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OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT WHAT DO I DO????
I never thought I'd get this far. The last (and only time) I tried to have sex I couldn't get it up. pls help me bros, this is my chance to finally get laid.
>tfw hard to get boners because of anxiety
>tfw can't take her back to my place, will have to be in the car
>tfw need to not sperg out on the coffee date long enough to escalate
FUUUUUUUUCK

Tell her that there's an awesome coffee shop you know, and give her your address.

She takes her dick like her coffee, OP. Try another.

But seriously, just keep talking about coffee puns then give her a time and place after she writes back haha or lol on one.

This isn't hard

jeezus op. how do you live.

Congrats you found a whore

Did anyone elses tinder completely reset from restarting the app? I lost 60+ matches from it and it was slightly annoying

I don't need help with the tinder convo, I need help not being a fucking sperg on the date. I'm a turbo autist so I have 0 experience and no idea what to do. How do I escalate?
As a social recluse

Not sure if anyone considers 60 alot but it was for me since I'm 50 miles to nearest city and live in a small Amish town

Oh my god. How do women put up with men. Jeez.

if want want more than pump and dump, coffee is bad ideia for 1st date.
And for pump and dump, go as quickly as you can to pump. otherwise you miht not reach it

>asking for snapchat instead of her number

Is this what the current generation does nowadays?

>60
Never gonna make it.

>How do I escalate?
By getting her number, then texting her a date, time, and place. She will answer back with yes or a schedule.

If a woman is talking to you, she's already decided she'll fuck you or at least let you get damn close. It is up to you to not fuck it up.

Yes. Its for sexting and sending nudes.
I don't know why they don't just meet and fuck but I guess I"m old fashioned.

How do I escalate during the date though? I don't know how to go from drinking coffee to sex
I have no idea what I'm doing, maybe that's how it's supposed to go

Of course grandpa. You gotta jump on any social media train fast as hell or else you'll never make it.

You can still get lucky once, but yeah unless your Chad in order to be talking to 10 girls I'd probably need 1000 matches

I dated a cutie from the city for about 6 months before she dumped me, she was looking for a new guy on tinder and came across my profile again, so looking at my pics again led to another 4 months of fucking.

It's nice to be good looking..but also being a slight autist it's still hard as hell..idk how uglier guys have any chance

This post raised my blood pressure

I had one of these "dates" right after coming off of test... could barely catch a chub. We killed a bottle of jack.. Went down on her for three hours and then gave her probably the worst sex of her life that she would never remember.

After that situation, I started keeping viagra on hand for the month of off-cycle limp dick. The next time it happened, I was in a relationship with a girl who didn't know I was on gear. The viagra worked wonders... the lack of sex drive meant less feeling and we had hours of the amazing sex.

Give it a shot. Get her in the mood, take the pill and then give it at least 30 mins of foreplay to get it working.

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>shitimbald
holy fuck my sides

I'll fuck the shitimbald, easy laid negro
Go for it.

Where can I find viagra? 19 so a doctor wouldn't give it to me

>you just made me bust out laughing in the gym
Jesus fucking christ, these people.. The other day the guy sat 30 minutes in an shoulder press machine browsing on his phone. Its ok if you dont want to work out but move out of the way for people who do.