"Damn user you been looking ripped lately!"

I’d say something along the lines of ‘the black is indolent and a dreamer; spending his meager wage on frivolity or drink; the European has a tradition of work and saving, which has pursued him as far as this corner of America and drives him to advance himself, even independently of his own individual aspirations’, but then again I’m not autistic like you.

you know it bitch

stop

Back to work, the cotton won't pick itself!

oh yea...

thank you...

continue... / or tell me more

Bitches like this response for some reason, it makes them laugh.

nigger

bix nood muhfugga muh dik

fpbp

hownew.ru

u hiding a plate armor in ur closet ?

you too, bro.

I fucking wish man.

newfag kys or have the decency to lurk for a while before you post stupid shit

thanks babe your tanning regime is really paying off too!

Made for BBC

Suck my dick right and i might not kill you

I know.

>then walk off with chin up

Fucking this
No one cares about your actual workout, just make a joke

Thanks. I also do a daily kegel routine and eat one raw onion a day. Wanna get back to my home gym?

>Implying
Yeah no.
Would bottom out in her and still have 3 inches out in the cold.

This.

>seal the deal
With that black? No thank you

Grab my back pocket and briskly walk to a better neighborhood

>trick question, i would never be in the speaking vicinity of someone
ftfy

Yup

"Oh thanks Ive been running more lately. We should go on a jog or hike sometime :)"

Are you even trying OP?

>thanks
It's not hard retards

Holy FUCK I've been waiting for someone to notice

>Been doing a lot of Zumba fitness lately, you know? *flex a 'cep*
Works every time.

>Being an MD
>Telling patient I will give her a intramuscular injection
>She said ''I see you are working out, but I doubt u can be gentle with those big arms, so please can the nurse give me the therapy?''
>not sure if happy or sad

Yeah I play wii fit it really helps! Give her a hug and squeeze harder than normal but not to actually hurt her. Then grab her hand and take her on a date or something. Invite her back afterwards but don’t directly invite her ask her “sooooo where do you wanna go now?”

I can't stop watching porn vids of black girls getting railed out by BWC

I think the jewish programming misfired on me

She was just looking for a way to ask for a female nurse but was still kind enough to give you a compliment.

I'm that gorilla dick nigga, I make dyke pussy wet

Correct

oh haha thanks yea I think I'm going to stick with my zumba program

dipshit

>yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
>waddup shotty
>u tryna git somdis nukka dick shotty?

CEASE

Ayyyyooooooo holllll upppppp

>newfags never seen Last Action Hero
kys

In Australian
>"Cheers cunt"
In English
>"Cheers luv"
In American
>"Thanks"
In nigger

>be fat
>started working out last January
>gf is fat
>refuses to lift
>she sometimes shows me pics of her back when she was fit and before her depression led to a whole bunch of weight gain
>she could look like OP’s pic again if she worked out
Suffering

anyone responding to this with newfag is literally retarded

>y-you too...

>Thanks. It's due to my new solely onion based diet

8/10, nice reverse bait

I've been training for interstellar travel. Lets bang.

I very rarely get girls hit on me because I'm typically in a foul mood and look like I'm about to punch someone. I only ever walk around with a smile only face when I'm coming back from gym at night.

Oh, and apparently several of my female friends are afraid of me according to my boys. Why I have no idea.

No this is what they want, white woman with black man, and white man with black woman.

Also recently my browser had problems with adblocker, and when i looked at porn, all the ads where about white man fucking black or arab woman.

You know Veeky Forums has a problem when merely posting a picture of someone with different colour skin triggers people.

Lol I am Jewish and couldnt care why do you retards think my people are this invested in who people fuck?

fuck imagine fighting that in an actual battle

>Thanks. You're cute, too, but sadly I'm extremely racist. Please don't talk to me anymore

flex a 'cep

then again im not autistic like you all and know how to please a woman

>Whats the correct non-autistic response to this to seal the deal?
I> bet your pussy looks like a wallet
>no it doesn't you racis..
>massa wants to fuck,now ,are you a field nigger or a house nigger?
>h.house massa
good

Thanks I increased the weight I lift not long ago. Maybe we'll meet in the weekend and I'll get to lift you?

...

Third post best post. Dont be shy

moor race mix shilling, I hope you guys don't fall for this obvious bullshit.

/sage

Imagine the smell...
Why do people think animals like this are attractive?

"Thanks". Just take a compliment like you deserve it.

Pffft, muh racis strawman. I'm a racist sexist homohater and even I put my prejudices aside for decent, worthwhile people.

I think you got the wrong thread, pal

T. Baby Jew who hasn't yet been indoctrinated

>doesn't moon walk away from people
I bet you feel stupid now.

what if it's my squatbutt?

Really?
>this user said he's Jewish, and he doesn't care who we fuck.
Wow I guess there's no Jewish conspiracy after all. Jews don't do bad things to people at all ever. One Jewish guy said so.

WHo is the person in the gif supposed to be ?

Probably because she's conventionally attractive by non-racist standards.

>dating niggers
kys

Because she has an attractive body, and black skin isn't inherently a turnoff for me. Also her face looks pretty good for a black woman's. I'd hit it pretty hard.

>dating
I don't think you know how to read a situation, man.

>Being this bitter
Wew

michelle obama

Even I do, I would still not racemix even if the negress was beautiful and smart

>I would still not racemix even if the negress was beautiful and smart
Why?

any variation on this is good, although 'Zumba' is bit outdated now and no one knows what that is any more.

I usually say something like
>yeah I'm on shitloads of roids
>the sit ups i do every other sunday must be paying off!
>you too (unironically)

Racemixing creates literal, non meme diseases on the offspring comparable only to incest

...

Stop looking rapey

I don't think I look rapey, I think it's more that I am a very cold person. Plus I radiate some crazy hatred vibe for some reason.

Stop looking rapey and like a serial killer

It's likely your eyes. They probably look too intense. Let your eyes relax a bit. It'll make your face appear more inviting and friendly.

we get this bait every got dan time

finally someone who knows outbreeding depression exists

Do black chicks have bigger pusy? Asking for a friend.

'You Mirin?'
then proceed to do some ancient poses.

Thanks, nigger

>he didn't get invited to the jewminatti

Thanks! I try to stay active.
I'm user by the way, you look pretty good yourself.