Hey user you've gotten pretty beefy lately, would you like to workout together, grab a coffee or catch a movie sometime?

>hey user you've gotten pretty beefy lately, would you like to workout together, grab a coffee or catch a movie sometime?

What do you do Veeky Forums?

>Mortal Kombat tattoo
lol what a homo sperglord

I'd flex a 'cep and say 'hows this for a start?'

then again I'm not autistic and know what buff bfs want

>sure. then maybe after we can go back to my place and tongue each others buttholes

but then again I'm not autistic like you OP

S-Sorry I have a bf already.

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Yeah sure. Maybe we could come back to my place and play some video games as well. Just to be clear, I'm not interested in homosexual intercourse.

Yeah bro, sure.
>make Chad friend
>me and second chad then repeat this process to another dude
>built a pack of 4-6 chads in eternal bro mode
Literally the /bestlife/ mode only total bros dream of
>you will NEVER have your daily gym sesh with your other 5 chadbros helping eachother out and making your community shine with human potential and absolutely no gay bullshit involved
Be the person you wanna be dudes

No, today is my favorite day.
Bis and tris

I'm in a committed relationship but I liked you in Kick Ass and AoU, thought you were banging that milf director but I'm not throwing shade on the trophy husband life, been good to me too.