Meanwhile, in bizarro-Veeky Forums

Meanwhile, in bizarro-Veeky Forums...

I really like /pol/ on my board

Leftists sure are strong!

I accidentally ate a raw onion and HATED it! Ugh, it even lowered my testosterone levels. I can barely get a boner now. Never eating onions again.

>tfw gf

any sups to lower testosterone? I'm tired of being a horny, muscled, hairy beast all the time + my hairline is receeding pretty badly

Meanwhile, in regular-Veeky Forums...

Just listen to the bros at the gym, they definitely know best.

Cheak these sick soy eats

I like women

>Always make sure to include "yes homo"
>Deep down I know that I'm a complete flaming heterosexual
>Worried more and more that the normal gays realize this
>Stress starting to affect my gains
Wat do, Veeky Forums

5'4" Master race checking in

Is Stopping Strength a meme? I heard it makes legs literally melt.

Curl harder, faggot

>lanklets are off the lanklet hill again

/fpl/-thread fat people love

Sorry i made 2 dimensional

*gives lifting advice*

Higher faggot!

underrated

Underrated

you fucked it up its >tfw no gf only thing that doesn´t change even in bizzaro /fit

Starting strength is definitely a great beginner starter

This thread is fucking shit.

op said bizarro fit

Kek

fuggg that’s good

I'm loving the fat life.

>I actually lift

thin people hate
>they don't eat whatever they want

Kek

Women’s farts are disgusting

Made for small white cock

no see the point of the thread is to say the opposite.

im happy about my body thus far ! i really made good progress ! thanks for all the positive feedback u guize !!!

N-no hetero

I just love the quality content they bring!

PARRRRRRB

Aahh yes my man, smells like fresh lemons.

>hey Veeky Forums, just went to the gym

>wow, what great fitness advice
>I learned something on here

I, a Veeky Forumsizen, am strong, and I look good.

>mfw i lift 4plates ohp, 3plates bench, 2plates squat and 1plate DL

How much do you lift Veeky Forums ?

S T I C C gf are best gf

>be at gym
>benching 4 pl8
>got super mire from qt cardio bunny
>got home with new PRs that day and sense of fulfillment
We're all gonna make it guys

liking traps sure is gay. time to masturbate to pics of women.

Just finished another crossfit session and I feel better than ever. Seeing way more gainz than when I was lifting. Any other crossfit fags here?

>Met girl through a friend
>Started talking to her but being inexperienced and desperate are not a good combo
>Must've given off the vibe that I was what I am: desperate
>She ignores me for like a week
>I stop messaging her
>She starts messaging me
>Sends me a snap of her making out with a girl with the caption "This could be you"
>Still ignoring her
>She is going more crazy
I think I finally figured it out.

id fuck these traps so hard

Ew, what a crazy whore

Back to the attic lanklets

>3 lanklets escaped from the canopy today
When will they learn?

...

>yes homo
pretty sure you mean
>ay papi

>traps
>he

Hahahaha what a fucking roastie

>in gym
>struggling with workout
>PT comes over to give me really helpful advice
>he even let me keep the medicine ball free of charge
>can't believe how much more toned I feel

>tfw got mires from hawt sloots all day brah

>GOMAD worked
>8 pack

politics is just the thing I needed during my deadlifts

Do you know the name of the other girl? You should text her back something like "wow I could be making out with Sarah?"

This must really be bizarro-Veeky Forums because that's unironically good advice.

>>Sends me a snap of her making out with a girl with the caption "This could be you"
She wants you, but only as trap

got me good

>this could be you
reply with:
>i could be making out with that chick too?

>Finally hit 4/3/2/1 today

I MADE IT GUYS

>t. Virgin

yeah, this, lol

Sup /thin/ I feel like shit, I couldn't help myself and had a cheat fast. I even ordered a large pizza but couldn't bring myself to eat it. Should I just binge tomorrow to make up for it or am I never going to make it?

I m Happy and satisfied with my life

t. low test beta

She thinks she is being ignored and is doing that bs to get attention. Saying "wow I could be kissing that other girl" is the same thing as saying "fuck off roastie"

You have to know how to make her want your attention without completely giving up on you. If you just ignore her she'll move on. Women have tons of options thanks to the fact that men have incredibly low standards. Even the ugliest woman will have orbiters and white knights.

>4 plate OHP
>3 plate bench
>2 plate squat
>1 plate diddy

Nice

>6'5
>trying to get with my girl
When will they learn?

I dont hate niggers

Resistance training kills gains. Just do your cardio and carb up, and you'll be shredded in no time. You want to hit at least 500g of carbs daily to get really lean and vascular.

lel

How to deal with assholes doing squats in the curl rack?

I love the high quality threads I find on /bizarrofit/ !

>tfw high T
What to do Veeky Forums? I keep eating soy, sticking to a vegan diet but I keep gaining muscle despite doing nothing but cardio?

How is a guy supposed to become a girl in these conditions?

Stupid shitty genetic.

MAN I SURE LOVE PUSSY