What's the point of all your training if I could put your punk ass to sleep in half a minute?

What's the point of all your training if I could put your punk ass to sleep in half a minute?

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>train all your life to choke someone out like a sneaky little faggot
>first guy you try to do your gay wrestling with pulls out his guns and shoots you in the spine, rendering you paraplegic 4 lyf
gg no re

You need your guns to make up for your small penis and lack of fighting ability? You must be one big pussy.

Joke's on you. I can stand on my head for 30 mins and go to combat sambo and kickboxing. You don't stand a chance at choking me out grappling faggot.

I carry a knife and pepper spray.

If you don't go down with a face full of mace, I'm gonna start opening up your bowels.

All the gay training in the world won't stop a bigger and stronger guy

There's a reason UFC fights in weight classes

You need your arms to make up for your small penis and lack of fighting ability? You must be one big pussy.

but bjj is for fun, we slap hands and pound it before we roll breh
shaka
chill breh, it's for fun, you got nothing to
jus flow with the go

I disagree, as a 155lb manlet who has submitted ex-rugby players 250lb+ and other big guys, who also have experience I can tell you from direct experience that it just isn't true
true if both fighters are equally experienced the bigger one will win, but training and skill will beat a larger untrained opponent, even if they are much stronger and heavier.

I train for strength, wrestling, grappling, striking and I do kali knife drills and sparring with 2-3 people with training knives attacking me. Most times I get off with nothing or a skratch on the shoulder. I also carry a big unfolding knife in my jacket and have big military grade heavy boots from my uncle so I can spinning back kick somebody in the liver in an optimal way. Also train neck every day. Now all I miss is a handgun.

In a gym, maybe but not in a street fight

Remove the rules+structure and crazy things can happen, but normally the bigger guy comes out on top

I would disarm your knife and pepper spray your asshole, boy.
Can you even call yourself a man? You're just walking around with pepper spray because you're too much of a pussy to defend yourself in a fight.

>Chad steals my gf, I need revenge
>train for 6 years in judo
>walk up to him on the street
>shout my challenge for all to hear
>I run to him, shoving and grappling, trying to put him in a chokehold
>Chad laughs and shoves my 5'2 manlet frame down and knocks me out with one blow
>mfw I wake up alone in the streets in my judo uniform in the soaking rain

All of that means nothing against my pocket sand

Imagine being such a fucking pussy that you have to walk around with boots and a knife because you know your ass would get handed to you in a real fight. I can't believe how subhumans like you are even posting on a fitness board. Maybe try playing ping pong instead, I think it would suit you much better.

> DYEL friend trained high school wrestling for a year
> "Gym is pointless user, my technique is superior!"
> Challenge accepted
> Wrestle-bro assumes stance, we stare at each other. Gradually come to realize this retard doesn't know how to start sans grapple.
> Take the bait anyway to prove point, begin wrestling - no homo
> Focus only on denying or breaking his holds. Easy since I outweigh and outlift him.
> Weight until he gets gassed out and wants a break
> Drag him across the floor. Slam him repeatedly until his body learns the point his mind alone was too stupid to comprehend
> Not bros anymore, but he never talks about "muh technique" again.
> Instead: "No shit, you weigh more than me!"
If you had to invest in one or the other, the answer is always strength over over form user. No point in having perfect technique if there is a weight class (that includes the average athletic male) that you must avoid at all costs. You are pretty much training to bully drunk assholes and betas.

BODYBUILDERS couldn't singlehandedly-destroy MMA fighters in one second

TOP FUCKING KEK FIGHTINGKEK!!!

Oh believe you me, us BODYBUIDLERS are ITCHING for a fight. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty "sport". There wouldn't be a single fighter that had a functioning brain, a heartbeat or facial bones once our huge shoulders and triceps are done bombarding your defenseless body. Then, our huge quads would kick in breaking your femurs, your hips and smashing EVERY fighters bone they see. When BODYBUILDERS are done with you, we will have committed acts of barbarism. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

Good job you beat a little boy in his first month of high school wrestling. Try beating a real fighter, pussy.

>disarming pepper spray
What are you going to do, karate chop the particles out of air.

What's the point of all YOUR training if you can't even pick up heavy things?

I don't need to pick up useless weights to make myself feel strong when I could put your ass to sleep in half a minute, bitch.

>5"10

>Lives on land taken from natives by shooting them.
>Everyone who uses their brain instead of their fists is a pussy!
This is the hill you have chosen to die on.

I doubt it.

I'm one of the grappling coaches at a gym that has produced multiple UFC champions all specializing in grapples.

You don't care about picking up weights
I don't care about fighting

Stop shilling your "lifters can't fight" It's irrelevant and you're just insecure

por que no los dos?

You'll care when you get in a fight and your ass goes to sleep, pussy.
Yeah and I'm fucking Santa Claus.

You need fighting ability to make up for your smaller penis and lack of gun?

Weak bait but, I am drunk and bored.
> reading comp
He'd been wrestling for a year. Not sure what hellhole you hail from, but that's 12 months.
> a real fighter
Didn't Mcgregor (MMA) lose against Mayweather(boxing) in a boxing match? So it has already been proven a "real fighter" would trash a newb in their sport. To wit, my former bro probably could have beaten me had it been a wrestling match rather than an impromptu street fight. (Because rules).
But if I fight (YOU) seriously, there will be no rules. If I significantly outweigh and outlift you, you will get fucked, regardless of how many years of karate mommy put you through.
> another one who has to learn his lessons the hard way

Let me put it in a way that will make an utter fucking moron like you understand.
Every man needs to know how to fight. Every pussy has a gun.

How often does a fight occur compared to carrying around a shit tonne of strength with you all the time. If you look like a big guy chances are you'll just deter faggots who like to start fights anyway. Fighting is useful but this fighters vs lifters shit is just faggotry

Trained fighters can also fight without rules you know, and they're gonna be better at it because they can actually fight.
"no rules on da streetz" is just a dumb argument.

McGregor would wipe the floor with pussy ass mayweather in a real fight.
You can wrestle twinks in your local high school all you want, a real fighter would put you to sleep, bitch.

>watch One Punch Man
>realize technique doesn't mean shit once you get strong enough

Why would I lie? It's pretty simple. Train at gym for multiple years, show interest in coaching, become assistant coach, become full coach.

I'm not claiming to be a world champion or some shit like that, but I do teach every night, mostly beginners classes, but I also teach many of the classes for all levels.

>You are a moron for using your brain!
>I am a man for getting myself shot!
Enjoy finding out your decisions are stupid and meaningless.

user... I am dedicated to doing this, but I need you to try harder. Professional fighters (caveat: who want to continue their careers) do not have "real fights". And yes user, as a high schooler I was obviously wrestling / fighting other high schoolers. Fucking obviously, because I for one understand that there will be no positive outcome in fighting someone stronger and heavier than you.
You get one more chance user. Take a deep breath. Think about it. Dig down deep in your bait pail and find me something juicy.

I would put your ass to sleep before you could even think of pulling out your gun to compensate for your small package

Sure you would friendo!

Life with autism must be hard, I am so proud of you!

>20 feet away
>pull a Michael Brown and charge like a retard
>get shot and still think I'm a badass as I bleed to death on the concrete

There's a reason that the military uses guns instead of running around like Rambo with your fists out, dumbass

Are you in the military? Or do you just own guns because they make you feel better about your small package?

But I have the biggest package! I can afford it because I don't waste my time training a skill that has been outdated for over 100,000 years when we invented spears and knives.

My package is like Santas buddy, it brings all the hoe hoe hoes while yours is like UPS, small and brown.

im in the military.
is right.

You sound like a pussy who can't fight.

Dick size won't matter when your skull becomes a red gloryhole. I'm sure you'll use those close quarter combat skills to deflect bullets with your fingernails

So you are gonna go around shooting people because of your small package? Calm down Elliot.

Buddy I will behind you so fast you won't even be able to register me saying "Nothing personal, kid" before I cut your head off with my my little pony katana.

I will knock you on your tiny ass so hard you will be puking rocks. I will put you into a roundhouse twist and purple nurple you until you bleed.

I will give you an atomic wedgie so bad your homecoming date will ditch for a kid named Dennis.

Wow that was fucking hilarious, now get the fuck out of here, us adults are trying to have a serious discussion.

>live in liberal part of California
>work in an especially liberal office
>debate about guns during last election
>normally don't say anything but election talk was driving me insane over the course of months because I'm a captive audience forced to listen to these other fags debate
>guy makes stereotypical small dick joke directed at me
>chick I was seeing from the other half of the department briefly chimes in "he does not have a small penis"
Best day of my life to be quite honest fampai

You telling people online how badly you could beat them up and how small their wee-wees are is a serious discussion? Are you 12? Are you going to show off your shuriken collection and sweet axe kick?

>you know, all that muscle won't help you in a fight, it'll just slow you down
>yeah and those boxing skills are really useful in daily life when you need to move something

>be insecure retarded gun nut
>arguing with fellow retards in office
>all of a sudden the office slag comes out to defend you
If this was the best day of your life I feel nothing but pity for you. I don't even mean this in a bad way, I seriously feel bad for you. You poor thing.

BJJ and Judo bro here with 15 years experience.

In a typical class rolling scenario a BJJ guy with a couple years experience can pretty much dominate any gym bro of almost any size even if the BJJ is pretty small.

HOWEVER, you take someone who has been seriously training Olympic lifts for a couple of years and give them just a couple months of good BJJ training they can absolutely fuck up your entire world in a real world scenario.

I'm not talking about rolling like you do in class where both people basically give in to each other to get to the ground game. I'm talking about you as a BJJ practitioner trying to get an Olympic lifter who has some basic BJJ/Judo/Wrestling to the ground and being able to take him out very quickly. Remember in the real world you don't get to roll around for 10 minutes trying to secure a choke.

An Olympic lifter with just some basic ground defense essentially has giga-nigger gorilla power in you are talking a full blown street fight encounter. They can basically just lay on top of you with some good defense and fucking crush you to death and there is about shit all you can do about it.

And if they grab you before you can pull guard? Good fucking luck as you're now going to get dropped on your fucking head.

Yes in a prolonged match you'll still get him, but in a real world scenario you are fucked.

Source: Olympic lifter friend started training BJJ. After 3-4 months he was a fucking nightmare to anyone that didn't weigh within 20lbs of him. Yes most black and purple belts would get him 90% of the time in a prolonged rolling session but honestly only if he let himself get taken down. When we would do real world standing scenarios where he would fully resist he would fucking embarrass almost everyone. You couldn't get the mother fucker down and if he grabbed a hold of you were basically completely at his mercy.

>mfw my penis grows from the power of my ultimate fighting technique
>I see those fucking neanderthals using guns
>weaklings
>my disarming technique surpasses the speed of sound
>take all their guns in a flash and slice their throats with a well aimed chop of my knife hand
>take a shit on their 2 inch penises as my dingaling grows in length exponentially
>my penis soon circumvents the globe

Judo Chop! Chopsuey style!

Ok teenager
My skills will be very useful when I have to beat the living shit out of some pussy meathead.

>running around like Rambo
Rambo mostly used stealth and surprise

Senpai, you better be at least 20 feet away from me when you pull that gun out.

Whats the point of any of it when my .45 will put both you faggots to sleep.

Have fun going for that kimura while someone headbutts you into the pavement

Which is never happening. The someday tells us exactly how old you are. Enjoy the choice of jail or bullets buddy. Give them a good judo chop for me K?

I hope that concussion is nice when you try to use your Flying Crane style on Jamal the giant when he steals your gf

as if anyone on Veeky Forums is in shape or a fighter. and if you are shame on you fucking trolls.

Whatever you say, teenager.

>Admits to being 12.
>Uses teenager as an insult.
>Will use his patented sucky sucky style on my small package.

how much did he clean and jerk?

Listen, I get that you are a young immature guy that is trying to troll here, but us real men are having a serious discussion, so keep your mouth shut, boy.

He was nofap.

>My mature attempts to convince strangers I could beat them up before they shoot me.
Okay Brosef, whatever you say.

>watch the Karate Kid once when I come home from middle school
>go to my computer, going to jerk my weenie to some hot anime grills my age
>find a site called Veeky Forums
>that's funny, mommy told me Veeky Forums was a hacker
>"Technique always beats power guys! I saw it in a movie once!"
>call everyone a small dingdong after they say im a faggot for thinking my twig arms can beat bullets

I'm actually pretty interested in this. I'm planning to start BJJ this summer, and I already box.
This makes me think I can lift and get big and be a nightmare on the streets if I need to defend myself (I'm not black but my city is being overrun with niggers at an alarming rate as the Mexicans take their 'hood).
Tell me more, user.

>not having both
Pleb of the highest calibre

What's with this meme
>he likes/does X because he has a small dick
You can use it for so many things and there's no rebuttal.
>you like lifting, what are you, compensating for something?

>you like big/fast cars, what are you, compensating for something

>guns
>compensating?

such a dumb meme

If someone can headbutt me into the pavement in my closed guard I deserve to lose.
It's obvious you've never fought, don't argue subjects you're clueless in.

If you lift weights you're probably compensating for a little something as well.
Hilarious, teenager

...

>own six guns and once took MMA courses
>bench 345 and squat 400
>dick is a modest 6.8
Cry harder

94 kg weight class.
CJ: 155kg
Snatch: 125kg

>repeating insults like they actually mean anything

Sounds like the kind of mentality an assembly line poorfag or a mentally deficient 12 year old would have.

>You-you're all just jealous of my big dick karate style! I only know 2 insults!
>What's your power level? Mine's pretty big.

>if you lift weights you likely are compensating also
So defending yourself effectively with only your body doesn’t require at least a modest amount of strength? Terrible bait.

the most rational thing to be compensating for would be your out of shape body. Beyond that all you're doing is projecting your insecurities onto others.

shouldn't you be over 18 to post on this site?
Congrats, you are almost average if we don't take chinks into account. Does it make you feel better about your lack of masculinity?

>thinking life is like a porno where the average length of a penis is above seven inches
Also, pretty sure the global average penis size was 5.5 inches so I’m pretty well off but still don’t have a horsecock.

Out of curiosity, what is your length? Be honest now.

>Mommy told me I was a big boy now that I don't need to wear diapers!
Wow, you're backed into a corner so you're not even going to your argument anymore, just trying to cover up the fact that you think you can use the boxing skills you learned from that one time at the YMCA against guns and Jermaine the 400 pound black baboon.

Yes with a billions of poos in loos and chinks the global average is 5.5.
But in the first world I'm not sure if anyone below 7 inches can call himself a man without being laughed at.
>what is your length
Let's just say I can actually call myself a man.

Get a good olympic coach. Not some cross fit faggot, a legit olympic weighting competition style coach.

Learn to Snatch and Clean and Jerk. Do their routines and forget the normal faggot gym routines most people do.

Acquire gorilla level strength.

If I could choose between 4 years of intense BJJ training and 6 months of Olympic lifting vs 4 years of intense Olympic lifting and 6 months of BJJ I'd take 4 years of Olympic lifting/6 month BJJ combo.

For strictly BJJ yes 4 years of BJJ is better but in terms of all around real world capabilities that I'd one in an actual street fighter I wish I had my weight lifting bros crazy power.

Not only that he's now just a fucking freak at nature at almost anything he tries. This dude used to be no stronger than I am but after years of dedicating himself to Olympic lifting it is fucking nuts.

He can basically take on any new sport and in a couple months but at least somewhat good at it based of just the insane athleticism he now has.

And he doesn't do shit else except train for Olympic competitions. No isolation exercises, doesn't have a "chest and arm day" except just sporadically. He basically does nothing but variations of Clean and Jerks and the Snatch with a few random accessory exercises thrown in from time to time.

And the crazy thing is without bench pressing he now has a bench press that is better than 95% of gym bros. I think he can bench like 285lbs now and yet a few years ago he could barely bench 200lbs.

Those Olympic lifts just power up fucking everything.

Oh and 4 years ago he couldn't touch the rim of a basketball goal. Now? Can fucking tomahawk dunk like a god damn NBA player and he doesn't even play basketball.

> replying in this tread at all
> being so insecure in your masculinity that you feel for this bait

honestly who gets into physical fights anyway?

>leddit spacing
>who gets into physical fights anyway?
real men who are not cowards, not that you would understand, teenager.

>going around with my dick hanging out my pants
>people give me looks of disgust
>I continuously scream, "I am a man! Look at me!"
>no one is looking at me
>mfw I actually think I am not autistic

medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php
>erect lengths average 12 to 16 centimeters (4.7 to 6.3) inches
So I am just above average. You were claiming that anyone who owned a gun automatically had a microdick or thought they had one which obviously isn’t true.

Also, may I get exact measurements? Not just what you consider is “enough”.

Listen, teenager, anyone can go online and just start writing numbers out of their ass. I suggest you stop compensating and move get a real hobby.

>in a gym with easy to grab Gi and padded floors
>in the street with easy to tear t-shirts and concrete floors, and no regulations to stop them from going for your ear drums, eyes, etc.

Street fighting is a different game, man.

cope

>correctly spaces paragraphs
Plebbit spacing is spacing every sentence instead of paragraphs in a message.

Just like this.

You newfag.

Fuck off to plebbit yourself.

Good luck disarming my pipe bomb faggot, I’ll take you down with me.

Nice man, that's good for him. I did some oly lifts but only got to 90/105 @77kg
was years ago and it felt pretty bad on my joints

Google the national average penis length for Americans and I guarantee you will find almost the exact numbers from more reliable sources. Still waiting on those measurements btw.

So what does he do for lifting? Squats, clean and jerk, what else?

Listen, faggot, anyone can go online and call people teenagers. I suggest you stop compensating and get a real hobby.