If youre not mewing, then what are you doing?

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I dont need to.

While he does have a better jaw, it seems artificial. Like he'd actually look better if he didn't chew on gum 24/7 (assuming he does). This is my exact reaction facially, when I chew falim or mastic gum I get a more defined jaw "pump" but actually look worse. I don't think this is a meme, but it doesn't significantly help you in the long run.

It's the same as most of the things on fit that are espoused as cure-alls to the myraid of psychological and social problems that plague your average fit user. Onions are probably good for you, but the smell alone would offset any chance you'd have with girls. Nofap might help a little bit if you're addicted and doing it all the time. Cold showers are great but after a while the effects wear off.
The only thing that really brings you down are things you can't control, and so you grasp for some kind of magic trick that will finally see you accomplish happiness. Similar to dieters who can't succeed because they lack willpower, the try to find some little antidote to their food addiction; falling for meme after meme instead of accepting that some are simply genetically superior and perhaps accomplishing an admittedly more nefarious solution.
"The Beta Uprising will never take root in America because betas see themselves not as exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed Chads."

>t. soyboy

ive yet to see anybody actually explain how to "mew" you fuckin morons just keep using buzzwords that this cunt probably made up.

All natty bro

this, it's all cope

>all your attempts at self-improvement might feel like they're helping, but they're not actually doing anything and you'll always be unhappy
Go hang yourself, you fucking kike. I can tell you that I've been mewing, lifting, not fapping or watching porn, and eating onions every day, and I feel like a fucking animal now. I have more confidence than I've ever had in my life and I can say that every little bit helps. If people want to try something new to improve themselves, they should go for it, as long as they don't hurt themselves

>Oy Vey, the onions make you smell goy, no girls will want you
I smell just as good as ever. Turns out your body metabolizes onions just like any other food.

Don't listen to negative niggers like These are the dudes that really ain't gonna make it.

Getting maxillary surgery in march combined with a spacer to slowly expand it.

Only retards would spend all day chewing gum to solve a problem that requires surgery

Nah he'd look fine if he had any neck, the reason he looks weird as shit is because he's basically exercising a single muscle and nothing else.

It's like doing nothing but wrist curls and becoming a real life popeye, you'd look ridiculous

Swallow a couple of times and focus on your tongue as you do. You should notice that as you swallow your tongue pushes up against the roof of your mouth near the back, kinda under the nasopharynx.

Now swallow again and after the back of your tongue pushes up, keep it pressed against the roof in that position. Don't try to push it but rather suck your tongue so that it stays pressed against the roof from the suction.

You'll have to try it for a bit before you get comfortable with it, but once you do it's pretty easy to keep it in that position regularly. I now wake up with it in that position, and if nothing else it helps breathing through the nose tremendously.

Nah get good genetics. I naturally have a good jaw and noticed its not about doing some dumbshit mewing its about the shape of your jaw. My twin brother doesnt even have a sharp jaw. Mewing might make your jaw broader but not sharper, which is the attractive part.

thank you this is the first legit explanation ive seen for this

No problem brah, good luck on your journey of self-improvement

That went from 0 to 10 awfully quick.

You might want to cut down on /pol/ there bud

>not taking cold showers

never gonna make it

You are correct in that I will never "make it" in the sense that while I hypocritically mew and lift, I recognize that my effort is ultimately meaningless in the face of my subhuman genes. The reality is that platitudes like that, that we could all "make it" are ridiculous notions that fly in the face of the reality that life is a cruel, miserable place and most people will die having never been what they wished to be. I bring up the reality of the situation because so many things on fit reek of the emphatic passion(such as yourself) that is prominent in those who are insecure because they understand that deep down they are flawed and no amount of vegetables or tongue posture will really fix that.

ramsay?

The internet was a better place when dipshits like you were corralled into r/incels.

just bloatmax you won't be able to tell the difference

This, neck is super important for aesthetics.

self improvement doesnt necessarily mean falling for a bunch of memes
it could mean that the problems lie deeper than just muh low test or muh face ratio

>don't breathe through your mouth constantly
>eat solid foods
This guy is the Jordan Peterson of jaws. I'm happy for the mouth-breathers he has helped but this is the most obvious shit and doesn't deserve its own threads.

>spoonfeed me daddy
There are gorillions of posts and videos explaining it you fucking monkey.

>Nah get good genetics
>I naturally have a good jaw
>My twin brother doesnt even have a sharp jaw
It seems you are quite retarded