What physique is needed to attract festi girls?

What physique is needed to attract festi girls?

drugs

drugs

How do I give fake drugs to a girl to get sex at a festival without being arrested or revealing they’re fake?

Had a mate get some chick to suck his dick for some coke which he never showed her. Afterwards he said he was talking shit and just walked out.

Are we just going to ignore those fucking beautiful quads?

Pop some ex and offer some to the nearest slut.

enjoy stds

Holy shit I have girl on left added on facebook. She usually dresses up like that. Not sure if shes a thot but She does look like one

>notice how the men are utterly ashamed, and would never expose their eyes.

They're sluts, any body type will work.

>not sure if she's a thot
>literally sitting on a huge cock

checked

have a pocket full of coke or ketamine

Well here's her pic. oh please user don't reverse image search that could result in getting her Facebook profile, promise me you won't :) ok thank you

Heres another pic. Please dont reverse image search this. Thank you come again

>implying she's hot enough for me to waste time looking her up

Pinkelf Quarters

dated a girl who frequently went to raves for 5 years
i was a twig through out the years
when i started putting on weight she cheated on me with a fat guy
i seriously have no fucking idea

See I guess Veeky Forums's the kind of place where people would do that. I don't really give a shit. Pornhub exists and there's a million instagrams to beat your meat too.

The moral of this story is that women are retarded children not that you or anyone else did anything wrong

In all seriousness, festi girls seem to like lanky ass hippie motherfuckers, the fit version of which is ottermode but most of them are far too lazy and unhealthy to achieve that (diets consist of ludicrously expensive millennial hype food, Soylent, cigarettes, and shots)

this one