Mfw the gym harpist is off pitch

>mfw the gym harpist is off pitch

the fuck is a gym harpist?

Do you even workout? What are you doing here?

What kind of question is that?
Also pretty cool with the harpist OP, we have a gym bard but usually his stories are pretty boring. There have been rumors he's a gains goblin in disguise, but it sounds to wild to be true

If the music of the cable choir isn’t familiar to you, I’d suggest making our first visit to a gym.

>gym congress decides to remove 20% of the plates to cut the deficit
>huge shortages, have to wait for other people to finish their sets even when benches are empty
knew I should have voted for the other guy

>mfw the gym lil pump is on a coke comedown

>mfw tomorrow is gym penis inspection day and I haven't tugged in weeks

>be me
>3 years before the incident
>gym invest in new quantum gains facility
>its only for level 3 tallmen or above
>always hear strange rumblings and sounds from the facility, but can never figure out what goes on in there
>one day the sounds come to a sudden and abrupt stop
>the gym gainstist appears declaring he has discovered pure gainsinimus, a pure element of gains
>what he doesnt know is the pits operatives have been planning and waiting for years
>what happens next is a bit of a blur as I passed out from the gainsplosion
>apparently the manlets have been digging tunnels all around the quantum gains facility
>the all appear like lighting
>zerg rushing the gaintist consuming the gainsinimus as one united horde
>the tallmen have been living oppressed by the giga-manlet (5.11 stories tall *Not 6) eversince

>gym talks about upcoming Christmas party
>only the regulars are invited to keep out the dyels
>only work out late at night so no one knows me and thinks that I somehow slipped into the party uninvited
>mfw even fellow gym goers don't accept me

Damn. I haven’t seen shit like that go down since the cyclops I used to see everyday got kicked out. Heard the gains goblins stole his curds and whey and he launched an atlas boulder out the window.

>arrive at the gym too late
>miss the weekly gym jester appearance
>missed his barbell chest flies

>44000000

fugg

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>walk into the gym
>harpist is playing all the bars

>it's midnight thirty at my gym
>doing hammer curls by the window
>spot shadow out of the corner of my eye
>spend rests looking for it
>weird.jpg
>feelin good
>weights feel like feathers
>drop them
>no sound
>look up
>gym vampire turned them into bats again

>gym pianist has left humanity behind

>me and dyel gf go to gym
>have a fetish for domming much weaker girls
>end up working out a bit of a distance from each other
>manlet cardio bunnies trying to flirt with my dyel gf because they think she's easy pickings
>my little babe signals for my help with a glance
>finish my set on ohp
>don't even bother reracking
>my lil' noodle has her squat ready and needs spotting
>taller of the manlets goes to offer to spot
>cut him off as I shove them out of the way
>"hey babe you needed me?" I say
>"yeah just needed someone who could spot my weight. no one else here looks strong enough."
>cardio bunnies turn red and hop off to the track
>spot my girl through her sets
>when shes done I pick her up and congratulate her like some small child
>she finds it endearing and kisses me
>out of corner of my eye notice the manlet cardio bunnies looking away in embarrassment
>mfw I steal the only girls that they could ever have a chance with
>mfw I get off socially cucking smaller guys

>Gym mommy is having a day off so i wont be making any gains due to malnutrition
>mfw

We don't even have a harpist anymore at my gym. We all sit around the fire bored during our rests.