza (50% nativeamerican 50% white)

jesus christ dude, it's 2017.

I know you just saw fight club and love it (as you should) but for fuck's sake.

oh sorry I forgot, it's 2017, this is the current fashion now true? , alpha as fuck

Get a thicker neck

You like that morrowing boss that the nerds of /v/ keep posting

Im the new european of 2050

You know the funny thing about mewing, I have an underbite, a pretty large one and have done all the things fit would tell me not to do. genes defiantly affect you more ways than we can help

>Thinks it's about the underbite

It's for the fat hanging off your chin, pea-brain

>special needs hitler youth haircut that every other fuckboy has
>packing away stale food and missing out on cooking skill, flavor improvement
>other basic chores somehow a highlight of your existence
I get that some people take a while to develop into functional adults but this is just sad

christ this shit is gay as fuck. this trend needs to fucking die

Have you heard of the high elves?

you can unironically unfuck your shit up with that

user be thankful some people take a while to become adults, there are tons of other people who are in their late thirties and still can't cook a fucking omelette or clean up the house.

it was sarcasm nigger

Not look like a Wood Elf from the Elder Scrolls games

Try washing it.

And try washing your disgusting, stinking festering skin too.

amma high elve user ?

Its not to easy dude , i have an atopic skin and that makes my hair dry

and the problem with my skin is that I probably wash it often, like 4 times a day

enjoy you're ban lmoa

He's half white and half East African. This is the guy who shitposts the same thread ad nauseum and then proceeds to ignore all advice.

Fuck you , you can say me im a fucking black elf from skyrim but im not a fucking nogger from africa , my family dosnt have black blood and im sure of that

I'm angry

They have black skin though

Gook you look like fking piccolo only smaler
>170 LMAO

ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE EARED PIECE OF SHIT!IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH IS GONNA SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH, THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT, AND PUSH IT IN YOUR FACE. I'M GONNA FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKING BEARD! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS, AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD OUGHT TO BE JUST SO THAT I CAN KICK THEM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!

>170 cm

HAHAHAH kid just fkign give up

Stop using shampoo, only condition every other or every third day, grow hair out and get a new style, I assume you already have decent teeth care but if not get on that. Lift big and eat big, try to stay 10-18% by though. Have good posture and work on your style

Its not too bad if your from south america , and by my age im good

I dont have black skin , is just the light

>pic is me

No, this pic is just the light. The other pic shows you with black skin

This is a feet thread now

Wdf are you talking about , im on natural light right now , the OP pic it was in a room

>actual elfs post on Veeky Forums

Nordic scum gtfo , night elfs are the master race