Meanwhile, in the Death Star gym

>Meanwhile, in the Death Star gym...

>midichlorianlets will never lift stuff with the force
when will they ever learn, keep lifting until you can pick up A FUCKING X WING FIGHTER THEN TALK TO ME

great thread

Can someone just tell Emperor Palpatine to wear a towel in the Sauna? I don't need to see that.

>Hutts slimed up the treadmill again

A friend of mine saw Kylo Ren in the shower and he has an 8 pack. He's shredded.

Has someone messed with the gravity simulator? I swear I was benching 2pl8 yesterday

Fucking niggers doing shrugs

>be Kylo
>run into sexy twileks
>"hey Kylo we heard you have an 8 pack hehe he.... Cam we see?"
>n-nah I'm j just b-bulking right now
>"what's bulking?"

P>Tfw rich
>Tfw powerful
>Tfw oneitis still doesn't want you

>using The Force to help your lifts

Pathetic.

how tf am I supposed to get ripped with these standard rations ?

I want to use the squat rack for SSS, starting stormtrooper strength, but this Hut keeps bloatmogging me.

I think the manlets escaped again. They made a vertical tunnel to the reactor. I thought placing the manlet pit outside the Death Star was going to work, but apparently not

is this possible on roids?

>The manlets formed a ladder and are up in the ventilation shaft!

>front raise 180~ pounds

Possible on d-roids maybe

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

Side effect of creatine.

Give me ONE (1) reason why I shouldn't get a cybernetic hand for grip strength

>180~ pounds
user, he is lifting an average man, that’s at least 200 pounds

Tried benching 4pl without a spotter after warming up with the bar

>be utilities officer for section e3
>have been slowly lowering the gravity in the gym for 3 months.
>Mfw I returned it from .7 to 1

>bodybuilders, we don’t need their scum

Fuck you nigger im back to the bar on my deadlift again

>lifting on a space station with no girls

You guys are either homos or retarded

> mfw the jawas are out of the pit

>Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Rippetoe. Your sad devotion to that ancient program has not helped you conjure up the stolen squat plates, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the manlet’s hidden pi...

...

You will never be as alpha as this captain

What do you think the gravitational pull of the Death Star was?

In space no one can hear you lift

kek

I FIND YOUR LACK OF QUADS DISTURBING

>that trooper that keeps his helmet on at all times

> Not using a conplete facial trai ing mask
You're never gonna make it bradawan

lol

You might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

that fucking pic
very nice

How can I into this mode?

>when you can't cut enough to get abs for the film so they put you in highpants

I did it Veeky Forums....

I lifted the barbells...
Not only the barbells.... but the dumbbells and kettlebells too

>BBBBEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
>*Planet explodes outside*
>Go back to deadlifts

>be part of the emperors finest
>trained a bit in the ways of SS
>normal day on the job, standing on door, imagine kidnapping rebel princesses
>hear buddy tell me about this bitch with thick braids which got captured by the uberchad himself, Vader
>decide to visit her after my shift
>give her the ol' dickeroo
>empire falls while i am on vacation
>years later
>hear about her son
>she broke up with her current lover over him
>look him up
>he looks like me after all
>tfw i retroatively cucked this corellian manlet after all

>How do i get a qt Twi'lek gf lads?

Implausible. In hutt culture, being big and fat is a positive thing and status symbol.

THE FORCE
FRAME
HEIGHT

>made for bb8

what a fucking retarded thread. thats why nobody takes you faggots seriously. at least you dont infect other boards with your faggotry.

You buy one. They basically sell themselves as servants and dancers across the galaxy. It's almost a racial trait to be submissive.

>been lifting heavy recently
>feeling fuicy as fuark
>approach Stacey
>"aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

...

>artificial gravity generator in sector 61-C6 crashed again today
>have to wait at least another 3 standard days till the lazy assholes from maintenance fix it
FUCK I JUST WANTED TO LIFT

I'd train to wipe out some rebel scum. I'm not good at taking orders though, so would have to be a bounty hunter

Trooperlets BTFO! Will they ever recover?

Somebody post ghost see thru versions of
Rich
Zyzz
Boogie, but for boogie they use him from when he was 20 and not so fat in the remastered version

who here /fat/?
I can't fit in my stormtrooper uniform?

forcelets. when will they learn

>THEY'RE LIKE FREE WEIGHTS
>AND I LIFTED THEM LIKE FREE WEIGHTS

one million keks

Don't you remember what happened to the last trooper that did that? He got fried so hard his aim improved.

Reminder to report Disney shill threads

Extremely underrated

What exercises should I do so I can rip a man's arms out of their sockets? I saw a wookiee do it to a stormtrooper bro in our last battle and want to do it to some rebel scum.

Yeah I heard luke got on GOATMAD.
he drinks a gallon of alien titty milk a day.

underrated

yo your movie is bad and for manchildren, if you didn’t see it with girls, if you and your friends are such fags that’s what you spend your time doing this past weekend, you’re a pathetic consumer or an ironic scumbag. please go back to

>kill your boss and all his guards for your oneitis
>she still doesn't want you

If this thread is here in the morning I can edit something together

It was a fun movie but honestly it felt like Star Wars The Last Asspull.

Beautiful

There is no gym in section e3, what is your ID ?

>the receptionist has been informed that the manlet pit was destroyed in a squatting disaster...

>we don't need the relics of the past anymore!
>piana, zyzz, rippetoe... let them all die!
>kill them if you have to!
>we can have a new routine! A new Veeky Forums!