Daily

Daily
>brush teeth x2
>floss x2
>cleanse x2
>moisturize x2
>sunscreen

Weekly
>haircut
>manicure

Bi Weekly
>eyelash tinting
>eyelash extension
>eyebrow tinting

Monthly
>facial
>body scrub
>massage
>microdermabrasion

Tri Monthly
>teeth cleaning
>teeth whitening

Quarterly
>stem cell treatment

Dont just focus on your workout.

>Weekly haircut and a manicure

Okay there Patrick Bateman.

Men should get their hair cut once every 3 weeks, if you get it cut once a week your barber is ripping you off or you're gay maybe

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

>not brushing your teeth literal seconds after every single meal

Back to the Fuglyzone.

Also enjoy your xenoestrogens with all these products you're using feminine faggot.

niggas yous a bitch

Um, they're okay.

I let my hair grow long then cut it very short. Fuck paying £10 every week or month.

...

>showering and cleansing twice a day
nigga you just killed your skin

>Monthly
>>facial
what?

>daily sunscreen
enjoy your cancer

Their new album was a little bit... too New Wave for my taste.

>cleanse
>moisturize
Why?
>sunscreen
you live somewhere the sun is shining all day?
>weekly haircut
lmao, wasted money and extremely vain
>manicure
gay as fuck
>bi weekly eyelash tinting eyelash extension eyebrow tinting
Are you a woman?
>facial
Explain.
>body scrub
>microdermabrasion
???
>massage
This might actually be a nice activity to lower stress
>stem cell treatment
What does it do?

Sounds like you're a vain metrosexual. These things do not make you better, you are trying to trick others into thinking you look better, which is a woman's tactic. You're the ultimate beta.

You shouldn't give a shit. Workout, get stronger, get healthier, do cardio and/or sports. Work on and get achievements in other areas of life that are not Veeky Forums-related. Do not do what OP does, he is like a woman who sits around and does nothing of importance all day, be like a man who goes out there and builds civilization.

>Weekly haircut

How pointless. Do you have a cute hairdresser you can't bring yourself to ask out? That's just excessive.

>>teeth whitening
this actually arms your teeth, you shouldn't do it.

This is actually a myth. There's not enough of the toxic stuff in sunscreen to actually do anything to you. Protection from skin cancer is betta.

>you live somewhere the sun is shining all day?
That is literally everywhere

>Flossing twice daily

Do not do this

>Quarterly
>>stem cell treatment

Funny how everyone assumes OP is a man.

There are no females on Veeky Forums. Just loads and loads of faggots and racists.

>im a real man. if you do anything to better your appearance you a faggot.

>m the sole authority on what it takes to be a man.

fuck off cracker

This, true patrician

Nigga I'm blacker than the Ace of Spades. I'm so fucking Black, I dont only not know my dad, I don't even have a dad, my mum was a virgin before she started sucking cock for purple drink

i dont get what a "cleanse" is. Can someone explain?

what if they're really yellow? I'm not talking about routinely like op the fag but once it gets really ugly

Using a cleanser

>weekly
>haircut/manicure
shyggy dude. Kill yourself.

>bi weekly
>eyelash anything

Please hang yourself my man

>disgusting nigger picture
Imagine how bad she(he?) smells.

>weekly haircut
waste of fucking money. Get a good haircut once every few months.

Uhh, Huey is too black sounding for me.

>Sounds like you're a vain metrosexual.
Veeky Forums

>Monthly
>facial
Is it always the same guy at the gym who gives you this, or do they rotate?

pic is you I presume.

you're metablack

This made me chuckle and OP probably would say it doesn't matter, as long as you get it.

I want to smell her feet

how often u get ur prostate checked?

WHO'S THIS SEMEN DEMON?

How to be an Effeminated Hipster: The Official Guide

You sound like a DYEL soyboy.

Daily
>brush teeth x2
>shower x1

Every other day
>shampoo + conditioner
>shave

Bi Weekly
>unibrow and nosehairs

Tri Monthly
>haircut

That's it.

The real list

Daily
>brushx2
>floss
>mouthwash
>foot powder your feet because youre a man who works outside for a living

Weekly
>file your calluses
>shave if you cant grow a beard

Bi weekly
>gather firewood

Monthly
>who even thinks this far into the future

Tri Monthly
>haircut I guess

Quarterly
>lol

Sorry, it's supposed to be daily.

I thought that one was a trap personally

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

>only eat raw meat, raw eggs, raw butter, raw cheese, and raw milk
>skin is always hydrated and looking beautiful, hair is thick and shiny, breath never smells bad and cavities grow back, beard is looking great too; scars, cuts, or any type of scratch gets repaired instantly by cells

Mmhm, I wonder again why the sugar/grain and makeup/shampoo/beuty/etc industries all fund studies that supposedly claim the vegan lifestyle is healthier for us? Really makes me think.

fuck that i hate going for haircuts every week. one good one every other week but fuck that.

I heard that it's bad to brush your teeth after eating because you teeth are softer or something like that

you forgot raw dick

Shower/brush my teeth once per day
Get a haircut every month
Clip my fingernails every Sunday

dick? as in rod? ick!

SAUCE

could anyone whos not very gullible, as a person, tell me if any ruitines that are worth doing, and you saw a clear difference from doing it?

yes but teeth also get confused if you brush them right after eating
gotta confuse the teeth

Wtf I go like once in 3-4 months

>Tri monthly
>Quarterly

Did you forget to workout your brain muscles lil' lemon baby?

>t. Soyboy

Those are the people wondering why they have low test lmao

Yeah, floss and brush your chompers (ideally 2x day, away from meals, mouthwash after meals), use sunscreen when the sun's out, shaving will act like a facial scrub just make sure you'll use a good aftershave cream (I'd go for something with hyaluronic acid, it's a cicatrizing agent), cut your hair and nails every once in a while... and that's it.

Also cut your dick off once every 3-5 years or so and let a fresh one grow out. Don't forget to brush the crusty buildup out of the hole regularly as the new one sprouts.

>Bi Weekly
Brainlet. It's either fortnightly or bi-monthly.

same, but I'm a virgin so...

Who's the chick. Also lot of that is excessive. I cut my hair every 2-3 weeks.